Why is German history so.....cool

Why is German history so.....cool

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it's meme-tier history. The rudimentary civilisation of sedentary settlements/tribal nomads of the pre-Islamic Arabian Peninsula is far more interesting

uhm sweetie have you forgotten about the six million already?

Can you really claim you're a Deutschboo if you can't name every beautiful border porn piece of the HRE? HUH OP?

>tfw Lorraine and Poland will never be Germany's again

You mean the German history that starts in 1871 and ends in 1945
Because outside of that, it basically revolves around being humiliated by France, Sweden, Russia, Poland...etc

Yeah, it's pretty cool

Poland was never german, parts of it where.
The fuck are you talking about. And german history is indeed so cool because its a constant struggle for a place in the sun. Constantly competing with england and france. Had to be pulled together from various little states and of course the whole prussia aspect, which is the people most foreigners think of when they think of "german efficency" and "work morality"
Its what we germans call "Preußische Tugenden" the prussian virtue.

t. german

I liked the part when it was a Soviet puppet and an American puppet.

German history:
>Let's turn all our neighbours in into the enemies and invade them.

>Was an american puppet

i got news for you, we still are.

Nice history knowledge well memed cleetus.

Germany? Like the nazis?

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>hating your own country this much
Germans are so fucking pathetic lmao.

where did I write that I hate my country mate?

>not wanting to conquer well deserved Lebensraum

>larping as a german
Patethic as fuck.

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MERCY GRABS THE HAND OF RIGHTEOUSNESS

The Lebensraum thing was mostly an excuse to shit all over russia because they were too dangerous for the german nation. We had plenty of Lebensraum, especially after Austria joined the Reich.

Oh no you don't

I always loved way Prussia-Posen-Silesia look when tacked onto Germany, pretty damn aesthetic.

Shows that its supposed to be like that.
I really thank the poles for keeping the former german cities pretty and clean, that architecture needs to be kept for future generations.
Its how europe and especially my country and neighbours should look like.

Shut the fuck up.

Easy fella, I'm just saying I like how it looks.

What is the deal with Olsztyn? Why does it have so autistic borders?

BEcause its unnatural and feels unwell and wants to be german :^)

>those territories were polish for more than germany exists
>they are german

Until the late 19th century, Germany was generally the one getting invaded (well in the 20th century too, but this time after the fierce fight at least....)