Alternative History

Hitler becomes the Jewish messiah.

He pulls a Cyrus the Great, rebuilds the temple and escorts European Jewry back to their homeland. No unnecessary suffering and losses. The Jews forever remember him as a messiah.

He then makes a free trade deal with France for the exploration of the coal in Alsace and Lorraine, initiating the unification of Europe.

A strong, united Europe BTFOs bolshevism.

The eternal anglo watches impotent, crying with anger.

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Nice meme you've got there Hans.

shitler like all the rest of the nazis loved niggers. And wanted to mix with the niggers.
shitler wrote in mein kempf and I am quoting here :
"I love africans. They , unlike the jews, are all nordic/germanic. My biggest wish is to mix all germans with africans. And after we win this war , me , himler and geobles are going to personally make sure every single woman in our beloved deutschland is impregnated with semen from africans".

Interesting. Are you Jewish? What's your take on god, evolution?

It's not about me or about us the so called "jews".
It's the about shitler and the nazis.
shitler loved niggers and wanted to mix all germans with niggers.
In his book mein kempf, shitler famously wrote and I quote :
"I love africans. They , unlike the jews, are all nordic/germanic. My biggest wish is to mix all germans with africans. And after we win this war and murder all jews in the world , me , himler and geobles are going to personally make sure every single woman in our beloved deutschland is impregnated with semen from africans".

Where the fuck did you come from?

It doesn't matter who we are...

you see everyone shitler like all himler , geobles and all the rest of the nazi party and german people loved niggers.
shitler loved niggers and wanted to mix all germans with niggers.
In his book mein kempf, shitler famously wrote and I quote :
"I love africans. They , unlike the jews, are all nordic/germanic. My biggest wish is to mix all germans with africans. And after we win this war and murder all jews in the world , me , himler and geobles are going to personally make sure every single woman in our beloved deutschland is impregnated with semen from africans".

Of course he did though. Africans are Nordic peoples. They are Aryans compared to Jews.

You can laugh but shitler and all the rest of the nazis loved and admired niggers.
They thought niggers were unlike the so called "jews" (although I am an atheist not "jewish") are all 100% nordic/germanic.
In his book mein kempf, shitler famously wrote and I quote :
"I love africans. They , unlike the jews, are all nordic/germanic. My biggest wish is to mix all germans with africans. And after we win this war and murder all jews in the world , me , himler and geobles are going to personally make sure every single woman in our beloved deutschland is impregnated with semen from africans".

Anglo would still win. Anglo always wins.

This.

Also rock on based shitler poster, you are doing God's work.

Related:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jewish_settlement_in_the_Japanese_Empire

Memorandums written in 1930s Imperial Japan proposed settling Jewish refugees escaping Nazi-occupied Europe in Japanese-controlled territory. They proposed that large numbers of Jewish refugees should be encouraged to settle in Manchukuo or Japan-occupied Shanghai,[1] thus gaining the benefit of the supposed economic prowess of the Jews and also convincing the United States, and specifically American Jewry, to grant political favor and economic investment into Japan. The idea was partly based on the acceptance of the The Protocols of the Elders of Zion as being a genuine document by at least part of the Japanese leadership.[2]

The detailed scheme included how the settlement would be organized and how Jewish support, both in terms of investment and actual settlers, would be garnered. In June and July 1939, the memorandums "Concrete Measures to be Employed to Turn Friendly to Japan the Public Opinion Far East Diplomatic Policy Close Circle of President of USA by Manipulating Influential Jews in China," and "The Study and Analysis of Introducing Jewish Capital" came to be reviewed and approved by the top Japanese officials in China.

Methods of attracting both Jewish and American favor were to include the sending of a delegation to the United States, to introduce American rabbis to the similarities between Judaism and Shinto, and the bringing of rabbis back to Japan in order to introduce them and their religion to the Japanese. Methods were also suggested for gaining the favor of American journalism and Hollywood.

you see everyone shitler like all himler , geobles and all the rest of the nazi party and german people loved niggers.
shitler loved niggers and wanted to mix all germans with niggers.
In his book mein kempf, shitler famously wrote and I quote :
"I love africans. They , unlike the jews, are all nordic/germanic. My biggest wish is to mix all germans with africans. And after we win this war and murder all jews in the world , me , himler and geobles are going to personally make sure every single woman in our beloved deutschland is impregnated with semen from africans".

What went wrong?

Who wouldn't prefer niggers to Jews though?

Turns out, not many Jews wanted to move to a warzone on the other side of the planet ruled by alien insect people. Also, Japan is a long way away from European Jewry, you'd need access to the Transiberian Railroad to make it possible.

Their decision to attract Jews to Manchukuo came from a belief that the Jewish people were wealthy and had considerable political influence. Jacob Schiff, a Jewish-American banker who, thirty years earlier, offered sizable loans to the Japanese government which helped it win the Russo-Japanese War, was well known. In addition, a Japanese translation of The Protocols of the Elders of Zion led some Japanese authorities to grossly overestimate the economic and political powers of the Jewish people, and their interconnectedness across the world due to the Jewish diaspora. It was assumed that by rescuing European Jews from the Nazis, Japan would gain unwavering and eternal favor from American Jewry.

In 1941 the Nazi Gestapo Obersturmbannführer (Lt. Col.) Josef Meisinger, the 'Butcher of Warsaw', acting as the Gestapo's liaison with the German Embassy in Tokyo, tried to influence the Japanese to "exterminate" or enslave approximately 18,000–20,000 Jews who had escaped from Austria and Germany and who were living in Japanese-occupied Shanghai.
[...]
Meisinger's plans were reduced to the creation of what came to be known as the Shanghai ghetto.
Jews entering and residing in Japan, China, and Manchukuo were treated the same as other foreigners and, in one instance, Japanese officials in Harbin ignored a formal complaint by the German consulate which was deeply insulted by one of the Russian-Jewish newspapers' attack on Hitler. In his book, "Japanese, Nazis and Jews", Dr. David Kranzler states Japan's position was ultimately pro-Jewish.

>tiny elite who keep to themselves and make big contributions to culture vs huge horde of brainless thugs who make big "contributions" to culture

Hmmm

Japanese approval came as early as December 1918, when the Shanghai Zionist Association received a message endorsing the government's "pleasure of having learned of the advent desire of the Zionists to establish in Palestine a National Jewish Homeland". It indicated that, "Japan will accord its sympathy to the realization of your [Zionist] aspirations."[21]

This was further explicit endorsement in January 1919 when Chinda Sutemi wrote to Chaim Weizmann in the name of the Japanese Emperor stating that, "the Japanese government gladly takes note of the Zionist aspiration to extend in Palestine a national home for the Jewish people and they look forward with a sympathetic interest to the realization of such desire upon the basis proposed."

Influential Japanese intellectuals including Uchimura Kanzo (1861–1930), Nitobe Inazo (1862–1933), Kenjirō Tokutomi (1868–1927) and professor in colonial policy at Tokyo University Tadao Yanaihara (1893–1961) were also in support. "The Zionist movement," claimed Yanaihara, "is nothing more than an attempt to secure the right for Jews to migrate and colonize in order to establish a center for Jewish national culture."

Approximately 24,000 Jews escaped the Holocaust either by immigrating through Japan or living under direct Japanese rule by the policies surrounding Japan's pro-Jewish attitude.[27] While this was not the 50,000 expected,[28] and those who arrived did not have the expected wealth to contribute to the Japanese economy, the achievement of the plan is looked back upon favorably. In addition, the Mir Yeshiva, one of the largest centers of rabbinical study today, and the only European yeshiva to survive the Holocaust, survived as a result of these events.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chiune_Sugihara#Notable_people_helped_by_Sugihara

Dumb.

If it wasn't Hitler, it would be someone else with anti-semitic views who would take power. Germany was mostly conservative or right leaning at the time, and a pro-Jew liberal wouldn't have gotten close to the chancellery.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holocaust_theology

This story always cracked me up. The Japanese basically absorbed the same anti-semetic propaganda as everybody else, but then turned it on its head. Their logic was: "Wow, the Jews are super powerful and they secretly control everything, we definitely want them on our side!"