If Hitler had a death note, could he have won WW2?

If Hitler had a death note, could he have won WW2?

Yes

no

he isn't the cunning type

>marching into the eastern front without winter clothin

What if he just had a really long arm? 30 km in length, so that he could just punch soviets away from Berlin? The other arm would be normal length so he could still write and stuff. I think this has potential.

What if he had two testicles? Could he have won WW2? Would he have even started WW2?

>this thread

Yes? He could gather the names of all the countries leadership and military higher ups and comlpetely decapitate them.

Then he could just pull up a phone book from each country and go to town until they surrender

The greatest casualties of the war were the Aaron A. Aaronsons of the world.

What if he hadn't used meth? Would he have realized fighting a 2 front war with France and the Soviets was a retarded idea?

I doubt that he could write Russian letters. But if he had a history book from the 2000s maybe yes.

did Hitler have a uniball?

No sweetie.

>Rule 2: This note will not take effect unless the writer has the person's face in their mind when writing his/her name. Therefore, people sharing the same name will not be affected.

underrated

Depends. Does he have hands to write or is he an anaconda?

How many USSRs is he fighting?

He has two arms but he can also write with his feet. The only downside is his limbs are stuck in the shape of a swastika.

60 million USSR's but they're only armed with hammers and sickles.

>implying he didn't
Okay, yeah, Hitler was a fuccboi scrub but his side still won.

no cuz he dum n raycis das y he kild j00z

Death Note: Yes
Evangelion: No (5 minute limit without umbilical cord)
Gundam: Maybe (Allied bombing might have destroyed Gundam factories)

>Yes? He could gather the names of all the countries leadership and military higher ups and comlpetely decapitate them.

That's thinking too small. He could control their actions before their deaths, making them commit horrifying strategic errors, or make them send Hitler all of their intel.

However, this wouldn't necessarily win the war by itself. Once enough superstitious elites acclimate to the situation, they'll find ways to lead their countries without having faces or names.

By this time in history, the public would readily accept that we simply can't know who our leaders are, for fear of Death Notes.

You only need one Gundam and a particularly developed newtype to win the war, assuming the otherside doesn't have newtypes because this is a hypothetical situation where Hitler has a space weapon before space technology was a thing.

Is a nine month pregnant Anne Frank sneaking into German encampments, using her powers of Jewish seductiveness to literally fuck intelligence out of horny Wehrmacht officers?

>However, this wouldn't necessarily win the war by itself. Once enough superstitious elites acclimate to the situation, they'll find ways to lead their countries without having faces or names.
I can't imagine that a death note couldn't win WWII long before this happens. In a world with a single death note, the owner of the death note would be essentially unstoppable as a de facto ruler of the world provided they were reasonably clever (ie not Light Yagami)

If it's a Panzerkorps Feldherrnhalle (Sturmabteilung members conscripted into the Wehrmacht) camp, Anne won't be having any luck. Peter van Pels and his boipussy might though.

If Hitler had had 1942 Soviet Unions could he have won the war?

>Wearing winter clothing in fucking June
I really hate this meme, there's enough to make fun of in 1941 with his "well maybe sorta kinda the objective is Moscow but not really" strategizing