Rick and Morty general

i didn't want to know that this fanart existed

I think its time to hop out of this board

Reported

Fucking mods ban actual conversation threads and keep this shit up

&humanities/ was a mistake

This board is officially trash, see yall whenever the mods finally start giving this shithole attention

My friend is a character designer for Rick and Morty.

Why God?

Why did you take away the drawfriend who gave us decent pregnant Anne Frank drawings and replace him with this asshole?

tell him to insert a pregnant Jessica into one of Morty's fantasies

Shit guys I didn't realize I was on my home board, sorry

IT'S LITERALLY A FUCKING BLUE BOARD HOW COULD YOU MISS THAT?

He's a degenerate was in high school too so he might actually consider it. Has to pass the art directors ok though.

Pregnancy fetishes are pretty common and a sign of healthy male sexuality. I don't see why Morty wouldn't have at least one wet dream about Jessica nine months pregnant with his baby.

Get the pregnant Anne Frank copypasta inserted as the plot of an R&M episode. Or at the very least get a subtle reference to it (like Rick admitting he fantasizes about pregnant Anne Frank) into it.

That way, it will prove that you are legit.

Still better than stormfag bait threads

the eternal & Humanities strikes again

Reddit would literally go fucking beserk if you pulled it off.

i already fapped

I will unironically suck your dick if you do this

Why

We're trying to subvert /pol/ by getting this board's most infamous copypasta inserted as the plot for an internationally known TV series

How can a girl have a penis and balls?

Maybe I can bring it up at WonderCon where I'll likely get to see him again in person (since he lives in LA). He's half jewish from his moms side, but he does like to make fun of jews.

Being Jewish is 100% matrilineal, so he's full Jew, btw.

>*burp* We found the porn, Moromon. We go- go go got the porn. What didn't we *burp* find, Morty?
>uhhh... i guess.. uh... go-
>YEAH, WE DIDN'T FIND GOD CAUSE *BURP* HE ISN'T REAL, MORTY.

For fuck's sake, you christfags are here too?