Frugal thread

I actually do this, literally zero downsides

Use a room dehumidifier and a clothes horse rather than a drying machine. Works out much cheaper.

only eat rice and beans. Literally $20 a month in food.
The rice cooker(with which i cook the beans as well) was like $100 though. Worth it.

>be med student
>already made pretty good money before crypto, now even more
>always pee in the sink
>always buy groceries in bulk or go insane on 50% off deals
>eat lots of beans
>seldom eat out, if I do I try to choose a restaurant that I can use coupons at
>do all car repair myself, even if it costs me days of planning, learning and work

something that happened couple of months ago:
>while driving my scooter some stupid blind bitch on a bicycle basically smashes into me, shattering my windshield (she was texting)
>she makes a nice flip and her iphone screen is ruined
>decide to make a deal, I take the blame so my insurance covers her iphone, but in return she has to pay me $200 for windshield repair and give me her broken iphone.
>replaced the screen on the iphone with a chink ebay version ($20), sell it for $400
>still drive around with that same broken windshield

sometimes I wonder if I have jewish ancestors

teach me your way of the hebews

no

please?

pleb
you waste lifetime doing this

i'll tell you the essentials for 20 NEO

Tell me the essentials in exchange for my honey chocolate recipe.

superb. I salute you user.

Installing a latch would be more cost effective.

use the same smart water bottle from two years ago to transport tap water.

Not him but nigga you better start talking about that recipe

Doesn't that make your car insurance cost more though?

>where nocoiners or shitcoin bag holders come to die

i was about that life until i realized BPAs fuck your testosterone levels

Not car insurance, scooter insurance, only €7 a month. I think it was a 30% price increase, basically nothing.

This. That user was stupid. He should've just asked for cash.

See Not stupid.

>own millions in crypto
>become an hero
>literally expend ZERO money whatsoever from now on
>Net worth rises for eternity

get on my level

This. Neet is a mindset

what is walmart?

>repair my glasses with super glue
>cut my own hair
>cook all my own food
>don't drink
>cold showers everyday
>walk/cycle everywhere

I haven't actually thought about that, the crypto of people who die is lost forever, unless they shared they shared it with relatives or something...I wonder how much "dead crypto" exists.

*they shared the private keys

A fuckton of crypto has been lost to lost addresses, hardware, forgotten keys, people dying, etc. Billions and billions of dollars worth of it. This is why Bitcoin's value eventually goes up in the longrun and the supply will continue to get smaller and smaller for eternity.

>only have one set of clothes/shoes, wear the same thing every day
>don't wash them to save money
>piss and shit outside to save money on toilet paper/water
>walk everywhere to save money on gas
>homeless to save money on rent
>don't eat to save money on food
>don't drink to save money on water
>die, literally no living expenses

Checkmate normies.

>no expenses
>also no income
alright ..."you win"

Portfolio keeps going up bro.

Is the shop lidl/aldi

sup Pajeet

>buy groceries at night when out od date stuff is reduced
>never buy bottled water
>pick any pennies up from the ground
>wash own car
>brush teeth once a week
>shower twice a week max
>shave once ever week max
>use soap as shampoo and shaving cream
>drive in 5th gear at 50 mph everywhere where possible
>same shoes for two years
>BUY CONDOMS
>dont get a GF (hit and quit)

Cats and dogs are expensive pets, spiders are free and you can just step on them when you get tired of them.

I need those Hebrew secrets first m8.

wtf! You shouldve fucked her

>make rice everything, because rice is like $10 for 50lbs of rice.

I hate spending money on food and rent. It's so unnecessary.

>Air dry my clothes with a nice drying rack
>Hand wash shirts in sink with eucolyptus and lanolin
>Eat healthy vegan diet
>Lift heavy weights every other day in home gym
>Drive electric car, charge it at work
>Maintain a strict excel budget
>Consistently call customer service lines to cancel services, get offered discounts on mandatory services
>Cook my own food
>Brew my own beer
>Going to pay off townhouse with crypto in the next couple of years
>No other debts

Life is good, anons.

how?

Potatoes is cheaper by the pound in my area.

>drink at home before going out
>there are actually brainlets that don't do this

>400 dollarydoo profit
>escort is 100 dollars tops
Are you really valuing some dumb slut that's to stupid to look where she's going at 300 dollars

you are what you eat user,

and you eat like a nigger

Consider emergency food.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plumpy

You do realise this is just low grade peanut butter

No, it's Coop. I like frugal, but the idea of lidl underwear is going to give me nightmares.

>shop at grocery store where you have to put a 10 SEK in the shopping cart to unlock it
>always look for a cart that someone was too lazy to put back
>collect 10 SEK coin after shopping

my car is full of these coins. feels good man

>she's hits you with her car while texting and you think you're being clever taking her broken iPhone instead of suing the shit out of her

also
>have millions of bitbeans
>still collect 7 free beans from faucet regularly

Anyone else not bought any t-shirts since high school?

>Plain tee slim fit master race

Bought for a couple dollars each about 9 years ago.

Also had the same adidas for around 8 years. Used them for gardening, hiking and general use and still going strong.

I wish I could still find t-shirts that last for so long. I was retarded and replaced my old clothes as I got older, but it turned out the clothes nowadays always fray apart after a couple of wear. Haven't really found good quality clothes since forever.
Where can you find clothes that lasts today?

*wears, last - it's late

lmao why did this make me laugh

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