Anyone else here genuinely love Charlie...

Anyone else here genuinely love Charlie? He's my favorite monarch and I would unironically give my life for the glory of Habsburg España.

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I wish I was one of the kings guard, having kiddie conversations with the king when his nannies weren't around, competing with said nannies over who gets to spend more time, because they see me as a threat to the little king while I do it both to annoy them, and because I unironically enjoy chatting with Charles.

In my biopic I'd like to be played by Jack Nicholsson mid-70s

You had me until Nicholson. I feel like he's incapable of portraying actual mirth.

He's cute in an inbred sort of way.

>Your sole purpose in life is just to produce kids in order to continue the dynasty, but you can't.
>When you die, there will be no clear successor, so a war will erupt almost immediately after you die to see who gets the throne.
>You're stupid, but just smart enough to comprehend the horror of your situation.
>And there is absolutely nothing that you can do about it.

Why was the universe so cruel to this person? Did he do something heinous in a previous life to deserve such a fate?

You only say that because you're not alive to serve under him.

Didn't he smell like shit?

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Same

ah yes, truly the monarch that brought España glory

We need Charlie fan fiction just like we have one with annie frankie.

I would give my life to taste that glorious chin

Several of the colony movements were against France's occupation though, at least at first.
Then came the Cadiz constituion, which they didn't like.

This is why Muslims and Asians had 10 wives and 40 sons.

Colonial movements were opportunistic, if Joseph could consolidate power and reestablish order throughout the realms without a Spanish resistance in mainland colonies wouldn't be lost.

Anyone got a pic of muscular Charlie?

It's an integral part of all severely-inbred Hapsburg monarchs' diets.

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Thanks.

>Trastámara
Habsburgs are the heirs of the house of Trastamara. There are no Trastamaras left

I am genuinely in love with Charles II. He was a handsome, witty, and strong young man deserves to be Spain's next King.

I frequently fantasize about him being Peter van Pels hiding with me.

Oh god, just imagine being deflowered by him on a lazy Amsterdam afternoon, lying and learn what each other's bodies were for.

Nine months later, I’ve got a massive bulging stomach from carrying his child inside of me and it seems like I’m gonna pop any moment now. My popped belly button makes it look like I’ve got a giant third boob where my stomach once was. I waddle around and can barely move half of the time. I’ve developed an insatiable craving for the Donald and he’s likewise developed a taste for my pussy. We’re both cooped up in an attic all day have nothing better to do besides fuck like an unsustainable third world population. He lies down on your back, I strip off my almost comically too small clothes and kneels on top of him. I grab a hold of his rock hard Hugh Mungus cock, insert it deep inside of myself, and begin to ride him like a stallion. He feels the pressure from my incredible weight and huge round belly bearing down on him but the indescribable pleasure of my tight pussy throbbing on his cock negates any discomfort. Donald grabs me by my pussy, holding on for dear life. He sinks into my beautiful soul, into that secret place where no one dares to go. After 30 minutes, We’re both moaning with ever greater intensity, It won't be long now. Suddenly, I feel his cock shaking like a V-2 rocket and the orgasm reaches it's climax as his cum literally explodes like an 88mm AT round inside my Sherman tank, blowing the turret right off. Donald and I both join as one, souls screaming from the sheer ecstasy. As the elation wears off, I lie next to him. Too exhausted to do anything else, he simply holds me in his warm embrace. In that moment, there is no family squabbles, no Nazis, no war. Just us, watching the sky turn pink with the setting sun

good effort

Aw fuck I forgot to edit the last paragraph (stole it from /ptg/ where they rewrote the Anne Frank copypasta into one where she's fantasizing about Donald Trump). I edit it and post it again.

I am genuinely in love with Charles II. He was a handsome, witty, and strong young man that deserves to be Spain's next King.

I frequently fantasize about him being Peter van Pels hiding with me.

Oh god, just imagine being deflowered by him on a lazy Amsterdam afternoon, lying and learn what each other's bodies were for.

Nine months later, I’ve got a massive bulging stomach from carrying his child inside of me and it seems like I’m gonna pop any moment now. My popped belly button makes it look like I’ve got a giant third boob where my stomach once was. I waddle around and can barely move half of the time. I’ve developed an insatiable craving for his dick and he’s likewise developed a taste for my pussy. We’re both cooped up in an attic all day have nothing better to do besides fuck like an unsustainable third world Catholic theocracy's population. He lies down on his back, I strip off my almost comically too small clothes and kneel on top of him. I grab a hold of his rock hard cock, insert it deep inside of me, and begin to ride him like a stallion. He feels the pressure from my incredible weight and huge round belly bearing down on him but the indescribable pleasure of my tight pussy throbbing on his cock negates any discomfort. He sinks into my beautiful soul, into that secret place where no one dares to go. After 30 minutes, We’re both moaning with ever greater intensity, I know it won't be long now. Suddenly, I feel his cock shaking like a V-2 rocket and the orgasm reaches it's climax as his cum literally explodes like an 88mm AT round inside my Sherman tank, blowing the turret right off. Charles and I both join as one, souls screaming from the sheer ecstasy. As the elation wears off, I lie next to him. Too exhausted to do anything else, he simply holds me in his warm embrace. In that moment, there is no family squabbles, no Nazis, no war. Just us, watching the sky turn pink with the setting sun.

kek

I only occasionally browse Veeky Forums and I swear the board wasn't obsessed with Charles last year.

What happened?

Someone kept spamming threads with him in the OP along with retard gibberish as a comment.

does anybody have the beautiful charly in a dress image, i have a throbbing boner right now

By this logic there are also no Habsburg left.

Is he, dare I say, /our monarch/?

Every time I see a Charlie thread my day gets a little bit better.

He kind of grew to be Veeky Forums's mascot
Yes.

Have a rare charlie.

Do NOT be fooled by the French revisionists. Charlie was a Chad

What if Charles was Charlotte, a qtie baka queen?

Wut.

>Implying we don't have loli charly already.

>ywn be Charlotte's designated tutor and secretly bully her viciously as she tries her hardest to learn a human language and grasp the most fundamental knowledge.

-Spaniards bow down to Charles II of Spain
-In contact with retarded aliens
-Possess psychic-like disabilities
-Control Spain with a retarded but inbred fist
-Own castles & banks globally
-Rumored to posses 48 chromosomes
-Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
-Will bankroll the first cities in the new world (Disabiligrad will be be the first city)
-Own 99% of inbred Habsburg DNA on Spain
-First retard babies will in all likelihood be Charles II babies
-Charles II said to have >2 IQ, such unintelligence on Earth has only existed deep in brazil & designated shitting streets
-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of a retard who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of impotence and unprecedented mental depression with them
-own retard labs around Spain
-You likely have CNA (CharleoxyriboNucleic Acid) inside you right now
-Charles II in regular communication with the Downangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the unintelligible word of God to the Orthodox Church.
-he failed to speak any intelligible language
-No one entrusts their gold reserves with him.
-The mentally disabled man is about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
-In reality, he is a timeless retard existing in all points of genes and space from the big down syndrome to the end of the universe. We don’t know his ultimate plan yet. We hope he's an able bodied being.

Shadilay magapede!

Are there any actual sources regarding Charlie II?

there are living habsburgs
google it

wtf is wrong with you

>rumored to possess 48 chromosomes

This is Veeky Forums, you know.

I have a problem, Veeky Forums. I can't stop fantasizing about Charles II's boipucci.

Just the thought of all those regal spanish clothes concealing his tight, boyish body, and the thrill in his malformed face as he tears off his garments in the heat of passion gets me hard like nothing else. I want to thrust in and out of his royal ass while he mumbles and gargles in pure ecstacy until Mariana catches us in the act, just as we both climax, the magnificent furniture sticky with our love fluids.

I can't continue; my fingers tremble at the mere thought of it.

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Literally yes.

Charles II was incontinent and his penis was the size of a grape.

Cute!

This post would have merit if you ignore basically every Bourbon after the 19th century

thats the scary thing, i dunno which picture to believe more.

ok

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Well that's also true, pure Habsburgs ended with Marie Theresa, modern Habsburgs are Habsburg-Lorraine

Nice rare Charlie!

Rare! Mind if I save it?

Actually the main habsurg branch died with Charlie

It's a lesson to the rest of us; don't do monarchy.

That portrait is sublime. It preserves enough to be accurate yet distorts and obscures his ugliness.

It should have been the Aviz

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Afonso,_Prince_of_Portugal