Does Veeky Forums play Civilization?

Does Veeky Forums play Civilization?

Civ VI threw away too much of what worked with Civ V imo. Also I prefer Civ V's aesthetic over the cartoonishness of Civ VI.

No, Veeky Forums is too intellogent for Civ.

We play EU4 here.

couldn't get over honeycombed maps and retardedly oversized units, otherwise alright games

civ2 is the only Veeky Forums game in the franchise. everything else is shit

Civ and Paracucks games are casual shit
Real men play wargames

No I prefer Paradox's shitty map-painting simulators

Anyways favorite civ game: IV
Favorite country: France
Favorite leader: Louis XIV

>pretending to be a big brave war hero on your bleep boop screen
Try an actual wargame you fucking pussy.

>eu4
Pleb. Superior vic2 patrician master race.

Yeah, I like playing TSL with some modded civilizations.

No.

REAL Veeky Forums plays Rome: Total War

Yep. Warmongers are tiresome. I just want to develop science and build wonders. Nope. Some random civilization wants to fight and they won't surrender until I'm forced to wipe them out. Then everyone else on the map hates you for being "bloodthirsty."

Civ 4 at least has an always peace option. I think Civ 5 has a mod for it.

Nah, we Hearts of Iron III here.
>tfw I can recreate the German OOB from WWII and wipe out the Bongs

Civilization games are good, but Total War and Hearts of Iron are even better.

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Plebs, real men play Darkest Hour with Kaiserreich.

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>EU4
>not superior CK2
Truly the more A E S T H E T I C choice.

Empire thread?

>that map gore

Eugh

I love DH but I can't get over its babby tier logistics compared to even hoi4

That's what I got for leaving Aztecs on.

Who are you playing as l a d?

I made the right choice not purchasing it. It seems like they fucked up everything I liked about 4 and 5.

Paradox needs to stop fucking up their games with shitty DLC and go and make a real internal management so they can actually portray the period they're focusing on instead of being shitty paint by number games.

Gave it a shot. Boring as shit man. There's some fun when you're invading the world and nuking everything, but the empire-building and diplomacy is just a burning end-turn-fest.

I wanted to play as a good goy and started as the duke of glorious Frisia, under king Lothaire. My intent was to shitpost in the council, but there were some internal issues in the land. Pic related.

I decided to get of his ride after that.

You, sir, are a swine, and you ain't muh nigga.

I went back to civ4 recently because of this mod

EU4 pleb

>dude lets add so many buildings that you won't be able to build half of them before the era ends lmao
What did the C2C devs mean by this?

Total war should be good but jesus christ it's SO casual that i can hardly stand to play any of them for morethan an hour at a time without getting bored.

I know this feeling. Wish there were more in depth diplomacy and politics.

yeah it took me a while to figure you that you have to line up six things to build in a city, your cities are capable of building up to 3 buildings or units at a time or 10 if the production is good enough

Baba yetu, yetu uliye
Mbinguni yetu, yetu, amina
Baba yetu, yetu, uliye
M jina lako e litukuzwe
Baba yetu, yetu uliye
Mbinguni yetu, yetu, amina
Baba yetu, yetu, uliye
M jina lako e litukuzwe
Utupe leo chakula chetu
Tunachohitaji utusamehe
Makosa yetu, hey
Kama nasi tunavyowasamehe
Waliotukosea, usitutie
Katika majaribu, lakini
Utuokoe, na yule, mwovu we milele


Baba yetu, yetu uliye
Mbinguni yetu, yetu, amina
Baba yetu, yetu, uliye
M jina lako e litukuzwe
Baba yetu, yetu uliye
Mbinguni yetu, yetu, amina
Baba yetu, yetu, uliye
M jina lako e litukuzwe
Utupe leo chakula chetu
Tunachohitaji utusamehe
Makosa yetu, hey
Kama nasi tunavyowasamehe
Waliotukosea, usitutie
Katika majaribu, lakini
Utuokoe, na yule, mwovu we milele

*chorus*

Baba yetu, yetu uliye
Mbinguni yetu, yetu, amina
Baba yetu, yetu, uliye
M jina lako e litukuzwe
Baba yetu, yetu uliye
Mbinguni yetu, yetu, amina
Baba yetu, yetu, uliye
M jina lako e litukuzwe
Utupe leo chakula chetu
Tunachohitaji utusamehe
Makosa yetu, hey
Kama nasi tunavyowasamehe
Waliotukosea, usitutie
Katika majaribu, lakini
Utuokoe, na yule, mwovu we milele

*bones snapping*

MFW some faggot posted screenshot of game I have participated in.

>t. Prussaboo
How's that Romuva heir working out?

mah nigga

Too bad it's so bloated and you can pretty much end the game before getting into future era.

ha, this is probably nothing comapres to Stellaris AlphaMod

I really enjoyed Rise of Nations. Also play atilla total war

>tfw playing Russia and turning northern China into a buffer state against the RoC, Japan and Germany

>too intellogent

I cannot fucking begin to explain how much I absolutely despise that song. It is the living embodiment of the shitty piss-weak circlejerking around "africa" from the early 00s and just hearing that hip, screaming faggot voice try to force out meaningless lyrics makes me want to puke. If I had an elk I'd use it to run over the cancerous cell of a human being that thought it was a good idea to make it the theme song. Civ IV was a shitty game with shitty mechanics and shittier aestethics. Civ V is pretty allright, though it could've used some more work, and that hidden easter egg of the falling porcupine was really uncalled for.

Furthermore, Civ III is the best Civ. Anyone who says otherwise is a dirty nigger.

Those lyrics are just "father in heaven, praise be thy name..." in Swahili, not meaningless gibberish.

III was good but I'm glad maintenance was added in IV to stop shit like this

Those graphics are disgusting

>Civ V
>hidden easter egg of the falling porcupine
The what?