Weird examples of minor incidents having huge implications

if some random guy in China passed his civil service exams, he wouldn't have killed 30 million people in a multi-decade long civil war

this is a good one

>if some French diplomat wasn't as hotheaded, Germany wouldn't have unified and neither World War would have happened
>if British people liked tea less, the Qing dynasty would still be ruling China
>if Hitler hadn't shaved his mustache, Weimar German would have become a Soviet Republic

You can take it even further and say that the Qing dynasty would still exist today.

If the Romans hadn't crucified some random loud-mouthed preacher, we'd still be having orgies on Spring equinox.

>seemingly insignificant

Wrong

>Implying we wouldn't all be praying to Mecca 5 times a day in an entirely Muslim world

>implying Islam would exist in a world where Christ wasn't martyred

>if some random peasant girl didn't develop schizophrenia, France would be English today

>If some Arabian desert man hadn't had to explain his epileptic seizures to his superstitious peers as God speaking to him then the worlds second largest religion would never have existed and history would have been completely altered

Lol nonsense.

not an argument

What is this referring to? Sorry, I don't know much in this time period

Explain to me how the Christianity, which was practised far from the Arabian peninsula at the time when Islam came into existence, had any bearing on the Paganistic Arabs who first began practising Islam, other than minor mentions of Jesus in the Quran.

You mean England would be French .

>Jesus is a prophet in Islam
>Christianity was a popular religion in the middle east at this time

This must be b8

If a random Siberian peasant hadn't trekked to Petrograd, Russia would have survived WWI.

>if some staff officer hadn't forgotten his cigars in September 1862, Harry Turtledove would be writing alternate history novels where a failed art student takes over Germany and kills all the Jews

In Egypt, Palestine and Iraq, sure. But as I said, not in the Arabian Peninsula where Islam originated. It was a very small minority there at most.
So as I said, Christianity would have had little influence on the development of Islam

If a German chancellor hadn't put out a seemingly harmless welcoming message to refugees Europe never would have been fascist in 2032

>Literally every area next to the Arabian peninsula
>Far

Next you are going to tell me the Ghassanids weren't in the Arabian peninsula

Also once again, Jesus is a prophet in Islam

Are you retarded?
Jesus is literally the most mentioned figure in the Quran and is central to the Quran with him being the penultimate prophet to Muhammad.

A 5 minute google search can reveal this to you.

Baron Friedrich von Steuben

Shit had no clue. Teachers already just said, "and then this random Prussian guy talk the Americans how to fight"

If some Serbian guy decided that he didn't want a fucking sandwich

>then Germany would have needed another excuse to start a world war

The french cucks being insufferable cunts is enough of a reason to world war them five times over.

>if whites hadn't systematically enslaved and oppressed the blacks, the real truth of black accomplishment and ingenuity would be what's taught in our history classes

If some lazy greek faggot paid his debts and didn't purge Constantinople's trade quarters both world wars wouldn't have happened an non existent hitler wouldn't had to divert 30 divisions to yugoslavia

which parts wrong senpai, grand scheme of things the battle is tiny but the repercussions were huge

>If Europeans hadn't bought slaves from Africa we wouldn't have Rock and Roll, Jazz, Soul, Blues, R&B, Reggae, Rap, Funk, Disco, Techno, Peanut butter, Stoplights, Kanye, Black Lives Matter, Du Bois, Chiraq, White Guilt, Cuckoldry, BLACKED, Jim Crowe, KKK, Black Panthers, WE WUZZERY

Actually McClellan had already begun moving his troops even before 191 had reached him.

You probably believe that Mahomet was illiterate, too. You are aware that Musselman religious tradition isn't actually history, right?

The Arabs were not an isolated and remote people.

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>if a woman would of gone out with a guy we wouldn't of had WW2

if a woman would of gone out with a guy we wouldn't of had WW2

How did whites get the upper hand over the accomplished blacks?

wat? read about the taiping rebellion

Battles and assassinations are supposed to have huge implications, those things aren't surprising.

Except McClellan delayed nearly two days and as a result, Lee was able to reconsolidate the ANV before the Union Army could attack them in force.

backstory

On a side not, those digits...

Martin Luther started out as a lawyer and only turned to religion after narrowly avoiding being killed by lighting.

>Christianity would have had little influence on the development of Islam

Christianity popularized the idea of monotheism. Islam is very much a spin-off of Christianity.

HOLY SHIT

I think he moved but he just didn't move fast enough and he delayed before the battle which allowed time for A.P Hill to begin moving from Harper's Ferry and other reinforcements to arrive.
If he had done a significant push at either the passes or on the day before the battle he would have put Lee in a sticky position.
alri satan

The Jefferson-Hamilton feud started because of Jefferson's art collection.

>Americans used bayonets as cooking instruments rather than weapons
Truly makes one grow in size exceeding the appropriate BMI index

>people think it is a coincidence that the umayyads made their capital in damascus and islam fully adopted the antiochene god-prophet adoptionist heresy

would islam be that different from christianity?

But what if he still had those fever dreams?

If some dude wasn't a manlet, or didn't sit behind a tall woman wearing a hat, then he wouldn't have had to stand on a wobbly chair. FDR would have been assassinated instead of the mayor of Chicago. The US would never have passed the New Deal. Some theorize that the extended Depression would have led to a second revolution.

Yeah, for example the author Dante thought that Mohammed was a christian cultists

>Christianity would have had little influence on the development of Islam

Most retarded Veeky Forums post of the month award.

nigga what

>If the capet king just had more babies the hundred years war would've never happened

>Adolf Hitler was spared by a British soldier during WW1

Sandwiches hadn't really been introduced to eastern Europe at that point.

How exactely?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Tandey#Hitler_incident

"Tricknology"

Fucking this 100%

He also had to tell them that it's more efficient to put your tents in lines instead of randomly scattered about, and to not shit in the same place they get drinking water from.