How do I become Indian?

This is not a troll post, or /pol/ post. I am currently Irish, but because of how much of a multi-racial hub my once homogeneous country is becoming, i feel like it is losing it's culture and identity. So out of all the foreign non white cultures that are here, the only ones I respect or Like are Indians. Indians while of various tribes and castes, are all proud of being Indian, and thus I want to feel culturally alive again, and be part of a nation that is not at risk of losing itself. So what steps should I take to becoming an honorary Indian?

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>respecting Indians
Besides inventing the zero which happened thousands of years ago, there is fuck all to admire about Indian history and culture.

I'm on the same way as you. Though I'm more into buddhism.

Go to /pol/ > archive > search "indian dream"

Thread has a link about westerners moving there.

Is relatively easy. It's cheap to settle, working being a foreigner isn't difficult. Nepal is a nice place as well and seems a bit calmer. There's a series of videos of an american expat couple living there.

1. Shit in the street
2. Eat contaminated food
3. Stink
4. Ask girls you meet in public if they are virgins
5. Post your phone number in porn video comments
6. Go to the gym, but only do 5 bicep curls
7. Wear an office shirt all the time
8. Have a phone from 2003
9. Eat all food, no matter how wet, sloppy and staining, with your hands
10. Never, ever, shower.

Their epics are pretty interesting.

inb4 poo in loo
btw you sound like huge faggot OP.

>flying talking monkeys

>turning into random animals to get some pussy

Good choice OP. Indians are based and will never not be Indian. Plus the Northern ones are the same race as Europeans. Get yourself a qt Indian Aryan waifu. Forget Irish/white women they're trash.

T. Ulsterman with Indian wife, living the dream in Delhi.

Memes aside how difficult is marrying/starting something serious with local women? I mean how do their families take it?

>flying talking monkeys
>not somehow interesting

Just because you hate a single race of people doesn't mean you aren't allowed to acknowledge their accomplishments

>India
>accomplishments

Also not Veeky Forums

Tribal women is a no go, they're fathers would kill you. But educated Indian women are decently easy to get.

>Humanities

Irishman wants to become Indian = Humanities

And this is why &Humanities was a mistake

>there is fuck all to admire about ___ history and culture.
You can meme that about every place on the planet

>This is not a troll post, or /pol/ post
>is literally both

Like America and a lot of other places, all the good ones wouldn't start something if you don't speak the language or share the culture. There's always some crazy racemixers somewhere tho.

>But educated Indian women are decently easy to get.
I don't think there's a single woman from an educated family that wouldn't get disowned if it happened lol.

>I don't think there's a single woman from an educated family that wouldn't get disowned if it happened lol.
Indian middle class is quite modern and will jump at white men.

Even Karl Pilkington could swim in indian pussy

youtube.com/watch?v=nrVG5opl0VE

Ever listened to Indian classical music?

Chandra Bose, the father of Indian Nationalism, was an ally of the Germans in WW2 and a friend of Hitler's.

>Indian middle class is quite modern and will jump at white men.
I've spoken to actual people (white and non-white) who've lived here for years and they're the ones who told me this. The middle class isn't so modern that any woman could just date whoever they wanted without repercussions. This isn't Europe or America.
>Even Karl Pilkington could swim in indian pussy
He's worth millions. What'd you expect lol?

They didnt know who he was

I dont think Indians care about race, especially whites, if you're wealthy and educated and open to their customs, the family will be happy to welcome you.

Geez man I dono. Have you ever been to India?
I don't think I'd want to live there. It would be frustrating to see the constant inefficiencies and shameless exploitation.

>They didnt know who he was
Neither do I. I don't know what degenerate type of family would give their children to strangers wew.

>I dont think Indians care about race, especially whites, if you're wealthy and educated and open to their customs, the family will be happy to welcome you.
I don't see it desu. As a whole I don't think so and maybe it'll change in the upcoming decades but I know (a few) middle aged people that even mind caste.

>if you're wealthy and educated and open to their customs, the family will be happy to welcome you.
Yeah but that's like pretty much everywhere

I know an Indian guy who returns there on a regular basis. He fucking hates the country, tells me all the time how much of a smelly, dirty shithole it is.

Go apply for an Indian citizenship and move to any cosmopolitan city or himalayas countryside.Live the life.

>same race as european

Pajeet,please

Been there as a white guy in his early 20s. Modern middle class Indian girls WILL come to you, I had some girls explicitly telling me that they would LOVE to date me, but keep in mind that I acknowledge this is probably only happening in places like Mumbai and Delhi and then in their really cosmopolitan parts

How do I into Aghora?

>I want to feel culturally alive again, and be part of a nation that is not at risk of losing itself.
That's heartbreaking user. Cultural Marxism is truly a civilization destroying mind virus.

Bose and the INA got absolutely rekt though. And with all due respect to India and its ancient civilisation, they couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery.

Their foods super good.

Their food looks the same going in as it does going out. That's never a good sign, though it is pretty tasty.

India has the hottest girls and best movies in all of Asia

>muh gurlz

And somehow they keep bothering white wimninz online with horrendous english

India is a multiracial hub...

Kashmiris and Goans are definitely not proud of being "Indian". Few even consider themselves so.

Because all men don't like the women of their own race. For instance I don't really like Irish girls so I bang every other race besides them

they are the dumbest people i have ever spoken on the phone with.

This.

There is not escape user. The only identity you're allowed to have in a global multicultural regime is with regard to which size and color of customized dildo you want.

>How do I become Indian?
no, muy fácil

Take a shit in your street in front of Indian neighboors.

This.

This. Liberate yourself from the ceramic Jew.

>OP wants to bang and indian chick and wants us to post books about indian history
>however, since he can't stop not posting memes, then he say stupid shit like "Ireland is becoming full of non-white people"


Just say you want to fug her.

This. I don't see why he's ashamed of it, the best gf I ever had was Indian

eat rotten flesh, drink from skull, smoke shit loads of weed get drunk cover self in ash pray to shiva meditate, om namah shivaya x1 billion and you will be liberated

This is actress is an ex Anglo turned Indian.

How is she transitioning Veeky Forums?

Irish girls are butt ugly. I'm Hungarian and I very much like our girls.

Fuck off and die you retarded mleccha

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Indian_inventions_and_discoveries

>first thing on the list
>a fucking iron pillar
Stopped reading there

I see India slowly rising even in Veeky Forums

Is the pendulum meme swinging back? Sounds interesting.

Maybe the 2030 meme is real

Shit where you stand. Like a true son of India.

Toilets by 2030?

Of course!

I don't believe that you understand what "humanities" means

>t. pajeet
Indians are the most insecure bunch on the internet. That nationalist pride is just to front how shitty their country is and how incompetent their gov have been.

99% of their posting boils down to:
>china big bully! india big democracy!
>super power by 2020
>India >POWERGAP> Pakistan despite both being shitholes
>wumao and paki shill accusations
I used to give indians benefit of the doubt but exposure to them has made me realize they're just hypersensitive leafeaters.

>Indians are the most insecure bunch on the internet

Those are the mexicans.

>My culture is dying so I'm just going to convert.
Disgusting.

>This is not a troll post, or a /pol/ post.
This automatically means that's it's both.

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very telling that the irish would appreciate a culture that involves
DESIGNATED SHITTING STREETS

I don't like the prideful Indians, westernised ones are pretty based though probably because they helped me with a uni project