Would you rather be an incel millionaire or a Chad middle class guy?

Incel millionaire. I already am irl so the logical conclusion is that I must prefer this. Also I get weirder every year and its interesting to watch.

I would unironically accept a salary cap of $50,000 for the rest of my life to have an 8"x6"+ dick.

This is shopped. It's designed to illustrate the drastic impact that bone structure has on appearance.

i want money to be a woman.
i'm of the strong opinion that
bimbo sluts have more fun.

Who the fuck denies that lmao, your appearance is literally your bone structure

Fuck this /r9k/ tier faggot shit. Give me the money. Always take the money.

Pls stop confusing our dicks

>those features on the right

So, according to looksmaxing theory, only cromagnids can be chads?

chad for sure, life is on easymode when you're attractive

women and children are a drain on your life

incel millionaire, obviously
that's what I'm trying to do right now

>he doesn't have anime hair that never changes
Loving every laugh m8

Would you rather be a classy not attractive lady or a hot as fuck hooker?

Hookers make really good money where im from, a hot one could literally be rich

>tfw I look objectively ugly like the left pic and I still get laid and have had a gf
No excuse faggots

I was a Chad until I lost my hair, still passably handsome but have noticed a difference. Life as a Chad is easymode

How'd you do it?

good luck user, post results!

Chad over money

Money doesnt truly buy happiness.

When billionaire gets cucked by chad, or young millionaire loses his girl at the club to a poor chad, you know

Money is about beta providing

Ill make a thread about a week from now. no point doing it while my face is swollen as fuck

im an ugly fat fuck and fucked more girls than i could imagine in my life. looks are great but there is plenty more game than that. rather be a millionare any day.

Chad if middle class, but incel millionaire over starving Chad.

Being actually flat broke is fucking awful.

Incel millionaire

>Get plastic surgery
>Stop acting like a beta

Boom

ETH and porn

Being millionaire and not being able to enjoy women is kinda pointless. I guess I'd pick being a middle class Chad. Then again, working as a middle class guy is awful regardless of looks..

You're still a hooker and most people will treat you like one, the only time people will be truly nice to you is when they want to fuck you...

incel millionaire without much hesitation

Incel millionaire could make Chad's life go south easily. Chad is easy mode. Millionaire is god mode.

Does it have to be incel or just someone who doesn't have sex? Because incel is a pathetic existence that I would not accept for even millions of dollars.
If the condition is to just never have sex then yes I'll be a millionaire.

What is the difference you notice?

>pickle surprise!

anyone who doesn't pick poor Chad is delusional.

I've literally seen homeless chads pick up high class WASP women and use them for sex and a place to shower.

Can I contact you

Those are called Hobosexuals user

give me a male models face and height and i will conquer the world.

hot hooker

better a millionaire than a Chad.

It's called mewing.

Chads peak mid 20's then its a horrendous downfall. The Chads and Stacies have to pretend that they are nice and enlightened, and constantly look to cling onto unsuspecting 'losers' who are just now starting to peak financially/academically.