I have nothing left to live for in the UK, i have about 60k in crypto, i was thinking about rinsing wonga, quikquid, and other payday loans and then renting the most expensive car i can and then driving east as far as possible.
Find somewhere in eastern europe that will buy my stolen rental car and then getting a visa and flight to somewhere in east asia where i would find someone to buy my bitcoins for local currency and become an english teacher or something.
I like it
YOLO it up
Just don't expect to come back to anything other than a jail cell
bulgaria is pretty sweet
nice and hot in the summer, snow in the winter and you can ski there.
it's also ridiculously cheap there
my uncle married a bulgarian and i've been out a couple of times.
quite a lot of european footballers have houses out there too, aim for one of those towns and you should miss the thieving gypos
It would be nice to be able to set up the deal with an eastern european beforehand, anyone know any dodgy garages in the chzech republic? Obviously this act of premeditation would negate my planned defense of manic bipolar disorder.
Bulgaria is in the EU so maybe the car hire company could have me arrested there, not to mention debt collection.
but its eastern yurop. you can bribe the police. you can order a crazy taxi. you can have an armed guard. you can live in the mountains.
you can adopt babby. you can wear white jeans and smoke straights. you can have friends called dimitrov.
But the car hire company can bribe the police harder than i can. They probably have a special plan for this exact eventuality
You have 60k in cryptos, why the fuck would you want to steal a car and risk jail time? You can just 5-7 years and then move anywhere and buy anything you want.
*wait 5-7 years
hire the car. drive it. get to bulgaria. make skype account with uk number. report the car as stolen. sell it to a gypo
The last place i want to end up living is eastern europe. If theres one place thats actually worse than england its eastern europe. No, i want to be near tropical seas and hot weather and lovely east asian women.
It also needs to be easy for me to legally just live there
If i report it as stolen they will want to take a statement and then i will have to say im not in the UK and then theyll be like wat
Just buy a private user car off auto trader with cash and give fake details then drive out the country sameday. It would take the dvla about a week to receive the slip anyways
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You can buy a decent used car for 10k maximum and drive anywhere you want
Because i cant stand living here for another 5-7 years. Plus if i hang around in the uk ill probably cash it out and spend it on shit like rent and clothes.
Dont do the stealing car part, but do the other parts with payday loans.
I dont want the car, i just want to sell it to get a bit of extra cash. And also as transport to eastern europe
But i could say its stolen. They are insured.
I'v wonder wether once over the channel, train would be a viable way of doing this?
Or i could get a car on finance and never intend to make a single payment. I would just need to find someone in europe to repaint it and fiddle the vin numbers or something
How many people here want to go to asia to be an english teacher and bang locals?
I'd be worried about police tracking me down via my visa details when I cross borders
What do you think Eastern Europe is, a lawless wasteland?
You fucking retard. They do as much detective and police work as they do in the UK, only they're not held down by no-violence laws. They beat you to shit, then they give you out to interpol.
Do you think Czech or Serbian or Greek cops are dumber than UK cops? They do the same work. Czechs and Serbians and Greeks will also beat you to a pulp while apprehending you.
Go to Africa or something if you want lax law. Not Eastern Europe. Fucking retard.
You can get the eurotunnel train in a car.
I prefer to drive.
Edgy.
Eastern europe is a notoriously crime ridden lawless shithole. It would merely be a quick stop off between here and the final destination. Somewhere i can get rid of the hot motor.
Yeah, how can i avoid all this
Honestly OP, there's like 90% chance that this plan of yours will fail somewhere and you'll end up in jail for solid 10-20 years at least. You would need to get the rented car into eastern europe through all the customs that would know you're riding a rented car.
You would have to find a dealer that speaks english and that would buy your stolen car and not report you to the police. Then you would need to get to asia with your money and convert them to the currency of the country you're in, which if it would be a lot of money they would ask where did you get it. All of that while going through numerous customs that would all know you're driving a rented car. And in the end you probably wouldn't even have that much money since you can be sure that any dealer that would buy a stolen car would ask for a big discount and could even blackmail you with reporting you to the police.
I'm not sure what's worse OP, UK for 5-7 years and then living stress-less, rich life or 20 years in jail?
Just had a quick look and trans siberian is the best way.
there must be stories/news articles of people actually doing OP's plan it's so simple!
You dont get 20 years in jail for running off with a rental car. It would be a year max its my first offense maybe even get community service
Cool thread and all, but any of you ever heard of this invention called "planes"? Buy a plane ticket for 1k and get to your destination the next day, it's not that hard. Heck, you could move to Singapore and cash out there (no tax on foreign income) then go live in Thailand or whatever east asian shithole you think is paradise without having ever been to it.
Why would i cash out in an intermediate destination? Surely singapore would want to know why i was leaving with 60k i didnt come in with. Why not just cash out in thailand or whatever east asian shithole i think is paradise without ever having been there
Be careful because an exotic car rental probably has a built in tracking device
Located where usually?
This is probably the easiest route.
I don't know why everyone is getting hung up on the implications of stealing a rented car!
I would imagine the act of taking out multiple bank loans with the intention of never paying them back would be the bigger offence.
I suppose the question is how far would the loan companies/banks or police forces involved escalate the issue and to what lengths would they go to to catch you?
Poor Britfag here. Any spare coin?
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>thinks east asia is a piece of cake socially
Good luck getting to talk to anybody. The average jap has no idea how to speak in English and the locals don't even want to talk to you unless doing business transactions. Good luck with your mental health in that kind of set up.
Eastern Europe is a notoriously corrupt place (with the exception of Hungary and Poland). If you have the cash, you can just pay the police to let you go.
60k in crypto wont last you that long, btw. Not even in Eastern Europe.
Remember to make a stop at prague. Props to the user who posted this pic
60k crypto is $240 million user. Unless he meant $60,000 in crypto (not 60k bitcoin) I'm pretty sure he can spend the rest of his days doing jack shit and still have plenty of money left in the bank.
You're so gonna wind up dead with Serbian semen in every orifice. Good luck.
I don't think he has 240m dollars numb nuts, he wouldn't be stealing hire cars with quarter of a yard in his pocket now would he.
If he had $240 million, he wouldnt need to steal a rental car.
Hahahaha do you know what site you are on
Get to the food bank fella, no need to eat poor again.