Cute Historical Figures

I've been told several times I look like Caligula except my nose is broader

>nose bigger than caligula

That's probably too much

I mean he was pretty adorable for an ironfisted ruler.

I kinda have a face like him, so I wouldn't call him cute, but he sure was a fun chap

Post your face, Alexei

oh, hi there

>cute

>no Napoleon II

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weirdo

You're the weirdo. Also, you're forcing my hand by posting Trotsky.

yuck

no u

not true

>not liking central european bois
slavic features make it easy to be a trap desu

no
u

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I'd unironically fuck stalin

Although not after he'd been shit in the face.

Apparently that photo may have been doctored.

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>probably
user is ugly. You can admit it.

Maybe not historical but he was Mishima's fucktoy.

yummy

Byron tapped that

Why do so many people compliment his looks, I'm straight but I always thougt Wilhelm was the beat looking monarch, nicky looks autistic

still tap that shit

Emperor Taisho

AYO HOL UP! SO YOU SAYIN-

[muffled boipucci in the distance]

>implying Wilhelm wasn't the biggest autist

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Reverse image searching this guy isn't giving me anything in English besides LinkedIn. Who is he?

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Why is this so lewd? Is it the parted lips and exposed tongues?

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remember that these portraits were meant to be super flattering. And the fluffier the painterly style and the more detailed the fabrics the more likely it is to be rococo and thereby furthest from an accurate depiction...

Bump

>Alexandra of Denmark portrait
>rococo

Jesus christ

Also that is not what rococo means

same face structure, but they edited out the horrible smallpox scars that covered his face.

art history nerd takes the bait

WHOA MAMA!

I don't know how to feel about this

These
Also how has nobody posted the king of Veeky Forums yet

>hurrr you're a history nerd in Veeky Forums

Labor Day, hurry up

That's not Stalin.

Seems pretty accurate to me.

His son was cuter.

Guten tag, fraulein! Would you like to talk about weltpolitik?

Fuck, it's a boy. Boner lost

Le Roi Soleil

He was a real cunt, though

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i don't know why people think she used to look good, she's pretty butterface

>He was a real cunt, though
nope

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sleep tight, duke of reichstadt

Sleep tight Nappy II.
>checksum: liberte

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Thomas Jefferson in his youth?

>mfw I look like Stalin

Is this bad?

I cry evrytim

>ywn ever so gently caress Anne Frank's pregnant belly in the middle of a park full of the smell of roses and the laughter of children on a spring afternoon.
>ywn kiss Anne on her rosy cheek as the sun goes down and whisper in her ear that you can't wait until you get home so you can look in awe at her naked swell of a middle full of your child and show her just how much you really do love her

feelsbadman

Thats Napoleon

Where's the anne frank poster when you need him?

Nigga I'm literally one post above you- oh wait, fucking mods deleted me again

>ywn ever so gently caress Anne Frank's pregnant belly in the middle of a park full of the smell of roses and the laughter of children on a spring afternoon.
>ywn kiss Anne on her rosy cheek as the sun goes down and whisper in her ear that you can't wait until you get home so you can look in awe at her naked swell of a middle full of your child and show her just how much you really do love her

feelsbadman

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DELET DIS

It depends, it's a little bigger on the bridge but otherwise it's the same kind of

Who writes these eloquent and beautiful greentexts?

Why do they make me cry everytime I see them?

>still posting fake photos

honk

No, it's Thomas Jefferson in his youth

bumping for cuteboys

nobody posted ya boy?

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wtf am I gay?

>*teleports into your attic*
>"Oy Vey! Hello user. It's your baby I've got growing inside of me. Won't you be a loving father to it? Let's play a game. I've got this old diary with some empty pages in it. You can tear out a page, write a name on one side, I'll write a rebuttal on the other, and then we'll switch. Maybe once my father's workers have all gone home, we can cuddle together in his office. Come on, it'll be fun."

Pretty sure that's Thomas. Nepolaean didn't have red hair.

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Look at this cute face. It's like he can do no wrong!