how to launder money?
Friend of a friend is sitting on $250k dirty money. How? I haven't asked.
Ways to launder money? Perhaps establish business in the U.S. Virgin islands? Transfer funds overseas? " Lose " a USB drive with $50k in bitcoin?
Suggestions?
Use Monero to transfer funds overseas
export companies, letters of credit, falsified customs invoices, willing participants, storefront
Monero
start a church and "donate" it
501c3 org to teach javascript to refugeees
Do you have them in cash or in a bank account?
You will need "clean" money for this as well.
> buy house with legit shekels.
> hire a contractor to improve the house, make sure that you can pay him with the dirty shekels.
> You have now created clean overvalue on the house.
> Sell or rent it.
> repeat.
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Pretty much this, but you'll have to do like half the work using clean money.
How fast? Could just live on the cash for all expenses for the forseeable future.
Or deposit it and pay taxes.
all cash bro.
Gamble
TETHER
>a friend of a friend
just use it for eating out and other disposable goods
as long as you don't buy large assets( car, house and such) or use it to pay your bills you should be fine
Buy a car in cash
Sell the car
If bank asks how you got it, you say I bought it.
/end
get in touch with an art dealer
they got certificates for anything above X$
so you get these certificates and play the waiting game, sell them or hodl, it's the same, it's like cash but bigger
watch ozork on netflix
think like a democrat
art deals, foundations, charities.
This
Go to car auction
Buy a few cars a week using cash
Sell to get your money back or turn a small profit
Unironically this
Why think hard when Clinton already showed you how?
even better too cause hopefully OP isnt killing and eating children so he gets to keep what would have been spent on that
Exactly
Also, OP saves money because he won't have to bribe Haitian officials. But OP will miss out on the $500,000 Russian speaking fees.
buy bitcoin from localbitcoin
I knew the most clever of pol end up on biz.
Buy things in cash. Use cryptos to transfer momey between borders. Move to a place with poor law enforcement and plenty of white people who speak english like Serbia or Bosnia.
OP isnt killing and eating children
we dont know that
most successful of Veeky Forums end up on /pol/ when they realize taxation is theft
income is the biggest red pill
set up an ice cream shop.... You can put the ice in the sink by the end of the day and it will all melt and be gone.....
In your cash register you log that you sold for example 100 ice creams on that day (x amount of profit ) will in reality you simply flushed it away in the sink.. and you put your own black money in the cash register.
Scenario 2.. set up a asian nail and massage salon... as everyone pays cash you can log/ register all kind of of profits (which is of course your own money that you put into your own business)
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buy a shit ton of different coins,
(add soap)
exchange through several wallets
withdraw through different platforms
done, your moneys is clean
and if you play it well you might have more than you started with
Hey idiot the picture of your dog is leaking EXIF GPS data and now I know where you live so the feds probably do too you fucking Moron.
Criminals really are stupid as shit
>dirty money
>bank account
come on buddy...
Veeky Forums wipes EXIF data moran
>make money
>state takes 35%
>how to launder money?
There's plenty of crypto threads nowadays; you should get plenty of hints on how to handle your issue.
Without an adequate taxation, there wouldn't be anough services for the people.
Whatever shit you may house as a rotting brain in your skull, you have to understand that taxes are rightful and needed for the human society.
Schools, healthcare, transports, maintenances these are the services that keep the communities thrive.
Stop your filthy elithist attitude you fucking cocksucker. Pay your fucking taxes, and be a proud member of a thriving community.
Fight unnecessary taxation, not taxation in general.
founding fathers are rolling over in their fucking graves due to cucks like you.
learn to read lol
you are a fucking brainwashd zombie. wake the fuck up you are not a jew slave. you think humans survived for thousands of years with no taxes only to have america be lost to the jewish federal reserve when taxes were introduced not much more than 100 yrs ago. taxes are a scam. spublic school is a scam. WAKE UP YOU FUCKING RETARD
Pay your taxes you degenerate piece of shit or kill yourself
>taxes were introduced not much more than 100 yrs ago
I laugh at your ignorance.
The wealth you enjoy today, the education and healthcare you've got come all from fucking taxation.
The very fact you were born is due to taxes paying for a better chance of an easy pregnancy and labor for your mother.
Withour taxation, you might just have been killed on birth by incompetent doctors and an unclean environment.
But what the fuck would you know?
You leave in a society enforcing taxation, and you never walked a fucking mile out of your comfort zone.
You calling taxation evil is the same as fucking cucked SJW calling the white men evil. You both know shit about the world.
100 years.
My sides assploded.
You're going to want to use a method that doesn't have your name on everything. Pick a swiss bank or exchange, Serpicoin.com specializes in anonymous banking, contact them.
not true.
US Federal income taxes was made into law so that the Government has a extreme flow of cash flow coming in to spend on World War II.
In fact it's so bad, we can't even see our own money before the government takes it away.
US tax codes are so fucked its draining every single employed american. Most of the taxes go to military and social security.
This type of taxation is immoral and disgusting. We want to pay our taxes, but it is extremely complicated and goes through many hands for us to enjoy.
Want to use a tax attorney/accountant? Wait till they find out you made over $500k in crypto. That mother fucker will get his share. Then the fed will put a cock in your mouth and jizz in it. While the state comes along and makes you swallow it.
You have no fucking clue what you're talking about.
>user, where did you get the money to pay for these cars? We will need to know this.
>buy monero
>sell for a shitcoin
>sell for btc
EzPz
fuck you kike maybe stop sending billions to iran and importing every fucking subhuman under the sun and ill consider not gtfo and renouncing my citizenship
>paying jews
>in 2017
>top kek
It's not about taxes, it's about the illegitimate ways he obtained the money
>Most of the taxes go to military and social security
wrong. moxst spending goes to social security and government funded healthcare.
for old people and disables/severely poor.
Working healthy folks dont take advantage of that.
And if they have fulltime jobs, they have health insurance and don't take advantage of ANY of those services.