Who designed this creature?

Who designed this creature?

God got lazy and subcontracted a lot of design work. Also, this is not Veeky Forumstorical enough.

an artist

A malicious god.

God did. Didn't you go to school?

me

Satan, the god of this world

>it's ugly therefore its bad
It evolved in the deep where there is little light, there was less need for it to be streamlined and reflective like higher fish

this little one is 500% more evil than OPs pic

Dickfish are most likely a myth. No properly recorded cases exist.

Hmm

Lovecraft

Cold temperatures, high pressure, and low visibility designed the beast.

The Demiurge

God, who else can create, you moron?

adonai

Evolution did

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OP btfo

although from a pantheist perspective these are God

Well god put this thing in the ocean, probably in the deep ocean where its dark, so you didnt seen such a thing.

Good answer user. Funny, but creative.

Hades

There's literally video of them stuck up guys dickholes filmed by the operating doctor

Tyger Tyger, burning bright,
In the forests of the night;
What immortal hand or eye,
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?

god mustve laughed hia ass off when he made that thing, poor guy cant even close his mouth and cant see shit

it designed itself out of sheer purpose

Me. I can create things. What kind of dumb question is that?

God let Jesus try to create, and this was the result. As punishment, God sent Jesus to Earth to be crucified.