The highwayman has returned, and this time he brought a weapon! Same rules apply as before: you can pick 1 historical figure to help you fight him off. The catch is that the figure's first name must begin with the second letter of your last name, and once somebody has been picked nobody else can pick that person. You have five seconds to decide! If you roll dubs or trips, then the next poster must choose a woman.
Oh No
Andrew Murphy
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Parker White
Erik the Red
Because he's a fucking viking
Ayden Baker
Napoleon
Nice stick loser
Benjamin Roberts
Oliver Cromwell, you're fucked son.
Colton Richardson
Uriah the Hittite.
Jose King
Me and Hans Talhoffer gonna get real medieval on that guy!
Landon King
>real medieval
Kevin Edwards
Oda Nobunaga
Pewpew
Ryan Roberts
Aodh Mór O'Neill.
Brayden Campbell
Alexander of Macedon
Matthew Walker
Peter the great
Jace Perez
This nerd.
Ryan Ross
What kind of name has P as the second letter?
> Ypres
Parker Stewart
Richard the Lionheart
Adam Foster
Ivan the terrible
Wyatt Bailey
I don't kiss and tell friendo
Christian Morris
Is it French or barbarian though?
Henry Carter
Ashurbanipal
Ian Bailey
Heh.
Benjamin Davis
Ragnar Lodbrok
My goods are safe... or are they ?
Cooper Rivera
Oh fuck trips.
I guess I'll go with Rosa Luxembourg
Christopher Hughes
Ned Kelly
Jackson Gray
Are you fucking kidding me, all I could think of was Zizek
Jack Butler
Ulrich von Jungingen.
Oh well. Either him or Ulysses Grant. Can't think of anyone else.
Dominic Cooper
Cheops.
Henry Evans
Oswald Mosley
Luke James
British fascists invented the power walk?
Nicholas Walker
they said historical figure
William Lewis
wait shit it has to be a woman? Odette Hallowes.
Aaron Russell
Anaconda Hamilton
Adam Johnson
Achille Marozzo.
That was surprisingly easy.
Asher Lopez
Uesugi Kenshin, or, if it need to be the given name, Usama bin Laden
Cooper Sullivan
Hadrian
Mason Lopez
Uncle Sam
Owen Nguyen
Ieyasu Tokugawa.
Brandon Campbell
Camden Price
Nostradamus, he'd scare the highwayman off with his nutmeg induced psycho babble.
Jeremiah Lewis
Hannibal
Jayden Evans
Himmler help me
Gabriel King
SAVE ME YU
Juan Cox
Leonidas
Leo Nguyen
adolf can slow him down while i leg it
Austin Reyes
Apu
Dominic Murphy
Iason, the ancient Greek hero. There was no letter J in ancient Greek, or Latin.
Hunter Cook
Ozymandias to the rescue
Adam Moore
Ricardo
Robert Jackson
Leutnant Erwin Rommel
Grayson Smith
if you're going for semantics, the greeks didn't use latin either you fucking fucko
Benjamin Harris
Xρηστος
Easton Cruz
Harold Hadrada
Gabriel Jenkins
vlad the impaler
Aiden White
Andrew Jackson motherfucker.
Carson Jackson
I'm actually carrying right now. I guess Arimnestos can come watch the magic device murder a man to death though.
Nolan Bell
Goliath
Jaxon Ramirez
>Otho
Shit that was his last name
>Odoacer
Shit that was his last name too.
Otto von Bismarck is the first person I thought of
Ayden Nelson
Ion Antonescu
Only "I" I could think of, any better ones Veeky Forums
Caleb Jackson
Fuck I was supposed to do a woman...
Irene Smith?
Yeah someone with the name Irene Smith probably did something at some point
Aaron Scott
Simo Häyhä. Nobody can stand in the way of the white death.
Isaiah Butler
Easton Gutierrez
Uther Pendragon
You gave me five seconds, I couldn't think of anyone real. It was him or Uriel Septim
Liam Hughes
>I
Ivan the Terrible
Gavin Nelson
Prince Hector of Troy! ha you fucked now highwayman! He's got top of the line bronze age equipment!
Jaxon Jones
Realized I have to pick a woman because of above poster. First thought in my head was Helen Mirren... welp at least I can throw her at the bandit and run.
Caleb Cooper
Don Rodrigo Diaz de Vivar
Easton Smith
>It was him or Uriel Septim
Benjamin Watson
Ieyasu Tokugawa
Jeremiah Hughes
Ashow the great.
Isaiah Moore
Eternal anglo
Colton Peterson
Elijah. I hope the highwayman is a pious man.
Christian Lopez
Sargon
Not bad I guess, he had a kickass chariot
Michael Price
Ivar the Boneless.
Liam Diaz
Ulysses the Greek one.
John Watson
Oscar motherfucking Direlwanger
hope you like getting raped to death, bitch
Hunter Perry
Augustus Gloop from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Oliver Taylor
Field Marshall Erich von Manstein
Parker Kelly
Imadeddin Zengi
Easton Bennett
General Thomas Jonathan Jackson
Jonathan Hughes
U're mum XD
Charles Sullivan
Oprah Winfrey
Dominic Perry
Octavian ffs i have a 5ft Emperor hopefully the highway man is latin and can be persuaded
Kevin Carter
Alexander the Great. He would seduce him he will fuck him them he will kill him. Fuck year.
Justin Young
Andrew Jackson
May god have mercy on the highwayman for Jackson will not
Joshua Cruz
Ivan the Terrible
This is gonna be fucking interesting...
Nicholas James
Edward Longshanks because he ain't no ho.
Noah Hernandez
Oda Nobunaga
Caleb Johnson
Liudmyla Pavlychenko, because 309 confirmed sniper kills.
Angel Gonzalez
Ogodei Khan or Oda Nobunaga, can't decide which
Adrian Peterson
Rasputin uses Holy Sight to stop his enemy from feeling faith in anything again, while his feelings and dreams become impossible to comprehend through metaphysical terror and manipulative psychopowers
and also he cuts off his balls