Charles II of Spain

So do we just like this guy because he looks weird and is 5th generation inbred. What type of things did he do?

Having an 8ball in his sack

He knew he was a retard and couldnt rule an empire on his own. Nice guy this Charles.

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He was a good king overall.

We like hims for his unbreakable happiness and overall good vibe. Look at him, doesn't that pic raise your mood?

He was never inbred or retarded, this was simply a ploy he thought of at age 3. That's how intelligent he was. He was a gracious ruler full of wisdom. Tell me this, was there ever a mass famine or giant war during his reign? He was only killed because of the jealousy of his subordinates who sabotaged his name and made him forever the retard king.

He tried to outlaw slavery and everybody just ignored him. :(

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He didn't do anything politically, he could barely manage the basics of being alive. In modern times he would've spent his life in an assisted living home or at least would've had a visiting nurse and one of those people leashes parents sometimes use on kids with developmental disorders.

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user, you got it a little mixed up. Because Charlie didn't want a great war to engulf a majority of Europe, he pretended to be retarded to get France to demilitarize (at least partially along the spanish border) since she was beginning to feel the reins of absolutism and its dangers, and then used the silver from the New World to care for his people, since he didn't have to put the money into war.

His subordinates were following his plan in calling him the "retard king," until their jealousy overtook them ONLY postmortem once they'd forgotten his great wisdom and kindness, refusing to bring Charlie's ingenious plan to light, and slandering his autopsy.

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>Toward the end of his life Charles' fragile health deteriorated and he became increasingly hypersensitive and strange, at one point demanding that the bodies of his family be exhumed so he could look upon the corpses. He officially retired when he had a nervous breakdown caused by the amount of pressure put on him to try to pull Spain out of the economic trouble it was going through. He lived a simple life from then on, playing games and other activities. He died in Madrid on 1 November 1700

he is undoubtedly /ourguy/

>a literal retard got full control over one of the most powerful empires of the world
>some people still believe in autocracy

>Under the reign of Charles II, the situation of Spain became hazardous on many levels. Spanish power and prestige declined at an unimaginable pace. The economy almost collapsed, being especially weak between 1650 and 1700. Low productivity, famines, and epidemic outbursts were just part of the major challenges that the kingdom was faced with. In addition, the population decreased and the territory of the kingdom shrank too. If nothing else, it’s an epic lesson that if a civilization wants to sustain its status of greatness, it should always produce leaders who can demonstrate greatness too.

It's a subconscious metaphor for America in the age of Trump. There is a retard in control and our society is slowly starting to collapse.

>demanding that the bodies of his family be exhumed so he could look upon the corpses
This is so sad. He probably wanted to see what kind of people turned him into a complete monster.

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