Is the bible meant to be taken literally?

Is the bible meant to be taken literally?

Yes or have you never had a snake tell your girl to steal an apple.

yes?

or do modern Chrisitans interpret it as fairy tales and just pretend they believe in G-d and the laws he has given us?

There's no apple in that story.

Fuck off.

that's not very Christlike of you, friend

I'd advice you to embrace the teachings of Christ or you might face eternal damnation, which sounds pretty nasty

bugs.. lay off the carrots

fucking kek

lmao

holy shot lel

hahaha

jesus that's funny

sheeeiiiittt

got em

lul

dammit

Include me in the screencap!

JEJ'D

what

>"Eah, what's up, doc?"
>"You're morbidly obese, Bugs, you have to do something about your weight, you're family is very concerned about your health and well-being."

BUGS BTFO

damn...

Probably from the lack of nerd encounters lately.

rekt

And they say summer is just a meme

Yes. By Iron Age goat herders.

Christians are embarassed by this and try to come up with "lol metaphorical" interpretations.

>doesn't know about bugsposting

Eah, ain't I a fucking stinker motherfucker?

#whoa

>you're family is very concerned about your health and well-being
>you're

Why?

This is the best post i've ever read on this board

Yes all of it señor.

Probably all the same guy tbqh.

I sometimes type without really thinking about it, and I don't proofread posts very often.

It's meant to be taken into the trash

Holy shit how will bugs ever recover