ITT: we discuss the greatest empire in history

ITT: we discuss the greatest empire in history

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wtf i love communism now

costa rica GDP: 57 million
coca cola Assets: 87 billion

>Mfw you never see communists sponsoring the world cup.
The peoples beverage is deepest red.

>spend years trying to build an empire through force as the British/French/Ottomans/Germans/Romans/Persians
>all you needed was a cool tasty beverage
What a weird world we live in lads.

i fucking hate the modern world so much

A cult

That's a lie, I've been to NK and they have coca cola imported from Maylasia

honest question Veeky Forums

Do you think this is right?

theres tons of imported coke in Cuba

The real question is where did all the money go in the end? How did CocaCola spend that much money?

Stock options and executive bonuses.

That's the nice thing about being a company, you're actually supposed to take as much money as you can get away with.

it clearly means official distribution centers. Coca Cola doesn't profit off of the imported Coke. they get paid at the beginning of that line of importing. functionally for them, DPRK and Cuba "don't have Coke"

His eyebrows don't have Coca Cola

>implying the free market can do wrong

Based Cuba, fighting the sodafied Jew

Theres tons of imported coke in USA as well

Well I'm not gonna drink pepsi if thats what you are implying

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I was going to challenge you with McDonalds but Coke wins on every point. How can one drink company be so dominant?

What was the generals name?

Exactly.

With that much money they could have a fucking spy network infiltrating every government on earth and influencing decisions that benefit them.

Not saying they do, but there's a chance and so is unethical.

>caring about what other people think
what a beta cuck

Marshal Ivan Ruskie

You are like a little baby...watch this

Georgy Zhukov.
Full story here: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Coke

PAPA NO

>there is even a remote chance that a company this huge would ignore the financial benefits offered by investing in government/lobbying efforts because to do so would be "unethical"

ok

Yeah American imports tons of Mexican cocacola actually.

>not the Rothschilds

They do have a spy network in the form of companies like Stratford and Rand and innumerable foundations and charities which act as an "excuse" to meet with business and government interests.

I'm assuming that you got the joke and are baiting, right?

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What else would he be talkinga bout?

whats the issue user? Sad that instead of blowing eachother up over religion we're collectively enjoying drinks?

The OP image made me sick in my stomach.

Does that means I'm a filthy communist or is there any other explanation?

A globally enjoyed soft drink that brings smiles makes you sick? Do you prefer bombs?

coca cola kills more people than bombs

The amount of money they have and how big they are.

Obviously a sugary beverage drunk out of moderation is bad for you. But getting salty because someone made a successful product and it became enjoyed by a majority of people is autistic. Its one of the few things humanity can collectively enjoy.

Its a fucking coke.stop being bullies

If an 84 billion dollar softdrink company that passively exists scares you, you should see how big AT&T is and how much psudo-governmental power they have. Leave COKE ALONE

Yes that's what I mean, big companies are unnatural. They should be capped at some point to avoid the fear of them dictating our own lives with out us noticing it.

>DA PORKIES

Who is gonna draw the line,user? Coke Colas power is justified for it brings an enjoyable product to the table, and needs that sheer resource in order to operate. Same goes for AT&T. You need that power or else the service quality is going to plummet. We dont need to reduce the size of companies, what we need to is to ban lobbying altogether

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/leftypol/ please. Corporate abuse can be eliminated entirely if you remove the leway they have in the Government. Acting alone and regulated they are nothing but beneficial. If you want to avoid Capitalism,move to Venezuela or North Korea. Oh wait,you wont.

rare porky thread?

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Stop what you are doing. Coke Cola did NOTHING wrong!

YOU'RE DRINKING CAPITALISM

/leftypol/ please go back to infinity chan

Nice

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why would it be wrong? I live in a third world country and drink diet coke (called light coke here) every day

empty calories

Not your choice what people put in their bodies, is it? Stop being authoritarian

It gets better in high school

Yeah why not

In politics your reputation is everything.

>drinking Light instead of Zero

To be fair it only kills people that shouldn't be alive anyway

woah calm down
empty calories are objectively bad for you

Taste the Feeling user

yeah and he chose to be a pussy instead of making people fear him

and?

why don't his eyebrows have cocacola?

and so therefore they did something wrong, pay attention

that is your opinion. Denied. Cellphones may cause eye strain,you wanna ban those too?

there's coke in cuba, I was there last summer

>Coca-Cola makes a lot of money and operates around the world
Is there something else I'm missing here because I don't get it

isn't it beautiful how we all Open Happiness™ together?

Yeah its pretty cool how a Soft Drink makes more money and makes people happier than Communism ever could. Daily reminder that that Soviet Union gave Pepsi Co 17 naval vessels because they were so fucking poor.

it is a fact of nutrition
thats twice now you are getting butthurt over this

what are you on about, I was being genuine here.
I love me some soft drink.

is diabetes happiness?

Because leftwingers lack self-control and cannot portion beverages, giving them diabetes, you would assume Coke immediately gives you diabetes.
Moderation. Heard of it? Or are you more EXTREME?

Sorry desu I assumed the worst

>Moderation. Heard of it? Or are you more EXTREME?
Don't tell that to me, say it to that hundred million of obese fatlards.
>Because leftwingers lack self-control and cannot portion beverages
lol

Look mate I believe in self-determination. Coke does NOT claim responsibility for the abuse their substances. Anything sugar-based company does not. What is your point? Your endgame? Stop BULLYING COKE

lol
make a sugar drink and people will cult up to profess their love and defend it by lashing out at criticism
really makes ya think

Criticism implies you have something productive to say.
>Coke has sugar
>Fire is hot
ok??

fire is probably less aggressive for your teeth than coke

>its those gosh-dern left wingers
Thanks for the input Cletus

>leftwingers cause america to be fat.

sugary is dietary cocaine

Except you don't, and you know damn well why, and this kills you.

FEAR THE COKE

Yeah, a beta "cuck" who won the race to Berlin :DDDDD

wasnt the dutch east india company A LOT richer?
Like trillions of dollars in their time richer?

Coca Cola fears the orange Scottish samurai.

Pepsi > coca cola

kys

>Utah
>Red

Who lost 30 million people doing so and lost the cold war :DDDDD

keeps the masses from discovering the superior imported chinese puerh teas which are actually quite affordable

>Cuba and N.Korea still resisting
Now I wonder if it have something to do with recent USA/North Korea tensions.

This, but unironically
Dr Pepper uberalles

Everyone lost the cold war due to all the countrys it split in half.

*blocks your path*