Funny shit dictators pull off

Ill start with my country:

>Japanese government sends clothing donations
>Fujimoris sisters start doing shady business with the stuff under an organisation managed by the first lady
>first lady is pissed and goes to the press to denounce whats happening
>bitch suddenly disspears from the public eye for 2 weeks
>next public appearance she cant talk properly, is twitching and has a thousand mile stare
>turns out she had been kidnapped and held hostage in the basement of the naval base
>she was heavily electrocuted and injected with strange substances for doublecrossing the president
>she then is not allowed to leave government palace by herself and is left with the lights off and often her room was chained
>in 94 she is deposed as a first lady after Fujimori convinces everyone she is insane
>this was all public knowledge
>in the meantime he manged to:
>create a death squad
>have said death squad kill a bunch of people by mistake twice (including a child)
>do away with congress
>kidnap a journalist
>write a new constitution after a fraud referendum
>sabotage the capture of Abimael Guzman (batshit insane marxist terrorist) after not being able to keep his mouth shut with the press
>claim full responsibility when he actually does get captured even though nobody told inmformed him of the plan this time
>parade the guy like a in cage with a striped prison outfit
>make every penny from the privatization of some public companies dissapear making him the 8th most corrupt leader in history
>kept majority approval through all of that
>the following year he managed to beat a fromer UN general secretary in the election
>in first round
>by double digits
>all this time he had actually been born in japan and had literally no right to be president but nobody gave a shit.

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lol peru

That's not very funny

Muh japanese ancestry

Fuck peru

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hundred_Flowers_Campaign
>Encourage people to express their opinions on the government
>Imprison everyone who has a negative opinion on the government

ABSOLUTE MADMAN

D E V I L I S H

not even the craziest shit Mao did

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four_Pests_Campaign

He created a positive economy in a country filled with failed leaders.

Vargas llosa was going to do the same, fujimori appealed to the masses fear of imperialism and won because of that and then he did the thing he told everyone he wasnt going to do

Mao is what happens when a ruthless, PTSD ridden guerillia leader on Communism actually wins the war through some prank of god

Sparrows are enemies of the proletariat, Stalin was assassinated by a Trotskyite Sparrow but Khrushchev the revisionist covered it up

Mao ate some sort of radish soup while meeting with Soviet foreign minister Mikoyan and hated it so much he spit it all over the table.

>PTSD
Not real

Let's be real, it's not like Chiang would have been any better.

at least Zhang didn't have unquestionable authority, he basically had to lobby every one of his decisions with the various generals and power mongers. Mao was a loonie but everyone obeyed his bullshit without second thoughts.

>Chiang didn't have unquestionable authority
What he had was pretty fucking close, he pretty much had uncontested political power within the Kuomintang, which means even more within the one party state.
Although, Chiang might not have fucked up Chinese culture like Mao did, really didn't do any wonders in the long run, christ imagine the shit that was lost during the purge of traditionalism.

Lets just not talk about south America, that place is truly baffling. For example Fidel Castro being an absolute failure when he landed in Cuba and decided to LARP in the mountains until the revolution was already at the tipping point and then paraded himself around with Che at his side acting as if they somehow were the ones winning the conflict when in actuality they sat idly by while people were massacred by the government until the entire country was against it.

Anyways round 2 of the shit that goes on in Latin America: Guatamala edition. So Guatamala had a very blood revolution backed by the U.S government. The indian population was pretty much genocided in the northern section of the country until there were no one left. Generals then divided the land amongst themselves and sold it off to the Americans for a profit to enrich themselves.

Wait till you guys read about the divine mango that Mao was awarded by the Pakistanis.

>at least Zhang didn't have unquestionable authority

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Terror_(Taiwan)

This entire thread could be made up of Mao's stupid shit.

Didn't he get rid of your commies?
Isn't he like the Peruvian Pinochet?

Assmad Ecuadorian detected.

WTF I suddenly love him.

>Promise I will win the upcoming battle or return home in a coffin
>Lose the battle
>Get carried home sitting in a coffin smoking a cigar

>Time magazine dubbed him "China's basest warlord."

B A S E D

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zhang_Zongchang

Cuba is in North America

"no"

His economic policies were interesting, high minimum wage and welfare alongside neoliberalism.

>Born in poverty in Yi County (now Laizhou) in Shandong, Zhang joined a bandit gang in 1911 and rose in power after offering his band's services to the army of Jiangsu's military governor.
It's just like my Mount and Blade vidya