Funny shit dictators pull off

Ill start with my country:

>Japanese government sends clothing donations
>Fujimoris sisters start doing shady business with the stuff under an organisation managed by the first lady
>first lady is pissed and goes to the press to denounce whats happening
>bitch suddenly disspears from the public eye for 2 weeks
>next public appearance she cant talk properly, is twitching and has a thousand mile stare
>turns out she had been kidnapped and held hostage in the basement of the naval base
>she was heavily electrocuted and injected with strange substances for doublecrossing the president
>she then is not allowed to leave government palace by herself and is left with the lights off and often her room was chained
>in 94 she is deposed as a first lady after Fujimori convinces everyone she is insane
>this was all public knowledge
>in the meantime he manged to:
>create a death squad
>have said death squad kill a bunch of people by mistake twice (including a child)
>do away with congress
>kidnap a journalist
>write a new constitution after a fraud referendum
>sabotage the capture of Abimael Guzman (batshit insane marxist terrorist) after not being able to keep his mouth shut with the press
>claim full responsibility when he actually does get captured even though nobody told inmformed him of the plan this time
>parade the guy like a in cage with a striped prison outfit
>make every penny from the privatization of some public companies dissapear making him the 8th most corrupt leader in history
>kept majority approval through all of that
>the following year he managed to beat a fromer UN general secretary in the election
>in first round
>by double digits
>all this time he had actually been born in japan and had literally no right to be president but nobody gave a shit.

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lol peru

That's not very funny

Muh japanese ancestry

Fuck peru

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hundred_Flowers_Campaign
>Encourage people to express their opinions on the government
>Imprison everyone who has a negative opinion on the government

ABSOLUTE MADMAN

D E V I L I S H

not even the craziest shit Mao did

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four_Pests_Campaign

He created a positive economy in a country filled with failed leaders.

Vargas llosa was going to do the same, fujimori appealed to the masses fear of imperialism and won because of that and then he did the thing he told everyone he wasnt going to do

Mao is what happens when a ruthless, PTSD ridden guerillia leader on Communism actually wins the war through some prank of god