Kraut conspiracy thread

In this thread, we dedicate ourselves to fighting the HOG (Hun occupied government) and the KIDF (Kraut internet defense force).

We previously have uncovered that the Krauts have lied about Dresden in this thread .
(boards.Veeky Forums.org/his/thread/3112552) The question is how far does it go? If those perfidious Teutons made up Dresden, how far does this go? I'd like to hear your suggestions on what else these insidious krauts made up?

Is this really the best way to get at /pol/tard holocaust deniers? I mean, they're probably too dumb to recognize the joke anyway.

Funny, I don't recall Dresden ever being a billion dollar money making industry scheme, Jew.

Yes. Only by lowering the discourse of the board can we prevent /pol/tards from doing the same. I call it the "Nero Decree".

Explain how kikes benefit from the holocaust except from movies since tons of films about tragedy has been done and isnt exclusive

t. reptilian

Now to fight the Kraut, we need to know his tactics. KIDF is every where and to fight them we need to identify them. Luckily, they have common tactics.

>1. They will get angry
They most obvious response. Any Nazi, or German nationalsit sentiment in response to a Dresden Pill is a sure sign of KIDF. Call them out and drown them in the facts

>2.They will accuse you of being a front
Common accusation include being accused of being /leftypol/, reddit, leftists, Jew etc. They will practice extreme whataboutism. Don't be fooled. Call them out again and drown them in the facts of the Dresden pill.

>3.Nazi propaganda
Self explanatory

>4. Playing innocence
They will ply you about how the Nazis are so innocent and they real victims. They will lie and exaggerate, "Icht nanm, remember the 5 gorillion bombed and raped by the allies." This is nothing more than an attempt the drum up sympathy for their failed ideology and live.


please add to this list to make it better

Here we have an example of number 2. This KIDF shill seems angry, and probably has shit his man diaper.

Yes it is. Threads like these are not only like a honeypot, posting this in holocaust and werhaboo threads usually will derail them really hard

A quote about the KIDF and thier stormie and /pol/ minions
The more I argued with them, the better I came to know their dialectic. First they counted on the stupidity of their adversary, and then, when there was no other way out, they themselves simply played stupid. If all this didn't help, they pretended not to understand, or, if challenged, they changed the subject in a hurry, quoted platitudes which, if you accepted them, they immediately related to entirely different matters, and then, if again attacked, gave ground and pretended not to know exactly what you were talking about. Whenever you tried to attack one of these apostles, your hand closed on a jelly-like slime which divided up and poured through your fingers, but in the next moment collected again. But if you really struck one of these fellows so telling a blow that, observed by the audience, he couldn't help but agree, and if you believed that this had taken you at least one step forward, your amazement was great the next day. The Jew had not the slightest recollection of the day before, he rattled off his same old nonsense as though nothing at all had happened, and, if indignantly challenged, affected amazement; he couldn't remember a thing, except that he had proved the correctness of his assertions the previous day

List of other crimes that the Krauts and their minions have made up
>Rapes done by Russians and other crimes
>Sparticist uprising. All those who took part in the Uprising were GERMANS. This was a false flag.


I'm having trouble thinking of others. I'll post more as I think of them but a hand is always appreciated

The more I argued with them, the better I came to know their dialectic. First they counted on the stupidity of their adversary, and then, when there was no other way out, they themselves simply played stupid. If all this didn't help, they pretended not to understand, or, if challenged, they changed the subject in a hurry, quoted platitudes which, if you accepted them, they immediately related to entirely different matters, and then, if again attacked, gave ground and pretended not to know exactly what you were talking about. Whenever you tried to attack one of these apostles, your hand closed on a jelly-like slime which divided up and poured through your fingers, but in the next moment collected again. But if you really struck one of these fellows so telling a blow that, observed by the audience, he couldn't help but agree, and if you believed that this had taken you at least one step forward, your amazement was great the next day. The g*rm had not the slightest recollection of the day before, he rattled off his same old nonsense as though nothing at all had happened, and, if indignantly challenged, affected amazement; he couldn't remember a thing, except that he had proved the correctness of his assertions the previous day

Burn the kraut

just when I thought I've seen it all a thread like this comes up. Topkek guys

it's JIDF for jerman internet defense force

All I am asking is for is ONE NAME! A single name of a person who died in the so called "dresden bombing"

The Dresden Academy of Fine Arts was created in 1764.

KIDF will tell you it is a "miracle" that it is still standing.

>civilian reported a fire storm happening during the bombing,which further spread the blaze into the city

lmao what is this kraut bullshit,how can there be a fire storm, did the supposed bombing occurred during heavy weather or something?

Thank you fot correcting me user. The germs and their crimes will be uncovered

I like you OP, keep posting

The germs need to be exposed for their villainy and and their crimes against humanity. And what kind of name is Germany anyway? You must really hate yourself if you're going to name yourself after germs. No wonder they're called that they live up to their namesake. It's pathetic why didn't we do what that Kaufman guy wanted to do and that was to sterilize all Germans? We failed Europe we've ruined Europe by allowing the germs to procreate and continue their villainy to this day. Of course is it not a coincidence that every time Germany rises again it seeks to ruin Europe. Merkel is an absolute dictator she's been ruling Germany since 2005 she has to be stopped. The world must be made safe for democracy again and there has to be regime change. Their villainy and tyranny continues unabated to this day. They may no longer Goose step and Heil Hitler and wear their fancy uniforms but they are still out in the open. What did Humanity do to deserve this?

I want the name of at least one real person who was raped by the "Russians". Surprised how no one can name one. It's because the mass rape story is a myth. If anything those filthy germs raped the women themselves

You're really missing the rhetorical questions and the astroturfing.

WE'RE WORKING ON IT!

needs a really vicious quote about how the non-germans will be slaves in the new world order, with no sources, attributed to a literal who from 1950-1970

Can we address the elephant in the room which is the statue?
How did this statue manage to not get blown up into pieces, or even get a scratch, yet everything else around it did?
Why would this statue, whose location is so perfect for a "dramatic" picture to garner sympathy survive?
Was it superimposed? Could it be the Germans just set up a bunch of rubble, superimposed the statue and claimed "Behold, the outcome of Dresden"?

>the eternal anglo

never change Nigel

I have a prototype right here, working on it.

>"The weakness of the West is its boundless sympathy and sentimentality - even we, their greatest enemy, shall be forgiven in time. It is this pervasive weakness and forgetfulness that shall be their undoing."
>Konrad Adenauer, First Chancellor of West Germany

Prototype/project updated

Apparently Ilse Koch was responsible for a concentration camp.
>She was known as "The Witch of Buchenwald" (Die Hexe von Buchenwald) by the inmates because of her cruelty and lasciviousness toward prisoners.
And guess what, she was born in DRESDEN. Coincidentally, she also pushed this propaganda that was the bombing of Dresden, hmm I wonder why.

Krauts are truly subhuman. The rates at which their woman are flocking to non-German men, specifically Slavic men, is outstanding. I mean 180,000 so-called Rhineland bastards were created in WWI alone through French-African Men and German woman. Hitler cried about it and blamed it on the Jews. Very soon, Germans as an ethnic group won't even exist. They will just be another Brazil, a shell of what they used to be. Nothing valuable will have been lost.

It's so good. We should have mass sterilised them after 1945 but they've done it to themselves.

Who knew KIDFs greatest enemy would be the very people they try and romanticize?

While I don't want to sound like a Nazi apologist, Dresden was called the Florence of the Elbe for a reason. To call it an irrelevant backwater is propaganda in itself.

10/10 threads. Do it again, OP

>To call it an irrelevant backwater is propaganda in itself.
It was irrelevant, look at the population in the OP, less than 50k people. First art galleries came to be only in the 1950s. Perhaps your statement holds some ground if we're talking after WW2.

Fuck off JIDF. No German woman would willfully do that. The only time that happened was when your (((grandfather))) and his friends raped 1.5 million German woman during the occupation. You wouldn't exist if the world hadn't teamed up to stop the National Socialists.

This is Martin Mutschmann. The minister-president of Saxony. He had a lace business, but lost it in the great depression. The Nazi Party took an interest to him, and he was later appointed as Minister-president of Saxony.
But what is the problem? After Hans Nieland (Mayor of Dresden) was called to Berlin, and the controversy of the Dresden bombing started to spread. Martin Mutschmann was blamed for his "incompetence" and not "foreseeing the bombing" by the Nazis. Despite this, Mutschmann denied there being any bombing, in fact he wanted to visit Dresden, but was denied by the Nazis.
Goes to show that the Nazis will turn on their own just to spread a myth.

Would like to mention he also received no reports of this "bombing". Or the supposed allied aircraft flying through.

Infograph updated.
I'd say we will need an entirely new infograph for all these Dresdpills. I'm thinking of making a seperate infograph for all the suspicious activities and reports of people who had ties with the city of Dresden.

Is this the most retarded and most pathetic thread to have ever graced Veeky Forums?

The OP is a an objectively confirmed faggot who got butthurt by the sight of a mere /pol/tard and instead of ignoring him like everyone else, he made a completely unoriginal and the most unfunny countermeme to have ever existed. Then when his shitty retarded thread isn't garnering any (you)s he just samefag like a madman with the other retard user who thinks that they will made a difference. In reality, his shit threads is so retarded that it will give literally 0 effect to the board and the website as a whole since he's that retardedly desperate for (you)s. Is this the effect of the ever infamous anti-/pol/ I keep hearing? The more you hate /pol/ the more retardedly pathetic as you've become just like them. Is there anything like this in history?

Shoo shoo, KIDF.

The very fact I am questioning whether Dresden ever happened means it didn't. Does anyone ever question whether the Vietnam War happened? No.

Swallow the harrispill, user.

>List of other crimes that the Krauts and their minions have made up
Rheinwiesenlager

You have to go back, Kraut

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damn the B-25 is pure sex

I don't recall the Holocaust being one either.

That's a Lancaster, silly.

>Very soon, Germans as an ethnic group won't even exist
yeah haha and the rest of europe will be riding bicycles forever as a result

We're just asking questions. What's wrong with that? The truth doesn't fear investigation.

>Veeky Forums humor

Butthurt KIDF detected..

>He thinks we're joking
Oh, Hanspilled child.