*singlehandedly destroys Persians and Byzantines*

*singlehandedly destroys Persians and Byzantines*

>singlehandedly

No sweetie, he had Allah on his side

He almost got disowned by Abu Bakr because he bathed in wine like disgusting R*man kaffir
But Allah al-Ghaffur decided that his servant to be forgiven

What a massive neckbeard

No

More like waltzed in to pick up the pieces after they both smashed each other first. I mean, he is great, but not THAT great. Nobody in his shoes could have if they were at their usual strength.

Then how come the Byzantines a few centuries later were able to regain most of their eastern territories back from the Abbassid Caliphates if he "destroyed" them?

More like
>Picks up the sloppy seconds after the Persians and Byzantines exhaust each other

>Destroyed the Byzantines
>The Rashiduns fell apart long before the Byzantine Empire was even destroyed

What did he mean by this?

>I miss 'arry 'pottah

i want to touch his beard.

this

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what the fuck happened, did they fight with teaspoons

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rashidun confirmed for playing on easy mode

>3k vs. 100k

You mean 3k vs. 10k.

"Hol' up famalam I'm getting a call!"

Thanks for the 4th crusade. Based Urban II

The fourth crusade wasn't Urban's doing it was called by Pope Innocent III but was utterly botched by Enrico Dandolo.

>proceed to fail horribly in most crusades

And the Umayyads
And the Abassids

>Implying that slimy kike didn't plan for that the whole time.
The Eternal Venetian.

6th Crusade was the funniest shit ever though, many bants. I imagine the Papacy as a whiny DM and Frederick as the Football jock of the group.
>YOU CAN'T GO ON CRUSADE, I EXCOMMUNICATED YOU REEEEEEE
>*Frederick Knocks over the game board*
>FUCK YOU I'M CRUSADING.
>*Takes Jerusalem*

>after they were ravaged by plague
>after they were exhausted by years of constant warring

>botched
>implying it wasn't his plann all along

see and

>source; Sword of Allah.com and the Koran
Seems legit.

>Single handily destroys dying, exhausted empires that just went through fucking civil wars
wow so great

That doesn't prove anything.

And the Seljuq's
And the Sultanate of (((Rum)))

>all these assblasted byzzcucks
Dont be sad, you cant win when you got God on your side

>MUH EXHAUSTIONNNNN
>Outnumber the enemy
>lose
i think you don't understand how battles work, byzacucks.

I didnt know the byzantines got the levant all the way till egypt back from the arabs.

"singlehandedly destroys Persians, Turks, China, Eastern Europe"

What did they mean by this?

*singlebeakedly destroys Maoism*

Eastern Anatolia, parts of the Caucasus's, Armenia, Crete, were all recovered from the Arabs. Also he said "most", not all you mongoloid.

Also Syria and Jerusalem for over a century.

*empire lasts barely a century*
What did he mean by this?