The Veeky Forums games: August 1st Edition

post your suggestions for contestants below

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Brezhnev.

Buddha

Caligula

Cato

Tupac Amaru the Inca ruler not the rapper.

Mansa Musa

This is what we have so far

The historical Jesus

Obligatory.

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Pregnant Anne Frank and Charles II of Spain in the same district

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The Wizard of the Saddle volunteers as Tribute

Young Barack

Put these two on the same team

Stalin

Naturally

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You were used supposed to use pregnant Anne Frank damnit.

Think of the meme value.

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Uncle Billy

how do you know she isnt pregnant under that dress

>Obama and Nathan Bedford Forrest on the same team

Ottavio Piccolomini

It wouldn't fit for starters

>almost comically too small clothes

The Latin mass.

Put them in the same district

Same district

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Nietzsche

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Justinian

Machiavelli

Cecil Rhodes

Laughing General Pickett

Final Participants

Sorry, didn't quite make it

or you pickett

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Let the games begin

>mfw you didn't change it

>Caligula & Buddha
>Adolf Hitler & Jesus Christ
>Joan of Arc & Robert E Lee
>Nietzsche & Cromwell
>Machiavelli & Justinian I
>Mini Obama & Nathan Bedford Forrest
This is so ridiculous.

Anaconda Hamilton needs to replace one of those OP.

>Joan of Arc & Robert E Lee

That doesn't seem so bad

LETS GOOO

>Caligula finds a bow, some arrows, and a quiver
Well they're all dead.
>Jesus Christ rips a mace out of Buddha's hands
>Anne Frank takes a spear from the cornucopia
My sides.

>Napoleon decapitates Nathan Bedford Forrest

Charles II is the epitome of the Aryan Physique

-Hitler

(((Unknown sponsor)))

>Jesus Christ rips a mace out of Buddha's hands

AH SHIT NIGGA IT GOIN DOWN

that hunting party is something else.

>unknown sponsor

Probably her friend, Hannah or her father with all the diary money.

stalin = christ

>Billy receiving explosives
DO IT AGAIN

I want to snuggle with charlie

Hitler: The Untold Story

Voltaire confirmed prison bitch.

>Hitler runs away from Anne Frank

The only way that could be any funnier would be if it had been pregnant Anne Frank

>Adolf Hitler runs away from Anne Frank

"there can only be one smug"

-Le smug HRE man to Le smug "fear>love" man

>Big Bad Adolf scared of a pregnant Jewish teenage diarist

Agreed

based habsburg

Damn so many dead

Nietzche questions his sanity

That's poetic if I've ever heard it.

>All the meme ones are winning

>Nietzsche questions his sanity
all too real.

what the fuck

holy shit

lmao

Jesus

HRE man blows up Billy Sherman

>Waifus are kill
Rooting for Retard Meme Man now

they wood stil be uhlive if they had wanted to be his fwend

>charlie on a rampage, already killing 6 people by the third day
can he do it?

>trees: the silent killers

>Anne Frank steps on a landmine

F

>Jesus steals mace from Buddha
>Hitler runs away from Anne Frank
>Spanish monarch with severe birth defects going on a killing spree because he doesn't have a juicebox
I thought this meme was tired, but this is the best incarnation of it yet.

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>kills buddha AND jesus

i'm trying to upload the next image but it says "detected possible malicious code in image file"

send help

Take another screenshot.

AND ROBERT E LEE

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>Charles seduces Voltaire and goes on a rampage

What a fucking beast.

Can anyone stop him?

you know why that happened?

>2 Aryans
>A faggot
>A meme
Who would win?

doujin when?

No, I'm just suggesting taking another screenshot because the file probably just got corrupted, and it's unlikely it will happen with another one.

>Charles has now fucked Voltaire and Hitler

TAKE YOUR BETS NOW

CHARLES

COME ON CARLOS

>Nietzsche dies from an infection
Pottery

GO CHARLIE

VOLTAIRE HATES YOUR FAMILY

rampaging meme will win

AVENGE YOUR BELOVED ANNE CHARLES

CHARLES YOU ALREADY RAPED HIM NOW FINISH THE JOB

Get him based man of >H>R>E

My moneys on Voltaire also did Nietzsche just live his own real life in this simulation?
>questions his sanity
>goes insane
>dies of an infection

DO IT CHARLIE