How the fuck do you cash out?

gatekeeping was always where the real money was at

price of convenience.

you don't cash out you faggot. The whole point of buying bitcoin is the hope that its going to be main currency in the future.

is this really the best ondemand (not localbitcoins) option for burgers?

Can anyone point me to a way to to buy and sell bitcoin in Canada(Toronto)? Ive seen Bitcoin ATMs near me charge me 20%. Theres got to be a better way.

And how do i turn it back into cash fast as possible will as little fees as possible.
Thanks

no-coiners really are pathetic

>BTC becomes the main currency in the future
>1 BTC can now buy you a candy bar
>Oh no wish I sold back when it could buy like 4000 candy bars

are you retarded

0/0

I have unlimited withdrawal on bitstamp, and it is practically instantaneous, and gratis.

bitstamp is a scam

THERE ARE EXCHANGES ON THIS PLANET WHICH HAVE FIAT PAIRS WELL IN THE TENS OF MILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH IN DAILY VOLUME IN WHICH YOU ALSO CAN EXCHANGE YOUR BITCOINS FOR FIAT

IF YOU ARE TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY TO SIGN UP FOR AN EXCHANGE CHANCES ARE YOU ARE HANDLING PENNIES ANYWAY

OKAY THANK YOU FOR SHARING HAVE A NICE DAY

do you have any frontal lobe capacity, whatsoever?

this guy isnt even trying to make good bait

>HAHA LE EPIXC BAIT XD 0/10 BRO HAHAHAA
Enjoy your fake monopoly internet money that you can't cash out because no one wants to buy hahahahhahaha

you think you are baiting but you are right OP, 100%
also:
it's internet monopoly money.
has no real value.
no business will ever accept it, ever.
It funds isis and hackerman
people will never use it because to many decimals, and that problem will never be solved.
try buying a house with it. Never happening.

NONE OF THIS WILL EVER CHANGE OP.
not in 10 years and certainly not in 20

BTC IS SHIT.

Lmao OP is a fucking retard who can't use the internet.

ok... and then how do you get that fiat into your bank account

>boomers

Just use coinbase and pay taxes on it. Why is that so hard?

>click 'withdraw usd to bank account'
>enter amount
>enter account and routing number
>withdraw

Tfw you get fucked by fees and the feds

Cashing out is not fun

No one should be cashing out until everything is defined in a few years.

>Being this dumb.

Online exchange, Coinsquare (interviewed with them, good guys good ceo) or quadr something is a Canadian exchange and can etransfer.interac.ca

>become a criminal and possibly go to jail for a long time or pay the tax that is probably going to help keep the roads driveable and books in the library

I dont know user, is it too much to comprehend?

Jesus, you are bad at this bait stuff dude

lol ponzi scheme finally unravels itself.
it is impossible to get your money out because they are already gone.

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G E M I N I
Made by the Winklevoss twins. It's basic but no bullshit.

How do you pay taxes on this shit?

Lets say I put $1000 into a coin, 2 months later I have $3050 so I decide to take out $1000 back into USD to buy some porn mags or whatever. I made a profit of $2050 in crypto which I have not taken out. So do I pay taxes on the $1000 I took out or the $2050 I made a profit on even though I didn't take it out?

>Bitcoin ATMs in most major cities
>hurrr u meet a stranger in an alley!!!!

Nice just through away my paper wallet.

>btc
>tax

Lol what?

Just don't pay taxes on it

Coinbase, faggot

>Bitcoin-realestate.com

Also have you even been to the west coast if you're murrican? Businesses all over accept it. The auto shop I took my car to last accepted it. Good b8 tho

You only pay taxes on the currency controlled by a government. The BTC you still have in wallets is an IOU from the company.

You still have to report assets, but you only pay taxes once you finalize your gains.

jej. only trolling OP.
just repeating the same played out lines that nocoiners use to help them cope.
jesus user, play along.

So if I wait to cash out until Jan 1st I won't have pay taxes on that amount until the following tax season? But I still have to report the assets I'm holding onto?

I'm from Germany and use Bitpanda. With basic verification you can do like 1 or 5k a day, with full verification 50k/day.

There's literally dozens of sites that you can use to cash out. If you're too stupid to google that shit, you won't make a dime. This is literally the easiest way to make money and even get rich within the next year or 2/3, and instead of attacking that shit like a hyperfocused mofo, you have to be spoon fed the most basic information on the literal retard ball pen that is Veeky Forums. Apply yourself and put in some effort or get left in the dust you fuckhead.

I have a guy that I know that will exchange my bitcoin for $ at a 1% fee. As far as I know, no one can provide an equal service and I'm quite satisfied.

kys

oh look, a noob nocoiner who doesn't even know how to cash out

>Convert gains to BTC
>Buy silver/gold from dealer that accepts BTC
>Sell silver/gold for cash as needed

Easy as shit.

let him stay a nocoiner, he doesn't deserve to own satoshis.

Even fucking subway accepts it.
More and more are getting on board.
Japan has officially embraced it

Bitso.
I cash out my earnings every week, directly into my bank account.
From Bittrex to Bitso, it takes about an hour.
From Bitso to my bank account it take 5 minutes.

You have to convert to lambos first then you can sell the lambos.

Only have to pay 15% in (((fees))) bro use an atm :^)

Good job taking the b8 retards

American here, get a bitpay debit card, cashing out is instant and low fees, really don't get why people let coinbase Jew them so hard when bitpay lets you sell at gdax spot price.

Best post I've read on this board so far.
Good bless.

how bad are coinbase fees? I have about 25k of ETH.

I sent mine to coinbase, exchanged to EUR in GDAX and then sent the EUR to my bank account.

Took 3 days to clear and quite small fees all things considered.

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>fees
>taxes
>3 day waiting times

What's the fucking point then. It's just another cucked currency for leeches to suck out of you. Even banks seem less jewy than these bitcoin laundry fronts.

You use GDAX to change to USD first you cocksmoker.

The point is, I've made £30k in the past year on Crypto.

Better than not doing it, eh?

Is this 2010 or something? It hasn't been a problem cashing out of crypto for many years.

yeah but no one wants to beg someone to meet up with them to unload his shitcoin bags at a price lower than the market value

You don't have to meet up with anyone. I sell my coins via bank transfers.

The point is the bad and shitty points will stay even when the currency stabilizes. The promise of no fees, no taxes, instataneous transactions is all a big bluff. These separate actions get separated to many shitty parties raising the cost of use. fuck it

The fees are fucking tiny, my last withdrawal transaction was for £3.5k and it cost me about £12 in total.

Sure you do

you have to be more retarded than the faggots asking how orderbooks work on that other thread.
You can cash out with localbitcoins, coinbase(or whatever similar site you have on your country) or any of the exchanges that let you do the same after verification.
If any of that bothers you, you can always spend bitcoins and buy shit.
The fact that you need to make a thread about it, and that you shut down people that is telling you the most basic shit pretty much proves that you shouldn't be doing this in the first place since it's "too complex" for you.

Cashing out crypto via bank transfer is so mundane and commonplace that it baffles me how you could not believe it. It's like doubting that someone had bread for breakfast.

It's cute when you see people wanting to cash out. Cute and sad really.

Have you leearned nothing from bitcoins history? The price is going to keep rising long term, and you're just going to regret selling

this must be bait

LITERALLY CLICK WITHDRAW TO BANK ACCOUNT, WHY IS THIS NOT OBVIOUS TO YOU?

localbitcoins and coinbase are scams. They steal your money and your bank information and you won't ever see the money you try to get from selling your coins.

There is literally no way to transfer bitcoins to your bank account. There are no bitcoin banks, except for "bitcoin banks" which are actually just scams. Bet you never even tried to get actual money out of it.

but how do i get a bank account

Ok, if that's how you think it is, then that's what is happening and nobody here can or has ever cashed out. You are right. We are all here just fucking around with you.
Ohhh (You), (You) are special mister, there's no way to deceive you. So smart, I bet your mom told you you are the smartest. I bet everything that I have that you must be the smartest in the family.

start by not being a homeless fucker with no job. Work up from there.

that salty nocoiner doesn't even know coinbase received an additional +100mio fundings recently because the demand is surging so much.
He doesn't know that multimillion trades happen on a daily basis OTC.
I'm happy when moronic nocoiners stay nocoiners.

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That's a lot of people getting scammed.

:^)

quick mom get the camera!!! i found a faggot refugee from /pol/ who secretly envies us all and our lambos and hes really butthurt he's a neet living in his moms basement digging for comet ping pong info!!!!

aren't you afraid of the Finanzamt? Gewinnsteuern sind so 40% und wenn du deinen Gewinn nicht versteuerst ist das Steuerhinterziehung

damn it is so trueee ;_;