Your date of birth

August 31 Princess slutbag dies in a car crash woopdidoo its the end of the world isn't it??

June 6, d-day

June 5, preparations for D-Day

You ok user?

>August 23
>Bruderkrieg ends with prussian victory

Looked up historical dates and also some Byzantine emporer got fucking sick and died on my as well. Why couldn't I have been born August 30th.

9th August A-bomb dropped on Nagasaki

>26 of october

1520 – Charles V is crowned as Holy Roman Emperor

1775 – King George III of Great Britain goes before Parliament to declare the American colonies in rebellion, and authorizes a military response to quell the American Revolution.

1917 – World War I: Battle of Caporetto; Italy suffers a catastrophic defeat to the forces of Austria-Hungary and Germany. The young unknown Oberleutnant Erwin Rommel captures Mount Matajur with only 100 Germans against a force of over 7000 Italians.

2001 – The United States passes the USA PATRIOT Act into law.

Many bad things happened on my bday

Happy Birthday user

January 17th;
>1945 – The SS-Totenkopfverbände begin the evacuation of the Auschwitz concentration camp as Soviet forces close in.

Also on a happier note:
>1562 – France recognizes the Huguenots by the Edict of Saint-Germain.

As I am of Huguenot heritage myself.

>September 24th
>1529 - Siege of Vienna by the Ottoman Empire begins.
I can never escape the turks

August 8
Iraq invades Kuwait and annexes it
Warsaw mast collapses

20th of April

Great man was born (other than me)

>28 may
>Harmabe was shot.
didn't even know this before doing research.

>6th june 1944
>D day, Allied invasion of Normandy Coast

1215 - King John puts his on the Magna Carta

1648 - first "witch" is hanged in Boston, starting a glorious era...

1920 - Denmark gets most of Schleswig

1984 - I am born

>august 25th

>1543: First Europeans and firearms land in Japan

>1914: the eternal G*rman destroys the library of the Catholic University of Leuvren. Hundreds of thousands of irreplaceable Gothic and Renaissance manuscripts lost

>1920: Battle of Warsaw, Based Poles defeat the Red Army
>1940: First bombing of Berlin by the RAF (kek)
>1944: Paris liberated

>June 7
>Pope recognizes knez Branimir and the Duchy of Croatia as an independent nation

we have the same birthday

>December 26th
>Mfw nothing important happened on this day.
REEEEEE, IT'S NOT FAIR

>May 8th
>V-E Day
>1429 – Joan of Arc lifts the Siege of Orléans, turning the tide of the Hundred Years' War.
>1861 – American Civil War: Richmond, Virginia is named the capital of the Confederate States of America.
>1912 – Paramount Pictures is founded.

pretty alright

January 10 49BC

> Julius Caesar crosses the Rubicon, signaling the start of civil war.

>29 November
>1349 Jews of Augsburg Germany massacred

...

You were born. Be a great man and everyone will remember your date of birth

Mai 13th. We capitulate in Africa 1943.

>4th September
>476 – Romulus Augustulus, last emperor of the Western Roman Empire, is deposed when Odoacer proclaims himself "King of Italy", thus ending the Western Roman Empire.
Fuck.

>19th of January
> ????

March 27th

Based Jackson kills more redskins at Horseshoe bend.

Also first long distance telephone call was made from Boston to new York, it was a prank call and we've hated each other ever since.

June 22
>1940: hostilities end in France
>1941: Operation Barbarossa begins
>1944: Operation Bagration begins
>1945: Battle of Okinawa ends
shit's fucked

>December 16th

>755 An Lushan revolts against Chancellor Yang Guozhong at Fanyang, initiating the An Shi Rebellion during Chinese Tang Dynasty

>882 Marinus I begins his reign as Catholic Pope succeeding John VIII

>1392 Nanboku-chō - Emperor Go-Kameyama abdicates in favor of rival claimant Go-Komatsu.

>1431 King Henry VI of England crowned king of France

>August 13
>Cortes captures Tenochtitlan
>grand opening of Bayreuth theater
>first production of stainless steel in Sheffield
>shortwave radio tests
>Battle of England
>independence of Central African Republic
Pretty cool

>September 11th

>Attacks on the WTC
>End of the Great Siege of Malta

June 28

>The assassination of Franz Ferdinand, the spark that lit the powderkegs of WWI

neat

Here brother
onthisday.com/events/december/26

That's my birthday, too. Xd

March 22nd, Hugo de Groot escapes castle Slot in the Netherlands, Hugo de Groot was a friend of Johan van oldenbarneveldt who got trialed with treason and sentenced to decapitation over a dispute with Maurits van Oranje. After the decapitation of his friend, Hugo escaped by hiding in a chest of magazines that got regerually delivered to his cell.

April 12th - Constantinople falls to the 4th Crusade, Fort Sumter is shelled beginning the American Civil War, and Yuri Gagarin goes to space

6th of August
Hiroshima got fucking rekt

October 9
Assassination of King Alexander Karageorgevich
youtube.com/watch?v=6R3dVZdFxxo
Death of Che Guevara

Happy birthday, user.

Happy birthday user, have a good one.
Also
>7th July Clash on Marco Polo Bridge, beginning WW2 from an Asian Perspective

8th of December, the US enters WW2
Also Washington crosses the Delaware

>January 17th
38 BC – Octavian divorces his wife Scribonia and marries Livia Drusilla, ending the fragile peace between the Second Triumvirate and Sextus Pompey.
395 – Upon the death of Emperor Theodosius I, the Roman Empire is permanently divided into the Eastern Roman Empire under Arcadius, and the Western Roman Empire under Honorius.
1377 – Pope Gregory XI moves the Papacy back to Rome from Avignon.
1562 – France recognizes the Huguenots by the Edict of Saint-Germain.
1648 – England's Long Parliament passes the "Vote of No Addresses", breaking off negotiations with King Charles I and thereby setting the scene for the second phase of the English Civil War.
1917 – The United States pays Denmark $25 million for the Virgin Islands.
1918 – Finnish Civil War: The first serious battles take place between the Red Guards and the White Guard.
1929 – Popeye the Sailor Man, a cartoon character created by E. C. Segar, first appears in the Thimble Theatre comic strip.
1945 – The SS-Totenkopfverbände begin the evacuation of the Auschwitz concentration camp as Soviet forces close in.
1946 – The UN Security Council holds its first session.
1961 – U.S. President Dwight D. Eisenhower delivers a televised farewell address to the nation three days before leaving office, in which he warns against the accumulation of power by the "military–industrial complex" as well as the dangers of massive spending, especially deficit spending.
1991 – Gulf War: Operation Desert Storm begins early in the morning. Iraq fires eight Scud missiles into Israel in an unsuccessful bid to provoke Israeli retaliation.
1995 – The 6.9 Mw Great Hanshin earthquake shakes the southern Hyōgo Prefecture with a maximum Shindo of VII, leaving 5,502–6,434 people dead, and 251,301–310,000 displaced.
1998 – Lewinsky scandal: Matt Drudge breaks the story of the Bill Clinton–Monica Lewinsky affair on his Drudge Report website.

July 7th
1928: Sliced bread sold for the first time
1930: Sir Arthur Conan Doyle died.
1940: Ringo Starr was born
1980: Institution of sharia in Iran
2005: London bombings
2016: Shooting of Dallas police officers

October 1
331 BC – Alexander the Great defeats Darius III of Persia in the Battle of Gaugamela.
1938 – Germany annexes the Sudetenland.
1946 – Nazi leaders are sentenced at Nuremberg trials.
1958 – NASA is created to replace NACA.

>October 7th
>Battle of Lepanto

Feels good man

March 19th. Oh fuck.

>1279 – A Mongol victory at the Battle of Yamen ends the Song dynasty in China.

>1563 – The Edict of Amboise is signed, ending the first phase of the French Wars of Religion and granting certain freedoms to the Huguenots.

>1920 – The United States Senate rejects the Treaty of Versailles for the second time (the first time was on November 19, 1919).

>1945 – World War II: Adolf Hitler issues his "Nero Decree" ordering all industries, military installations, shops, transportation facilities and communications facilities in Germany to be destroyed.

>1982 – Falklands War: Argentinian forces land on South Georgia Island, precipitating war with the United Kingdom.

>February 13th
>Bombing of Dresden starts
I actually feel blessed.

April 13

Constantinople falls to the Fourth Crusade

;_;

Happy birthday OP.

> 29th of July

> 587 BC – The Neo-Babylonian Empire sacks Jerusalem and destroys the First Temple.
> 1099 – Pope Urban II (b. 1042)
> 1148 – The Siege of Damascus ends in a decisive crusader defeat and leads to the disintegration of the Second Crusade.
> 1883 – Benito Mussolini, Italian journalist and politician, 27th Prime Minister of Italy (d. 1945)
> 1921 – Adolf Hitler becomes leader of the National Socialist German Workers Party.
> 2013 – Two passenger trains collide in the Swiss municipality of Granges-près-Marnand near Lausanne injuring 25 people.

Fuck. Historically speaking, my birthday sucks.

5th November
Gunpowder plot

18 March AD 37 – The Roman Senate annuls Tiberius's will and proclaims Caligula emperor.

>Mussolini was born on the same date that Hitler became leader of the NSDAP
CUTE

May 5th
Battle of Puebla
Treaty of St. Petersburg
Confederate states officially dissolve.

>tfw hue monkey
>Born on april, 22
>Tfw huekistan was discovered on april, 22, 1500

June 8th The Prophet Muhammad dies.632 AD

Oh and
>Born on the same day of Carl Marx
>Constantine Palaiagios died on my birthday
>2014 – Twenty-two people die after two boats carrying """""""""refugees""""""""" collide in the Aegean Sea off the coast of Greece.

>1613 – Mikhail I is unanimously elected Tsar by a national assembly, beginning the Romanov dynasty of Imperial Russia.
>1848 – Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels publish The Communist Manifesto.
>1916 – World War I: In France, the Battle of Verdun begins.
>1965 – Malcolm X is assassinated at the Audubon Ballroom in New York City.
>1973 – Over the Sinai Desert, Israeli fighter aircraft shoot down Libyan Arab Airlines Flight 114 jet killing 108 people.

I not sure how I feel now.

>August 20th
>1st known African Americans in English North America (approx. 20) land at Point Comfort (Fort Monroe), Virginia.
>They are then sold or traded into servitude.

>August 4th
>Saddam fully occupies Kuwait
>Not the anniversary, my dad kept sneaking out to watch CNN

Funny!
> December 29
1558 - Charles V, King of Spain and Holy Roman Emperor, buried in El Escorial, San Lorenzo de El Escorial, Spain

>14 October
>This bastard died

>December 25th
>800 – The Coronation of Charlemagne as >Holy Roman Emperor, in Rome.
>1066 – William the Conqueror, Duke of Normandy is crowned king of England, at Westminster Abbey, London.

24 june 474 – Flavius Julius Nepos, before last Emperor of the Western Roman Empire forces Roman usurper Glycerius to abdicate the throne and proclaims himself Emperor

March 6th

Ghana Independence day

> November 25th 1491
> The siege of Granada, last Moorish stronghold in Spain, begins.

>1770 Boston Massacre (Incident on King Street)

BOOM take that you filthy colonial cunts!

February 22

>1732 – George Washington, American general and politician, 1st President of the United States (d. 1799)
>1848 – The French Revolution of 1848, which would lead to the establishment of the French Second Republic, begins.
>1921 – After Russian forces under Baron Roman von Ungern-Sternberg drive the Chinese out, the Bogd Khan is reinstalled as the emperor of Mongolia.

>July 16
>1945 – Manhattan Project: The Atomic Age begins when the United States successfully detonates a plutonium-based test nuclear weapon near Alamogordo, New Mexico.

>April 7th
>1954, Eisenhower suggests the Domino Theory
>1994, Rwandan genocide begins

September 18
>1977 – Voyager I takes first photograph of the Earth and the Moon together.

>take the propaganda opportunity that led to your freedom and independence

Okay dad

>27 October AD 312
>Constantine received his alleged vision.

>June 2
>Second sack of Rome

>May 26th
>The Army of the Trans-Mississippi, the last significant Confederate ground force under the command of General Edmund Kirby Smith surrenders
>Dunkirk Evacuation begins
>National Sorry Day (used to fuck with Aussie roommates by watching Rabbit Proof Fence on my birthday)

Also John Wayne's birthday

>October 16
>1923: The Walt Disney Company is founded

Am I one of (((them))ĺ

Also, all the dudes at the Nuremberg trials were hanged on my birthday in 1946

May 2nd

>The Red Baron's birthday

>Berlin capitulates

>Osama is killed

Walt Disney was not jewish, he was Irish he actually hated jews. Jews took over the Disney company only in the 1980s long after his death.

>June 25
>Lucius I becomes pope
>Franks defeat Burgundians

First of November
>wowitsfuckingnothing.jpg

> August 4, 1181
> Supernova seen in Cassiopia

22nd November, Kennedy got served.
Also, Frederick II was crowned
>holy
>roman
>emperor

June 12

>1776

>Virginia Declaration of Rights is adopted

>1798

Confederate General Samuel Cooper (Robert E. Lee's boss) is born

Battle of Ballynahinch, end of the Irish rebellion of 1798

>1864

Battle of Cold Harbor ends in Confederate victory after Grants forces withdraw and head for the James River

Battle of Trevilian Station, the largest and bloodiest all-cavalry battle of the American Civil War takes place

Battle of Cynthiana, General John Hunt Morgan's last major raid into Kentucky ends in disaster, with most of the Confederate force slaughtered

>1898

Philippine Declaration of Independence from Spain

>1929

Anne Frank is born

>1942

Anne Frank receives her diary as a birthday gift

>1944

Battle of Carentan ends with United States victory

>1967

Loving v. Virginia decision nullifies all prohibitions on interracial marriage in the United States

>1987

"Tear down this wall!"

>1994

Nicole Brown Simpson is murdered

I was born

>2016

50 patrons of a gay bar on Orlando get some Islamic cultural enrichment

>September 19th
>Siege of Paris by Prussian Forces begins (lasts until January 28 1871)

> July 29
1921 Adolf Hitler becomes leader of the National Socialist German Workers Party
1954 Publication of Fellowship of the Ring 1st volume of Lord of the Rings

>September 4
>Western Roman Empire ends

I'm actually half [spoiler]Northern, if there's much of a difference beyond culture[/spoiler]Italian too.

Also Luigi Cadorna's birthday.

February 12th, the day the Qing dynasty ended its rule in China in 1912.
Bonus: Born the same day as Abraham Lincoln.

Same 4/20 blaze it

>February 6
>1843 – The first minstrel show in the United States, The Virginia Minstrels, opens (Bowery Amphitheatre in New York City).