>2025
>go to the coffee shop
>order a $2 capuccino
>say I'll pay in btc
>everyone laughs
>waiter is giggling and says "sure sir"
>my 2$ capuccino is now a 4$ capuccino because fees
>stare at the waiter for 10min untill my transaction is completed
>everyone is looking at me and laughing
>go to the neighbourhood market
>grab a pack of mentos
>say I'll pay in btc
>girl in the cashier bursts in laughter for a second
>she recomposes herself
>"sorry for that, sure mister."
>can't pay what a mentos is actually worth because bitcoin is 10 million dollars now and my mentos is out of the decimal scale
>my mentos is now five times more expensive because of that
>fees
>my mentos is now twenty times the original price
>10 minutes of awkward staring while my transaction is beeing completed
>"thank you sir, heh, have a good evening"
>go home
>look at the mirror
>"why the fuck didn't I buy iota"
2025
>2025
>go to coffee shop
>"can i pay in USD?"
>"In what? We only accept OMG. Just like everyone else"
i bought a game on steam and it was instant
>have bitpay card
>Low fees, instant sell at spot gdax price without getting Jewed
>Swipe card for coffee
>qt cashier says that's a cool looking card
>Transaction clears before she finishes
>Get her number
>have DGB
>wish I could buy coffee
because you ''''''''''own'''''''''' it on credit until your transaction completes, if you try to scam them then they ban you
>2025
>$2 cappuccino
lmao where the fuck are you living
can't find a coffee for under $3.50 now
I'm talking about usd not rwandan pesos
>tfw to dumb to buy INT
>2025
>go to the coffee shop
>order a 20000$ cappucino because the base currency supply has fuckdruppled and the dollar is worthless
>can't pay what a mentos is actually worth because bitcoin is 10 million dollars now
Top kek
>not knowing about the internet of things
> 2025
> go to coffee shop drive through
> order for me and my hot supermodel wife
> QR code appears in my smart glasses, send 2 bitbeans to the address
> feel generous and decide to tip the waggie an extra bean
> order car to drive me back to my beach house and have a good rest of the day
Easy. Make it at home or drink it from work you fucking basic bitch.
>not getting in on an extremely cheap guaranteed moon
>pay with coffee shop token from my normie app
>wait 20 seconds
>"here's your coffee sir"
>"thanks"
>Not buying coffee made from coffee bitbeans
>Not buying bitbeantos
I shiggy,you diggy
>go to coffee shop open up facebook
>go to the cashier and become a fan of their page
"Here's your first free coffee sir"
>all employees clap
Funny how the Nazi still got on moon
dear sir, please to being dgbmarine
>10 minutes
hahahfhahahhahaha you wish
>not using your litecoin for small everyday purchases and your bitcoin for larger transactions
You're not going to make it user.
>can't pay what a mentos is actually worth because bitcoin is 10 million dollars now and my mentos is out of the decimal scale
1 satoshi = 0.00000001 BTC
$10000000 * 0.00000001 = $0.10
Your mentos cost less than 10 cents, user?
In the near future we will see many bitcoin bagholders
They'd just make a USDT-esque coin pegged to BTC where 1 is worth 1 sat. Then you can go another 8 decimal places