What was it all for, in the end

An eternal crusade for the world's greatest tea. Forcing the world into an age of globalisations realized that goal, and as such an empire is no longer needed. You better believe they'll enable Empire mode if aliens visit and rumors has it they've excellent tea.

When the fuck was the British invasion of Azerbaijan???

Perfidy was the purpose in itself.

Posting this fake map should be a banable offense.
I don't remember any Anglos on my land.

>Azerbaijan

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Baku

>Result Ottoman–Azerbaijani victory

Eternal Anglo BTFO again!

Map counts operation o, which they were allied to said country and peacekeeping missions

You'd have roughly the same map for the US, Russia or France

Why were the Brits supporting Communists?

Kek, true!

Truly the nordic race is the master race after all.

They were shopkeepers. The Anglo ran its empire like a business. Anything that can be sold to anyone anywhere in the world creates demand and makes it worth spending 10 times more to "secure" a supply as a long term investment. Cotton, tea, teak, spices, opium, cashmere wool, the Anglo found a way to get it and a way to sell it, or subvert a native to do it for them, once the trade was there they wanted as much as possible as cheaply as possible, nothing was ever enough, no country could isolate itself enough to stop it. Their attitude mystified many whomst were met with seemingly unending avarice and perfidy. In reality it was just an economic calculation, a very efficient one which directed resources towards the highest growth as determined by a multitude of merchants searching every possible avenue for profit, all supported by the Anglo financial system.

What did the red devils want? The higher ups wanted bigger numbers on a piece of paper. Others wanted a jellied eel, pie and mash shop to impress Muriel or some other small dream. That was what it was for. You only have 1 life and the choice for many was a few years in the colonies then happiness all the days of their life or a life of toil. What would you do?

>Lose hundreds of men fighting Bolsheviks in Russia
>Not an invasion
w-why?

Also fun fact, in 1800 Britain occupied Malta after Napoleon's annexation of the island but owing to the fact the Tsar (despite being orthodox) was the 72nd Grand Master of the Knights Hospitaller and thus it's ruler -- the British had seized some of the Tsar's clay.
Tsar Paul I was so triggered by this he planned to ally with the French and take India
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indian_March_of_Paul
Thankfully Paul was an incompetent mummy's boy and got assassinated by real Russians and the Franco-Russian alliance... deteriorated one might say.

God knows how many Brits marched armed on Russian clay during the Great Game, if only for recon, but the glaring answer would be the Crimean war lad.
Honestly you should be embarrassed for not thinking of this.

>10 to 1 losses on the Turkish side
Not surprising.

>he doesn't know about the time a British spy decided to singlehandedly overthrow the Bolshevik Party and free Russia

When did they invade Finland? A declaration of war is not an invasion especially if no military operations were carried out.

the "invasions" are actually "at least 1 british soldier at some point stepped into the country"

not even making it up

(((Profit)))

ffs, what is with this anglo meme?
everywhere muh anglo this, anglo that.

how many empires or colonies did alfred the great have? how many times did an earl of wessex invade africa?
it's the french I tell you. it started in 1066. it's all their fault.

BEADY.

How many colonies did any empire have at fucking 800-900ad you dick head? None of the colonisation from England was done by the Norman royal family in England.

Elizabeth the 1st started it and she was Tudor which was a Welsh house.

And it continued all the way up until the house of Windsor which is a German house. The French steal credit for this.

it's a /leftypol/ meme fused with a /pol/ meme. Leftists hate the anglo-capitalist because "muh oppressors" and naziboos hate them because of WW1&2.

>that jpg
Um, wrong. Thanks for playing, kiddo.

Crimean war

A short naval bombardment, no invasion.

They occupied Bomarsund

Im Azerbaijani.
Denstrerville BTFO

telegraph.co.uk/history/9653497/British-have-invaded-nine-out-of-ten-countries-so-look-out-Luxembourg.html

What

>more like greenpool you scum

what paraguay and bolivia hasn't done

Be inaccessible and protected somewhat by the monroe doctrine?