What would you say is the better religion, Christianity or Judaism?

What would you say is the better religion, Christianity or Judaism?

I was brought up in a protestant Christian background, but i never really connected with it, I didn't really like how Christianity would always incorporate things like rock music into worship, and other churches I went to were often too political focused and not God focused. later on I learned how corrupt the catholic church was, and I became athiest, then agnostic, and then I met a few Jewish people.

there's lots of things that are attractive about judaism, the mythicism, the focus solely on god, the culture of education, and so on, what would you say is the better religion Veeky Forums? I want to server god but i don't know how

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>Better Religion
Stop believing in superstition nonsense

the holocaust never happened

Both are demonstrably false.

>I want to server god but i don't know how
Revert to Islam brother

When do you graduate highschool?

There's no difference. Christardianity is Judaism for the goyim. Jews don't believe in it though. Only christards do. Christards are therefore the scum of the earth.

No goyim allowed

Islam, sinner.

>Always incorporate things like rock music into worship
>Often too political focused and not God focused
What kind of Church are you goi-
>Protestant
Oh, that explains everything.

>Leave the foreskins to me
What did Yahweh mean by this?

Islam

Bar bar Yahu Akbar
Yahu Yahu Akbar bar

The sky is a Bedouin's tent
The earth is flat disk
He rides the clouds like camels
A mighty merchant is our god

Bar bar Yahu Akbar
Yahu Yahu Akbar bar

Water above the firmament
Behemoth, leviathan, talking snakes
Dragons, unicorns, killer bears
Delicious foreskins yeah!

Bar bar Yahu Akbar
Yahu Yahu Akbar bar

>He rides the clouds like camels
camels are actually a biblical anachronism

Judaism promotes breeding of high intelligence males by providing them with many concubines. Christianity makes all the top dogs go chaste.

You decide.

>I didn't really like how Christianity would always incorporate things like rock music into worship

I don't like how Moses worshipers incorporate murder, genocide, rape, and plunder into "worship."

>Both are demonstrably false.

^This

youtube.com/watch?v=gMyj4L_x81A

Before you were born.

Jews are too superior to let themselves be killed.

>Jews are too superior to let themselves be killed.

You can't even burn them if you tried - Nebuchadnezzar tried and they were fire retardant - that's the word of God - true story - actual fact - incontrovertible truth.

youtube.com/watch?v=zXDL2hQ76tU

Judaism evolved from Canaanite paganism. Maybe I don't understand something, but it kinds of contradicts assumption, that it emerged from divine revaluation.

*sighs
>I be Crishtin
>dey be play rock music
>I know some juice, dey be good
>why u no like juice?

>Christianity would always incorporate things like rock music

only protestantism do that

Te fuck does that translation have doing there
Why are the fates there
Also that passage is explained as in falsehoods clothed as truth
Judaism because although Christianity has Catholicism it also has all those Protestant heresies

Sounds like youre orthodox to me

A psalm of David. To the DJ master

Yahu ak yahu ak (baaar)
Yahu ak (baaar)
Walking with my niggas in the park

Yeah yeah
This one is for my brother Yahu
God of Israel

Yahu ak (baaar)
Yahu ak (baaar)
Walking with my niggas in the park
Of Eden when this bitch Eva
Wanna start some shit
That's evil
She be playing with the snake
All day
But I ain't gonna take
That shit
No way

So then came my brother
Yahu ak
And said nigga don't bother
With dat bitch
Fuck that shit
Let's look
For some goy
To loot
His toys
Earn some shekels
Eat some pretzels
Yeah that's where is at
Pat the him on the back
Then lie cheat steal
Keepin' it real
Take his money (away)
Ain't that funny? (Oy vey)

The 'gyptians think
They gon' retain
All that grain
And share none
But I say they ain't gettin' none
Yea I say let get some
Our brother Josay
Is gonna say
To the goyim
That he can interpret their dreams
(Just like Freud)
Yeah he's gon' get some
The goyim ain't gettin none
Coz the goyim gon' fall for that
Then we gon' get some of that

Next thing you gon' see
Pornography
We own that industry
Shiksas gettin' BLACKED
On papyri
But goyim relax
There's nothing to see
Here, it's all coincidence
Me and my brothers we innocent

But what's that?
The pharaoh be gettin' mad?
What's that? Woah
It's another Shoah
No more degeneracy? (No way)
That's slavery (oy vey)
Do honest work for living?
That's not a life worth living

But here comes my nigga
Yahu ak
To pull the trigga
On the gentiles
Pulling some shit
That's from the x-files
Like making frogs rain
All day
We gon' get away
From here coz the goyim know
Let my people go
And take away the gold
Yeah yeah

Yahu ak yahu ak (bar)
Yahu ak (bar)
Walking with my niggas in the park
Yahu ak yahu ak (bar)
Yahu ak (bar)
Walking with my niggas in the park

Where is the aisha poster?