Waifu Thread

Claim your historical waifus.

Katharina von Bora

CLAIMED

for pure hotness

CLAIMED

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Patrician taste.

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>luther actually had a wife

wew things just got fucking extra heretical

what a joke of a man

No, he had a concubine. Their marriage was invalid. They'd both taken prior vows of celibacy to God. Their relationship was fornication.

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I dispute your claim on the grounds that Jehanne is my waifu for laifu

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>that cheek blush

Were byzantines the first weebs?

Step aside

fuck off

I claimed her first, faget

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Can I claim a husbando?

dammit...

ok then i'm claim her

>Fornication relationship
maximum heresy

>the current year
>not claiming Sugar Cube

What's the story behind this picture?

Why did she cut off the dude's head?

Turns out he was catholic.

She's playing dress up as Judith. It was relatively popular. Here's a Jewess as Yael.

Isabel loves Jeanne D'Arc

STAY BACK THE PRINCESS IS MINE

fpbp

LAUREN
BACALL

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>Jew

Claiman random qt

Anyone else just really want a shy but pretty peasant girl from medieval Europe? This is my fantasy honestly.

Nobody touch my poofy Danish princess.

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would you be whisking her away from her humble origins or also be living as a quaint but happy peasant in this fantasy?

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Live a peaceful life as a moderately successful landowner. Not rich enough that i would be a snobby noble, poor enough that she and I would have to interact with the serfs and farmers. One big happy family ^_^

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that aesthetic is what made me appreciate Rousseau's Emile

I mean, i would never give up my modern life for the reality of that fantasy.
Despite the modern idealization of rural life back then, wasn't it always very fucking hard living for anyone in the lower class?

Think of all that stank from hard work and the gigantic bush they'd have since shaving wasn't a thing back then.

Claimed.

You act like that's a bad thing

pubic hair doesn't look bad on women so long as they groom it

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>tfw no time machine to save her

JADWIGA IS CLAIMED

>not posting pregnant Anne Frank

fag

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Why she is smug?

AAAAAAAAAAAAA fuck you fuck you fuck you

She's the king

How did the men feel when Joan ran out the camp Thots?

>dykes

You can have all of them.

Samurai Waifu best Waifu

CLAIMED

FUCK

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>Olga will never wage genocide for you
why even die

Y'all is small time. St Barbara is my waifu

at least chose an actual one

>at least choose an actual one
*posts actress*

Börte

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Eleanor of Aquitaine

How I would ravish her, also she's mine.

best

LEAVE IMMEDIATLY.

>all of your waifus are dead

>used goods

Caring about that is virgin-tier, user. You need toRESPCET WOMEN more

Enjoy your wife's son dude.

u go grrll

>not posting the pasta
This guy right here

HERESY

>implying we still need the pasta

We've graduated to writefagging whole novellas about a heavily pregnant Anne Frank in very compromising and very sexual situations .

Claimed.

CLAIMED

Oh empress, my empress.

Wew lad

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Is all yours user

You can see the destined outcome even while looking at her teenage vintage photo. Mistakes like this can be avoided. Be careful when chosing waifus, anons.

>He doesn't want to grow old with his waifu
>complains about how my choice looks as of now while most people are posting waifus who are unrecognizable ashes or skeletons at the moment

God I love imagining her decadently lounging around, being pampered by servants while millions of men die in the muck of the trenches, something she uses to turn herself on before schlicking.

>Claim your historical waifu

nest ferch rhys

>Waifuing a slavaboo who cucked her husband.
Autisim speaks. We should listen.

>Commie
Neck yourself.

fuck you nigger I wanted her

She was to pure for this world.

Fucking Bolsheviks.

>regular Anne Frank and pregnant Anne Frank already claimed

FUCK

>grown men unironically masturbating to women in historical paintings

This is even worse than fapping to 2D Gook cartoons, at least the gook cartoons are properly drawn.

No I'm not new here, just a sperglord.

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>implying I don't fap to lewds of my waifu

Moй ниггep!

I r8
Baguette nigger
Probably a slut
Actually pretty nice
Slavaboo who married an autist
GOD-TIER
No depth perception
G*rman
I see the appeal, but you're still a faggot for falling for this meme.

See

>probably a slut
actually the archduke of Austria and queen of hungary from 1740-1780

Death to all Jacobins.

I prefer Maria

Fuck off.

What about husbandos?

Sure. Here's history's first Big Boss, claimed.