Who was the biggest Virgin in history?
Who was the biggest Virgin in history?
James Parker
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Oliver Jackson
Marcel Proust
Josiah Smith
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Connor Jones
The Popes.
Isaiah Peterson
Hitler
>Too much of a pussy to talk to his crush; always said he'd talk to her "tomorrow"
>Failed artists
>Failed Beer Hall Putsch
>Wrote a shitty little book that everyone ignored until he forced them all to read it ten years later
>Too insecure to just rule Germany, had to expand
>Lose
>Commits suicide in his underground bunker instead of going out in a blaze of glory
Mason Cooper
OP
Henry Miller
Jesus
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Angel Roberts
This.
James Diaz
Jace Cruz
Kaiser Wilhelm II
Daniel Wright
Not in all of history but pic related is up there.
>won the popular vote in '76 but got outmaneuvered by CHADS Conkling and Hayes
>died an old recluse and literal virgin
Hudson Miller
You're like the caps lock guy but a bit more sane
Nolan Jenkins
Emperor Claudius. Post the greentext image.
Literally dropped all his spaghetti and started crying and having a panic attack when he found out he was going to be emperor.
Gabriel Watson
>You're like the caps lock guy but a bit more sane
I don't know who the "caps lock guy" is. I'm so sane I've been appointed God on Earth no matter who denies it.
Adrian Collins
>Alexander VI
>Virgin
lmao
Christopher Reed
How does virgin mary get pregnant?
Jonathan Nelson
>Issue
>Wilhelm, German Crown Prince
>Prince Eitel Friedrich of Prussia
>Prince Adalbert of Prussia
>Prince August Wilhelm of Prussia
>Prince Oskar of Prussia
>Prince Joachim of Prussia
>Princess Viktoria Luise, Duchess of Brunswick
Aiden Baker
Hitler got lots of pussy bro.
Don't hate the playa hate the game.
Colton Martin
it's a miracle I aint gotta explain shit
Owen Lee
>yfw the Chad superpower was defeated by a literal virgin
Sebastian Howard
SHUSH
Ayden King
FPBP FPBP
Isaac Nguyen
>wife is a complete whore
>fucks half the Senate and the slaves behind his back
>had a contest with a prostitute to fuck as the most men in a single day and she won
>Claudius had no idea about any of this
>he only found out after his wife literally married another man in a lavish public ceremony while Claudius was in a neighboring town
>when he finally learned about it he hesitated to punish her
>someone else had to issue the execution for him
He even looks like the virgin too
Jack Anderson
how'd she get knocked up mr philosopher?
Lucas Morgan
angel gabriel sucked g*d's d-ck then spat the sp3rm into mary's v@gina
Michael Rodriguez
i only know OP is wrong, because I know Trump walks just like this.
Noah Gutierrez
The thing you described here fit most disciplined ppl, but prob not some lazy fks who lives in the country side.
William Lopez
>recessed jaw
>big nose
>low set cheek bones
its OVER
Jose Sanchez
Elizabeth the First of England, literally the Virgin Queen.
Ian Martin
...
Landon James
Jesus
Owen Garcia
You.
Justin Ramirez
Charles XII
>spent his childhood playing with sleds and hunting bears with the boys
>runs away from Saxon courtesans
>can only sleep on a flat plank or with his head in an officer's lap pillow
>normalfag generals ruin his chances at beating Peter "Emperor of all the Chads" the Great because their sex filled minds can't comprehend strategy
Noah Cooper
sounds like /ourguy/ to me
Nathaniel Ramirez
>search Charles II
>not a single mention
Anthony Perry
Is there any evidence he actually got laid?
Grayson Wood
Thomas Phillips
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Chase Richardson
Don't dishonor him. The guy could get any woman he wanted, but he himself said they weren't worth it.
Ethan Scott
>virginity is a bad thing maymay
Samuel Kelly
rubbish, he was a sperg with a oneitis, "father" of all STEM students
Zachary Butler
HOW IS VIRGINITY A "DISHONOUR", ACCORDING TO YOU?
DO NOT PROJECT YOUR OWN PREJUDICES ONTO VIRGINITY.
BESIDE, IT IS OVERLY PROBABLE THAT NIKOLA TESLA WAS INDEED A VIRGIN.
Owen Cooper
>gave birth to jesus' younger siblings
>they got retconned into non-blood related after pope got upset that his waifu is a slut
Daniel Miller
Shut the fuck up
Kayden Wilson
We will never know
Lucas Rogers
And? Virgins shouldn't be shamed, it's a virtue.
Brody Ward
Mein Kampf was outselling bible by 1932
Christian Nelson
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Levi Wood
Yeah, I wonder why. It's not like Hitler was at the head of a totalitarian state, right?
Owen Turner
you
Easton Hall
both made poor decisions
Justin Torres
This is not what being a Chad is about, the point is how they've made said decisions.
Caleb Flores
Isaac Newton, easily the biggest wizard of all time
John Nelson
...
Easton Morgan
One of the guys who killed Guevara thought that he got his asthma from the Che himself.
Ian Adams
>he is so retardpilled that he genuinely can't see how the Nazi regime was a totalitarian state
Ahah.
Justin Thomas
...
Aiden Anderson
Hitler wasn't the head of a totalitarian state in 1932.
Aiden Cooper
...
Luis Russell
>please don't shoot me
>chad death
Austin Brown
kaiser Joseph II was beta as fuck
Luis Martinez
Isaac Newton
Bentley Murphy
How the fuck do you interpret his final words as please don't shoot me?
Zachary Rogers
>the biographer Jon Lee Anderson reports Bolivian Sergeant Bernardino Huanca's account: that as the Bolivian Rangers approached, a twice-wounded Guevara, his gun rendered useless, threw up his arms in surrender and shouted to the soldiers: "Do not shoot! I am Che Guevara and I am worth more to you alive than dead."[215]
Jose Davis
>Not his final words
"I know you've come to kill me. Shoot, coward, you are only going to kill a man."
>His final words
Owen Ramirez
At least the edgy nostradamus studerstood they going to kill him.
Justin Turner
>studerstood
What did he mean by this?
Aaron Diaz
>studerstood
Fuck I mean understood.
Camden Morales
You.