We Wuz

What's your favorite we wuz?

>Albanians think they are Trojans
>Trojans founded Rome
>Therefore, Albanians are Roman and are the bedrock of Western civilization

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>Poles are Sarmatians
>Slavs are from Poland
>Romans knew Poles as Wends
>Goths never existed or were Polish
>Polish Lechite empire ruled Western Europe
>PLC was Poland
>Poles are the purest Indo-Europeans

>Fiins wuz ancient

>Vikings traveled to France, England and Russia
>As such it's safe to say that Denmark-Norway is the bedrock of modern civilization

>Northern Europeans claiming Mediterranean achievements

Everyone is ancient except United Statesians

Troia is also literally an italian word meaning whore.
God knows how many other languages have similar instances. Fucking retarded albanians.

>ulster-scots wuz jews an shite

>Christians claiming credit for Classical achievements

The ancients belong to those who respect and appreciate them.

>we wuz Pannonians n shit

gas yourself.

CHRISTIANITY MADE EUROPE GREAT YOU WUZ ALL PAGANS SHITTING ON TREES ROME AND GREECE DON'T COUNT

There are shit tier Christians who literally say that, which is why it's so funny. They restrict the term "pagan" to refer to vandals, goths, etc, and have no concept of pre-Christian Hellas and Rome.

90% of them are Catholics

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>pagans
Full convo?

Albanians should be wiped from the universe
>>Northern Europeans claiming Mediterranean achievements

Duh the we wuz kangs nigger edition.

it gets better

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Israelism
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_Israelism
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nordic_Israelism
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judaism_and_Mormonism#Mormon_claims_of_House_of_Israel_descent
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theories_of_Pashtun_origin#Bani_Israel_theory

everyone hates Jews and wants to be them at the same time

I told her about the library of Alexandria and how the Catholics burned it down and she hasn't replied.

>What's your favorite we wuz?
Frenchmen thinking they're Frankish.

>black hebrew israelites
>olmecs/mayans/aztecs were black
>chinese were black
>celts, franks, greeks europeans were black
basically your common garden variety afrocentrism
although one thing that is particularly interesting to me just for the sheer insanity of it is:
>new chronology by anatoly fomenko

White WE WUZZING in any form because it's hilarious that even after stroking their dick so hard to their own achievements they're insecurity is still so low that they'd stoop to that level.

>Aztecs/Incas were given their civilization by bearded white gods OR they were actually the solutreans
>Asians were originally blonde and blue eyed Aryans
>Indians were originally blonde and blue eyed Aryans
Northern Europeans WE WUZZING Mediterraneans including Egyptians is bretty gud as well.

china did receive some influence/cultural transmission from europid indo-europeans, the most significant of which was the wheel, but other than that the we wuzzing is indeed unfounded. things like 'X dynasty was white' are ridiculous
>indians
proto-indo-iranians have been confirmed as europid in appearance(see Andronovo horizon) but that doesn't necessarily mean scandis can claim that they wrote the Rigveda. Most of the corpses are very old too, so basically after 1000 BC yeah the modern indian people have a complete claim to their past accomplishments and those accomplishments are entirely their own.

But vandals and goths were "christian".

whites think they are the continuation of the roman empire, when they constantly kept invading and destroying Rome

preach tyronnius

>my ancestors

It's not that she's not catholic, she's american. Everyone is retarded in the USA.

Nordicucks aren't white, they're pink and orange.

Anyone who revels in "we wuz" based solely on (probably) being part of the same general race.

"Who praise their fathers but degenerate sons?"

Doubly-funny because half the time the modern person totally rejects everything about those ancient people, except they still want the glory of their good name.

whites aren't white

after 400ad they were the roman empire.

Yes.

accurate.

Only the English are white. Some people in Europe kind of look white I guess but the illusion ends when they open their mouth.

Most Greeks and Northern/Central Chinese are honourary

Northern English are also wogs imo. If you don;t come from the Home Counties, you may as well be a nigger.

>Romanians think they're Romans
>Hungarians think they're Huns
>White Nationalists in America think they're some mythical pure Indian
>Christians think Jesus is blonde haired white guy

>Co-opt Irish legends about the Nemedians but totally aren't Irish
There's something seriously wrong with the Orange Order

She's right. The Catholic Church was the only thing that filled the power vacuum after Rome fell. The scholastic/modern university system literally came from monasteries and that's only one example.

Also, the library was destroyed in a civil war against Caesar, not Christians. Although it is true that a later Roman Christian emperor destroyed pagan temples; one of which housed a remaining part of the library. But the library in large was already gone by then.

I suppose western civilization was started by honorary whites then

>nords were actually the rulers of greece and rome and should take credit for creati-
beat me to it.