Historic Hunger Games

Let's play, Veeky Forums.
Submit a historical figure, state or faction.
Then the tournament starts.

Cortez is my tribute

Napoléon Bonaparte.

Peter the great

Bong

Your boy Henry V. This big dicked mother fucker is going to become your heir and there is nothing you can do about it

rhodie

Mecha Hitler

Charles XII Last of the vikings

this landmine kid ("landman"?)

yur fien Charlie 2

Erasmug

The young sexy mother fucker known as Cesare Borgia

eternal niggerslayer

Sea peoples warrior
Not that I'm complaining, but didn't we agree to only do these threads twice a month to keep jokes fresh and stuff?

This will be my last entry because otherwise between me and the other user it will only be Anglos.

Edward I Hammer of the Scots

Garugameshi

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john calvin

O P S R O O M

ira girl

Alex the great

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Kekkonen

This again?

I guess pregnant Anne Frank and Charles II on the same team because meme value

Pope Urban II

This pairing is now canon btw

Jimmy Saville

Do we have 24 yet?

Hiram maxim

11th Mississippi Infantry Regiment

Army of Northern Virginia

yes

LSSAH

Ya boys are ready to start

HERE WE GO

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>Napoleon and Charles II out immediately

>Alexander the Great strangles Napoleon

This is already off to a great start

AVENGE YOUR KING ANNE

Fuck off Alex

the game continues

>pregnant Anne Frank grabs the first aid kit

Jeeze I wonder what she's about to do...

So far 5 players died

>crippled boy kills most elite skirmisher unit in the Confederate States Army

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>Great Britain kills IRA girl

THE ANGLO TRIUMPHS ONCE AGAIN

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>Rhodie receives water from an unknown sponsor

Thanks /k/

the sixth round

eleven players have died so far

>murdering a pregnant woman

jesus fucking christ

>Maxim kills pregnant Anne Frank

Does it count as double/spawn kill?

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Comon, a British defeat is a victory for me

The Eternal Anglo is doing far too well this time.

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>heal him, then kill him

Sasuga Kekkonen

Literally who?

looks like we have a winner.
I only had time for one match. Anyone feel free to take over.

Kekkonen! Kekkonen!

8th Finnish president

For the next one, someone put in

Kekkonen confirmed for Anne Frank's avenger

FUCK THE POPE

Not OP but I am starting a new one in this thread. Adding Savile as requested, need 23 more people.

ANV

kind of weird to have an entire army taking up one slot but oky

1st SS Panzer Division Leibstandarte SS Adolf Hitler

Simo Häyhä

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You know what fuck it, I'm adding Robert E. Lee and Adolf Hitler as individuals, fuck off with the army divisions and national personifications.

Obligatory king and queen of Veeky Forums for a rematch

Sargon of Akkad

Please don't put them on the same team...

We're supposed to do historical persons not /pol/-approved youtube personalities

Thomas Muntzer

Peter "Thundershield" Wessel

Max Stirner

Father, Son and the Holy Spirit

Added as the actual ruler, not the Youtube retard.

Might as well as add Satan while you're at it.

>fuck off with the army divisions and national personifications.

Add Sepp Dietrich instead then, he was LSSAH's actual commander

Real people only *tips fedora*

Nathan bedford forest

William Jennings Bryan

Anna Komnene

Scipio and Hannibal

wtf I thought we were only doing this twice a month

is this a different guy from last time

John C. Calhoun

Also put Robert E. Lee and Nathan Bedford Forrest in the same district.

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