Post historical people who were CUTE

Find something oddly attractive about her.

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Not hard for women to be qt

How old would he be in that painting? His face looks

painting is "Leopold in 1844", by Franz Xaver Winterhalter

he was born in 1835 so that would make him 9 years old

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Akhenathem had peak performance body.

Absolutely glamorous
>tfw no romanticised cause for being

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>tfw you will never save Maria from the B*lsheviks.
:(

Archeduke Charles as a shota

>when the Habsburg genes go right once a century

I once had an idea of an anime set in the Vendee during the Revolution

it would be interesting to have protagonists who were diehard Catholics and monarchists fighting a bunch of Jacobin atheist republican in the French countryside and old stone towns

i cringed

This thread made gay t b h

diamonds

She's a qt in a soldier uniform

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Goddamn he aged harsh

Obligatory

i was hoping no one would remind me

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>wow these idealized paintings of famous historical figures sure do look handsome, they must have actually looked like that!

Why am I so interested in looking at men's faces(more that women's) I'm not remotely attracted to them sexually though, strange

because we actually have features, bitches are all perfectly rounded-out, have no chins or jawlines, its just a smooth surface from cheek to neck, like a fat guy only not necessarily fat. Then they cover up whatever unique features they actually do have with makeup so theres nothing left.

literally who are you quoting?

this thread and everyone in it who think the actual historical figures looked anything like these paintings

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Gay? It's okay, but, i mean

There's some truth to it, especially when wigs were standard. And they really did dress magnificently.

s-shut up

im referencing the facial features, which are obviously idealized forms with perfect facial structure.

Baby faced beta

Doesn't look bad

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>tumblr filename
>faggot
checks out

I have that kind of hair, but i look like an italic.

The paintings definitely show a "perfect" version of the person it depicts, but it's still depicting a real person.

yes, its inaccurately depicting a real person, just like a simpsons cameo "depicts" a celebrity. Whats your point exactly?

Nicky was the cutest.

They're probably not more inaccurate than modern heavily edited celebrity pictures.

Except that theyre cartoons...

I ask again, whats your point?

Looks like Reviewbrah.

what exactly is YOUR point? you've made half a dozen posts attacking idealized portraits. do you actually think anyone here believes the paintings are completely true to reality? you're arguing against a strawman.

He was sickly yellow as if constantly sick, with blemished skin and bowed head and murder eyes with the whites of his eyes visible under his pupils, and smelled like shit.. In short, he wasn't.

They're cartoons trying to be realistic, not going out of their way to look different. This is how people tried to capture important people and events before photography.

the simpsons in no way has ever intended to accurately depict celebrities. They even have that disclaimer. They definitely do go out of their way to make them look different, theyre cartoons for fuck's sake.

Artists did not always idealize the person they were drawing, embellishment is not a necessary aspect of a portrait. Some people made photorealistic portraits, others made propaganda like that napoleon one. There is a difference.

Another difference is the difference between an actual portrait involving a person being drawn for 6 hours, and some guy just making a propaganda painting about an event that already happened. The OP features the latter.

>the simpsons in no way has ever intended to accurately depict celebrities

I was talking about the paintings in this thread.

Also. Here's a contemporary and less idealized depiction of Napoleon. Not very different from the OP.

Not terrible looking. He looks like some of the better Br*ts

Veeky Forums can any of you help me out. I remember seeing a Russian anarchist from the end of the czarist era, probably 1880s at the earliest, definitely pre-WW1. She was a total qt.

Not a lot to go on m8, but here's a qt russian anarchist.

I know, sorry, I just remember her from a Russian history class I took like 8 years ago now and I'll be damned if I'm gonna find the notes from that.

She was younger, darker hair

Maybe this one?

YES

that is an extremely idealized painting, and also not a portrait. He's depicted with perfect facial structure and is literally holding a flag in a battle. That is like the definition of romanticism.

W-What a dapper fellow, r-right guys?

Not to be rude but these aren't qts

i'll fuckin' gut you if you ever talk shit about my qt 3.14 russian socialist assassin again

He could of made it if he shaved the stache and maybe his eyebrows a bit.

Lad, there's nothing wrong with wanting to get your boipussy pounded out by Henri.

Tuyen shouldered 95 kilograms of anti-aircraft artillery shells (more than double her body weight) that she ferried to soldiers in trucks heading south. When a Western journalist later questioned her feat, she recalled how she proved him wrong. "He didn't believe that such a small person like me could shoulder such a heavy burden," she said. "I persuaded him by picking up a sack of potatoes and a sack of rice that together had a total weight of 105kg."

He was ugly. Josephine used to make fun of him with her roastie friends until he became famous. Even then she cheated on him. Nappy was a "id take a bullet for you"-type beta.

What do you think her arms were like under those clothes?

It was probably more her back and thighs, plus low center of gravity.

We had little guys in our platoon when I was in the army that could hump heavy shit all day.

It's the confidence.

This is true. But then after he found out about Josephine's affair (which everyone besides Napoleon was aware of) he took one of his officer's wives as a mistress, then returned to France and made Josephine beg for his forgiveness. Then she apparently fell in love with him and took no more lovers, while he took numerous mistresses. They had a surprisingly healthy relationship, all things considered, and they remained close friends after Napoleon remarried.

His facial features are consistent. What might be touched up is his skin, how clean or pristine other things.

Also a painting can be romantic without having the people in it idealized.

Still smug.

You'll ruin it

youre so fucking retarded I cant believe youre actually still shitting out nonresponses hours later just to get the last word. You are an utterly retarded, proud, hopeless cunt that cant admit the two romanticized pictures he posted are in fact extremel6 innaccurate, idealized, romanticized, and whatever fucking word you want to use to describe the concept of making a man look larger than life in a painting, that is not what napoleon looked like, those are obviously idealized facial features that would be home on a roman statue. Just shut the fuck up and sit down nobody should have to rrad one more retarded shitfling from you, we've had enough of it this thread already

holy shit
how autistic does someone have to be to throw a tantrum over idealized paintings?

kill yourself, how autistic do you have to be to not be able to admit you were totally wrong on multiple points throughout the conversation and just glossed over everything so you could shit out more empty bullshit. fuck off you could have just admitted you were wrong but instead we're here 24 hours later becauss you are too stupid to realize youre anonymous and you could have just stopped posting. People like you are the absolute worst.

maybe theyre consistent because propaganda artists throughout european history have always given leaders idealized roman faces because everyone, especially the french, were romaboo as fuck. Maybe youre fucking retarded.

i'm not that guy desu

Jean Chardin - 'Boy playing cards'

Chădpitanul

Caligula :3

Also with his qt wife

>Young Stalin is cu-

That's ok man she's a qt3.14 too.

the one and only

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duke of wellington

Impressed no one posted Napoleon Jr.

Would be cute if not for the psycho eyes

Someone post the not retouched Soviet propaganda version.

Who this?

This

This in particular

Also this

Audrey Hepburn

It's just a painting of a fictional character, but damn...