Itt: Historical leaders who were Chads

>Decorated war veteran and ruler of a whole country having women cry on his shoulder
>Not a Chad

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>Pedophelia
>Chad
Chad doesn't need to rape little kids to feel like a man

Muhammad had every girl from his MILFy first wife down to Aisha.

Cunt was a tribal chief and a warlord who went from hunted fugitive to some sort of Prophet-King. That is Chad as fuck.

>Being a pedophile war bandit who dies from fever
>Chad
Pick one

Jesus could have had all that and more but chose the higher calling. That is Chad.

>Implying he didn't bang this
YOU JUST KNOW

She was down but Jesus friendzoned her.

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Mussolini literally raped a girl and she let him do it.

Can't get anymore Chad than that.

You know the meme is ruined the moment literal pacifist virgin 'turn back the other cheek' Jesus is considered a Chad

He is God's gift to humanity.

t. triggered Goldstein

A woman on her own volition and without prompting got down on her knees and cleaned Jesus' feet with her hair. You have no idea what you are talking about.

Fixed that for you

Still a virgin

Chad was once a virgin as well.

Real Chads don't give into the temptation of thots, hoes, and harlots user. You're giving into a weakness.

>spiritual bullshit.
We're talking about their IRL lives as mortal human beings, Christcuck.

Running a military campaign while being outgunned and outnumbered and winning is higher in the Chad scaled than being some Hippie teacher.

As a religion, I don't even like Islam. But their founder is unique in the history of religious founders because while most are just meme teachers like Buddha or Jesus, Muhammad was prophet, political leader and warlord.

Though I suppose that's not quite unique since that was par on course with many of the Hebrew Judges as some of them were prophets, but then none of them founded Judaism. Semites seem to have a theme of warrior-prophets.

Mohammad was a Brad at best.

I think people miss the point of the Chad Stride image, in that it's supposed to look as ridiculous as possible just to be the exact opposite of the original loser walk.

Moses is a prophet and tribal warlord

this

It's a r9k meme ffs

>rape
>she let him do it
Quoi?

Some are, others are genuine
Welcome to the post ironic age

> Died? No

oooh shit neg-bro

>sending 10,000 men to fight for you like a pussy
>single-handedly cleaning out a temple full of heathens with just a whip of cords

Which one is more Chad again?

Chads don't die a virgin

It can happen if they get murdered like Jesus was.

Muhammad's started his military career as a wanted fugitive by Mecca and being outnumbered a lot.

His first battle saw him facing down 900 men with just 300 of his own.

I would not be surprised if the disparities in troop number are greatly exaggerated. Muhammad was Quraysh, and Khadijah was a good business woman. Muhammad was also well liked by those who weren't being threatened by his claims.
It's not like Muhammad was some faggot with nothing.

He was a faggot with a different religion that made him unpopular in Mecca. That was something.

You forgot the part about Jesus getting arrested for being a troublemaker lol.

Some Chad.

>Rape children
>Chad
Lmao

>having to kill to make people believe in you

Read Chad do as he pleases

>he thinks Chad has never been arrested

>People are out to kill you.
>Fight back
>Live to see your message spread.

>People are out to kill you.
>Get killed.
>Religion survived largely due to the efforts of /Paul/

Chad gets arrested, rules prison, and gets released.

Not hanging on a stick naked and left to die.

>being so charismatic you make the guy who was famous for killing your followers into one of your greatest followers

This is something Brads will never understand.

It shoulda been us up on that cross but Jesus took the hit. Have some respect.

>Still relying on spiritual bullshit to validate his Chadness.
What a Trudeau-tier cuck.

No BS it literally happened.

>is sentenced to death
>so alpha even death releases him within three days

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lol@hitler

The virgin prophet:
>needs 300 men to protect him
>rides on camels
>thinks 3 to 1 are impressive odds

The Jesus Chad:
>fights his battles alone
>rides on donkeys, people literally go up palms and cut their leaves to pave his path
>fights the entire Jewish community by himself
>literally unbeatable, just comes back to life if killed

>12 disciplies and a fuckton of followers.
>"Alone."

>mfw "Chad Christianity" is losing followers by the decade.
>mfw Christcucks can't even keep simple commandments like being chaste before marriage or fasting in their holy days.

>mfw Muslims have discipline in their faith more than feeble Christcucks.

He faced Satan alone in the wilderness and one of His most prominent disciples publicly denied Him before His execution.

>Implying Paul did anything wrong

>fuckton of followers
>during Jesus' lifetime

Also Jesus never fought alongside his disciples. He kicked out the moneylenders alone, he faced the Romans alone and he carried the cross alone.

He's still a virgin

Only a virgin would impose this much value on sex

>Is God
>Is omnipresent
>Is literally inside every woman in existence at once

>Muslims shitting on Jesus
That's blasphemous you guys know that right?
Enjoy hell

>arrested, killed
>rules heaven, gets released in 3 days

the ultimate chad

Don't corrupt the meme with your shitty politics, Muhammad is clearly the chad and Jesus the virgin. Just don't make the meme about that if you dislike muslims.

Chad doesn't give a shit about your morals

try to keep eye contact with him for 10 seconds I dare you

>Mussolini
>Chad

He's too small and clumsy to be a Chad. When he tried to act strong and alpha it just resulted in cute silliness, kinda like a pug.

Chads don't get seduced, they take what they want like Muhammad.

>mfw Muslims have discipline in their faith
Islam is eating itself alive. Poverty and ignorance will do that though.

>when an autistic Brad thinks being self-centered is Chad

Chad is actually very conscientious.

>some sperg rampage means he's a Chad

Yeah, Elliot Rogers was a total Chad too

He was in his 30s. He was a perma-virgin.

>Decorated war veteran
as though this means anything. there are so many "decorated veterans" that it's a term that has no value. and in hitler's case he wasn't particularly exceptional in wartime.
>women cry on his shoulder
he didn't fuck around like mussolini though

>It shoulda been us up on that cross but Jesus took the hit.

Automatically not Chad.

He had a job to do and that came first. He wasn't going to ditch His buddies to go chase tail like some Brad.

t. Brad

Can you guys recommend any good documentary on Mussolini (or Italian fascism) that doesn't just blindly shit on him?

I can't hahaha

Beat this.

Based Göring

He's right though, Christ is the likeable alpha

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as though Jesus' standard bearers didn't do just that lmao

>falling for "muh fastest growing religion" meme
>falling for "muh pious muslims" meme
Christianity has a net positive growth while Islam loses as much as it gains; and the average Muslim is just as hedonistic and worldly as the average Christian.

What part of the word 'Chad' and 'virgin' that you don't get? Jesus die as a 30 year old virgin
If there's anyone who isn't a virgin in Christianity, it'll be the """""""virgin""""""" Mary

> But their founder is unique in the history of religious founders because while most are just meme teachers like Buddha or Jesus, Muhammad was prophet, political leader and warlord.

Half the Jewish prophets were like that. Also Zarathustra.

>being so charismatic you make the guy who was famous for killing your followers into one of your greatest followers

>This is something Brads will never understand.
Muhammad did that too.

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This meme started months ago on Veeky Forums, pleb

thought it was /r9k/

>god
Jesus Christ is not God. He is the Son of God, Son of Man, the Messiah, the Messenger of God. He is a Man through whom God acted and spread his infinite wisdom. The Holy Spirit (God's power) flowed through him and later his Apostles. Every passage you might throw at me, that you claim proves the trinity, can be disproven.
And Jesus did die, for 3 days.

justinian the slit nose
>get deposed
>escape your house arrest
>charm the bulgar tribes and marry a steppe qt
>raise an army
>take back constantinople
>exact vengeance so hard on the people that you get deposed again
>but you are killed because people know you're too alpha to be alive

now this is what I call heresy

desu this

>Baiting this hard
Don't you have some harlots to stone Achmed?

Nah Ahmed, Nah