WTF!? I hate Caesar now!

FastChef
FastChef

WTF!? I hate Caesar now!

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catacombs_of_Paris
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kitos_War
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confederation

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

bunch of whiners

Booteefool
Booteefool

I hate that picture, does anyone realize that it was Celts that helped defeat the Galatians. The Pergamon kings always hired mercenaries.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Romans were literally the Nazis of antiquity.

w8t4u
w8t4u

I can't really take anyone who unironically uses the word "holocaust" seriously.
It just stinks of exaggeration.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Like "hecatomb".

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Reminder it's impossible to kill 1.000.000 gauls in 8 years, where are all the bones?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catacombs_of_Paris

5mileys
5mileys

does anyone realize that it was Celts that helped defeat the Galatians
So it wuz celts who defeated other celts?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Very sad. Italy should pay reparations to Bretons, and Welsh.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Yes. The same as it was the Inca that defeat the Inca empire.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Much more than that

viagrandad
viagrandad

celts invade and pillage multiple times
romans finally able to defend themselves
we dindu nothing! we victim! ahh pagan gods that don't exist help us!

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

celts invade and pillage multiple times
preemptive strikes, totally justified.

Emberfire
Emberfire

wtf think of the 6 gorrillion give reparations now Italy

Flameblow
Flameblow

holocaust
lolno, there was not even a significant genetic displacement. in msot of western/central europe--just the creation of a roman heemonny & some cultural assimilation.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

empire

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

"preemptively" sacking rome like 300 years before Caesar enters the picture

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

ITALY PAY REPARATIONS
RIGHT
NOW

Illusionz
Illusionz

Vae Victus

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

So is it just a sensationalist name or does he spend however many hours whinging about the poor celts?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

MUH SIX GORILLION CELTS

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Celts contributed nothing to humanity and had it coming

King_Martha
King_Martha

Except iron working in Europe, at the least.

Spamalot
Spamalot

celtic
holocaust

iluvmen
iluvmen

What do you mean? The Romans didnt get iron working from the celts.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Six hours of ''Celts weren't particularly good, but Caesar was downright evil."

In the end he says that Italians no longer speak Latin but Gaelic is still spoken so the Celts won after all.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Gladius is literally a Celtic sword.
I say this as someone who goes "pffffffffffffffffffffffffft"when someone mentions Celtic """"""""""""""genocide"""""""""""""""

Snarelure
Snarelure

In the end he says that Italians no longer speak Latin but Gaelic is still spoken so the Celts won after all.
lol, wtf
do people really care this much

Emberburn
Emberburn

Probably meant chain mail

Firespawn
Firespawn

Well that's disappointing. Time to wait another six months and hope the next one is interesting.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Their weapons and armor were undoubtedly based off of Gaulish designs, and if I recall correctly the first iron working in Europe was from the Hallstatt culture.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

That happened when the Jews genocided a shit ton of Romans.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kitos_War

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

"Celt" is the stupidest meme word in existence

cum2soon
cum2soon

OMG Caesar was literally Hitlerz!!! What a bait title. You can't compare the extermination of minority groups by Hitler to Caesar's ruthlessness to secure territory and victory. Caesar was a real fascinating figure and recognized a lot in history as a hero and a great man obviously. It's questionable if he was good but it's really bad when these historical figures are compared to our standards today.

Whittling a complex figure like Caesar to evil is amateur hour. What a joke.

askme
askme

preemptive
justified
Pick one and only one

hairygrape
hairygrape

Is he literally retarded? Italian is closer to latin than gaulish is to whatever inbred welsh speak.

Snarelure
Snarelure

It would be fine if notre used by retarded brits who speak english and behave like the english but don't want to be english.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

shut up you salty colonial

TechHater
TechHater

This is what romeaboos actually believe

They were fighting to liberate themselves from Roman tyranny after Roman armies sacked and looted their city a few decades prior.

Inmate
Inmate

Not only that but he is still wrong. Latin is still spoken today and there are probably more schools teaching kids Latin than there are Irish and Welsh schools teaching children Gaelic etc.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

the only reason they ever got treatment any worse than any other group was because they were extremely rowdy, uncooperative, and attempted rebellions every other decade. They weremt treated any worse than any other conquered territory. The romans didnt really go into full-gear "fuck jews" mode until they had dealt with like a hundred years of unrest, and every time they moved legions away to help somewhere else the jews would start genociding nonjews. They were the worst subjects an empire could ask for, and it took literally displacing them to keep the region pacified. If they just played their cards right and stopped being backstabbing pricks every single time the opportunity presented itself, they would have been treated no different than anyone else. Instead they got the gaul treatment because thats what you get for constantly rebelling whenever the military leaves.

If ever a group had something coming, it was the jews.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

This.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Helmets too, but Roman stuff was overal a blend of Celto-Hellenic stuff and not directly lifted from either.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Why do people even listen to this guy? He's an idiot.

Methshot
Methshot

Hadrian did nothing wrong, desu

Snarelure
Snarelure

Bunch of disparate tribal hillbillies under hundreds of different leaders
No overarching government or leader
Empire

Emberfire
Emberfire

a sacrifice consumed by fire

Not everything is about the six million you kike

SniperGod
SniperGod

They killed them with fire, it was literally a holocaust

RumChicken
RumChicken

i hate hitler, but this is totaly true

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

empire of the celtic race
needing a single ruler

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confederation

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

they went to war with each other tho

Techpill
Techpill

kek, neo pagans/celts are pathetic

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

if you've internal disputes then youre not an empire anymore
rome btfo

Emberburn
Emberburn

In the end he says that Italians no longer speak Latin but Gaelic is still spoken so the Celts won after all.
ROMANZ BTFOOO

DeathDog
DeathDog

So did the Romans, the Chinese, the Persians and many other ┬┤empires┬┤

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

celt empire
They are getting desperate

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

You can't compare the extermination of minority groups by Hitler to Caesar's ruthlessness to secure territory and victory.

Yes you can. Hitler would tell you that the removement of jews and what not was to secure power and victory.

FastChef
FastChef

notre
french anon?

takes2long
takes2long

In the end he says that Italians no longer speak Latin but Gaelic is still spoken so the Celts won after all.
that is the worst statement i've ever heard in my life i want to die

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Italian literally is modern Latin wtf

also the branch of celtic that gaulish belonged to has gone completely extinct. gaelic has nothing to do with the gauls. that's like saying babylonian culture never disappeared because people in the middle east still speak arabic which is also a semitic language.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Slovakia
700-100 BC

JunkTop
JunkTop

In the end he says that Italians no longer speak Latin but Gaelic is still spoken so the Celts won after all.
W
E
W

Supergrass
Supergrass

In the end he says that Italians no longer speak Latin but Gaelic is still spoken so the Celts won after all
Italian is way closer to Latin than any extant Celtish is to Gaulish.
Also, Latin so thoroughly destroyed Gaulish, that the modern day Gauls speak fucking French, a Latin derivate.

Spamalot
Spamalot

Yeah, I wouldn't call a confederation an Empire, I'd call it a confederacy.

happy_sad
happy_sad

They deserved it desu.

TreeEater
TreeEater

Nazis were the romans of the contemporary era

Fixed that

whereismyname
whereismyname

top fucking kek

Illusionz
Illusionz

Hitler was a moron so of course he would. Not Caesar.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Thanks, but I'll stick with Titus Pullo and Lucius Vorenus, like all REAL Americans!

girlDog
girlDog

Gaelic is still spoken

wont be in 100 years, I'll tell you that

SniperWish
SniperWish

DARTH VADER
CLINT EASTWOOD
TIME MACHINE
Caesar was fucking awesome

StonedTime
StonedTime

Is that a Zulu shield on his arm?

MPmaster
MPmaster

Yeah, he draws some parallels between their war with the bongs and the gauls against rome, as well as the american indians

girlDog
girlDog

isn't a lot of it from relatively recent revivalism anyways?

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