Funny arms and emblems thread!

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These are awesome.

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future german coat of arms

WE

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>3 leeches on a shield

hot

kek

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> At least 15 percent of all Hungarian personal arms include the severed head of a Turk

very nice

>the noble house of jerkchicken.

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Whatvthe fuck is going on with this dude anyways? What's the shield supposed to represent?

>my coat of arms is gonna be a hot blonde slut

Total lad

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Who comes up with this shit?

We have the Black Prince's stupid Lion helmet, so we have some idea of what this dumb bullshit looked like

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>4 severed moor heads and a cross
think again

He's a cripple with an amputated foot. Those little wooden knee braces and handles were given to cripples so they could walk around the ground without hurting themselves. You see them all the time in Medieval art.
The Shield is probably the Shield of a local aristocrat

Another example

Oh... that's original...

But they still implied that WE...

Who will win?

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It's the coat of arms of the town of Kröpelin in North Germany. The symbol comes from the similiarity to the word for cripple in German: Krüppel

AHHH NOT THE BEES

>lets find a symbol that represents our community

>literally choking a chicken

Who the fuck made all this silly shit?

Did people believe this looked rad or did they believe nobility to be shit looking posh fags but didn't have the balls to tell them?

Total panty dropper, dude.

I think helmets like that were mainly used at tournamants,, which like say the Ascot today, were also for fashion statements and making oneself recognizable. The coat of arms was an identifier on battlefields or other places and had an actual function, so yeah I guess they used to think stuff like that looked rad and compared to other fashion trends, it's not that bad

Well the lions look specially retarded.

>t. Fish Knight

>someone expended a lot of silver painting this

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I'm very curious about the life of Wachsmut von Kunzigen now.

de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wachsmut_von_Künzingen
Can anyone read Kraut? Google Translate can't into German, apparently

he was a medieval love poet/singer in today's luxemburg. not much about his life is known and the article doesn't give any useful information. he probably lived in the first half of the 13th century.

He was from Luxembourg, did mix tapes and some lyrics for the codex manesse. He was a compulsive masturbator and because of the smell the lads called him fish head.

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>meow!

>filename

Today I learned that furries did exist at least since the 12th century.

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Row, row, row your boat,
Gently down the stream
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
Life is but a dream

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Someone post the fish helm

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nice

lolwut?

DUDE WEED LMAO

Niggermoors GET OUT

There has to be a story behind this.

I need to know who the fuck had this as his coat of arms

Wachstedt does, apparently

Got any problem lion boi?

Now we're talking.

>Catholic Kings conquer Granada and expulse all the muslims, but they're reasonable and allow those who convert to stay
>two royal generations later ungrateful proto-ottoman crypto muslims chimp for literally no reason
>cowardly they attack a town with only women, children and old people
>they get BTFO, Islam suffers one of it's worst defeats ever at the hands of a young lady trowing bee nests

You can't Jihad bees, they are the true heirs of Merovech

WUZ
BEHEADIN
MOORS

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Please someone shop Costanza on his face. I haven't installed CS6 yet

WERE DA SEA PEOPLEZ

WAIT A TICK

This is funny in a tragic kind of way.
Yeah, these are like clipart digital reproductions. They probably used the same naked lady model.

This has to be fake.

It's a old Sámi spirit of the fishes that would come and fuck up fishermens nets if they talk shit about fishes

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