User is cool

all history is fake i am God and everyone on earth has only been here for only like less than two centuries

The golden spiral, it is true.

MUH OLD HAG
kill yourself, shitposting niggerbastard

It's barely even close to the golden spiral
the spiral would result in a lopsided ass

why are the mods on this board so utterly incompetent

Hi God. So, why'd you make things like intestinal parasites?

honestly I prefer this kind of shitposting to having more modern politics threads

Well its better then Turks shitting up the thread with their normal parasitic behavior in most threads.

The rules of this universe that would need to be changed to preclude intestinal parasites would also preclude other things of value.

I unironically prefer this over any post by the orangutan.