So i finally took the serbpill

>descended from fucking Hyperboreans
>conquered entire Indian subcontinent, brought Vedas to India
>Alexander the Great was a Serb (Aleksandar Karanovic)
>held half of Europe under their control, fought with Romans
>emperor Trajan was an ethnic Serb (Aryan)
>colonized what is now Portugal (Suebi = Serbi), the ancient name for Portugal Lusitania comes from Serbian word "lug" which means forest
>gave name to Germania and German, from Serbian word "grm" (bush)
>destroyed the Avar menace and are still fighting their descendants even today (Croats)
>conquered entire Balkans eventually
>ruled the Ottoman empire as grand viziers (serbian language was official languge on the court in Istanbul)
>formed Yugoslavia in order to bring peace and prospertity to Balkans
>btfoed BOTH Hitler and Stalin
>bravely fought off the NATO globalist hordes

Why the fuck are Serves so based, Veeky Forums? Holy shit i just found about this and i'm mesmerized.

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Serbs aren't Aryan. They descend from native European people that did jackshit besides getting conquered by Indo-Europeans aka Aryans.

you forgot the part where they're in contact with archangels gabriel and michale, forwarding their words through the serbian orthodox church
they've always dominated the balkans with a firm, but fair fist.
they can master croatian, montenegrin and bosnian in under a week
such intelligence is only known deep in the monasteries of mt. athos and the balkan wilderness
muslims and albanian bow to the serbs

The wisdom of a falcon fuels the eternal strife.

>conquered entire Indian subcontinent,
>entire
They came and settled in northern india so not really
>brought Vedas to India
The Vedas started in 1700 BC and finished in the second BC.

>The Vedas started in 1700 BC and finished in the second BC.
So in the time when Aryans settled in India

This is fyrom tier bs
I havent laughed this hard in a while
Hvala op

More like the Dereticpill. I wish this guy had subtitles so Veeky Forums could laugh at his wewuzisms

Veeky Forums is not ready yet for such revelation

>fought with Romans
But that doesn't make any sense, Serbs WERE Romans. They ruled over their vast empire from Atlantis.

Serbs were a genetic weapon, designed by the Finns to be soulless, biological automatons to be produced en masse to fight against the Hwan.

fuck dna tests this is proof enough for me that serbs are just christian turks

Holy shit this deluded fuckery is EXACTLY like Hungarian wewuzism that old women post on Facebook. A few mentions:
>Stockholm was founded by Hungarians (Istókhalma -> Stockholm)
>Hungarians are actually the descendants of pleyadian ayyliums who came to teach about light and wisdom to the humans
>Hungarian language is the language of God and officially the best language in the whole world (this is usually said by people who don't speak any foreign language)
>Hungarians are Huns who ruled the whole world but the other contries formed an alliance to defeat us and they are keeping our true history as a secret to the very present day

>Serbs
>Native European

Kek. They are Slavo-Semitic.

The Hun wewuzzism is pretty old, it comes from 19th century Hungarian nationalists and romanticists, they wrote entires studies about how Hungarians are related to Huns

>it comes from 19th century Hungarian nationalists and romanticists, they wrote entires studies about how Hungarians are related to Huns
Kek. Do you know where I can read this?

Reminds me of that book that was shilled years ago about how Russia controlled all of Europe before the (((Romanovs))) stole it or some shit, does anyone else remember this?

No, they're not. They're proto-europeans.

Били cмo кpaљeви и мpтви

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Serbs are poor in WHG. They are more Neolithic/Middle Eastern.

Serbs are barely Aryan.

>no
>no
>He was macedonian
>Nope
>He was born in spain you shit
>Utterly different people
>No it isn't
>You arrived the same time as the Croats did, you slavs
>No you didn't
>Not really, Albanians got high positions too, as did greeks
>You'll get that one
>You got fucked, then cucked
>Got bombed a lot