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Fucking modern art these days I swear. This shit will never go down in history like classics such as Og's story about killing a cave bear with a rock.

thicc

It's 15,000 BC and you're roasting a boar with your m8s when a pack of protodogs pick up the scent and walk up to your camp.

You want to kill them all indiscriminately for food but your m8 insists that you only kill the aggressive ones and allow the more placid ones to breed because he is convinced traits such as aggression and friendliness can be passed through the generations.

Who is in the wrong here?

She's visibly 13 spring old maximum user, that's underage cave porn.

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It's 15,000 BC and you're hunting a boar with your m8s and only manage to injure it before it gets away when a pack of protodogs pick up the scent, catch up to it and bring it down, you scare off the dogs, pick up the boar and take it to your camp.

You want to eat all the boar but your m8 insists that you present some as an offering to the benevolent animal spirits who helped you catch the boar, the friendly protodogs are willing to approach you to take the meat. Soon the protodogs accompany you whenever you go out hunting and the friendly ones are more likely to survive and reproduce, soon they are pretty much living in your camps.

Who is in the wrong here?

Aggressice protodogs for being alpha virgins and not realizing homo sapians= more bitchs
Beta chads allways wins

Those berry-picking numales don't deserve our wealth. Things will never be as good as they were when our grandfayhers hunted mammoths.

>still believing in the caveman meme

Oog put penis in zarg's butt
Penis belong in oogette's hole
Oog dumb and angering the ancient spirit fathers

Who gave birth to the Great Mother?

Thinkgen.cavepainting

Yes, though Chaddoggo was not a beta, the other dogs were too scared to approach the humans and were the true betas.

What if it was a giant invisible snake?

We must gather a lot of red berries and feed them to the shaman. Maybe he'll find the answer in his dreams.

By 'we must gather' I obviously mean telling Ogda to do it.

What tribe are you from? 13 is prime age when stealing a bride.

Ayo where the Cromagnon women at

I have a great idea! Why should we go and hunt all day instead of keeping animals IN our settlements and then letting them breed with each other? We will get BOTH food AND will have to worry less about getting it so we can do other stuff...like...how do I say this...
Imagine a cave, but outside, it's wall made of wood and roof made of straw, also fire isn't overrated

t. Liberal

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Ug thinks thats a dumb idea

United Caves...

cavegirl say we dumb caveman cavemansplaining how into live on cave cavegirl want share with erectus man she say all man made equal which sound dumb dumb girl not realize caveman stronger than cavegirl so not equal dumb cavegirl.
i saw erectus dumb dont think about past or future just now erectus dumb and caveman smart but girl say I raycis and leave with erectus man
caveman blood now impure with erectus dumb cock but cant say because cavegirl like big erectus snu snu.
so caveman just stare at cave painting and milk cock by self and very sad :(

Me Torr. Help get moo moos

hoho is funny when we do this in salt grock /k/ave

>so caveman just stare at cave painting and milk cock by self and very sad :(
Harharhar

Quick question: How do we actually know that neanderthals were dumber than us? Our current logic is like saying that since the Iroquois were replaced by European settlers, that they NATURALLY had lower IQs. It doesn't make sense.

"white people"

> tfw no clubbed slave

Still objectively more attractive that negroids.

guys, maybe we can train horses to pull us on carts so can get around faster

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DELETE THIS

>implying 13 spring isn't best time for smush smush

Me bet you like big boogas on wungas too

Great Mother come from Great Mother Mother, obviously

>he question Great Mother
*tips fedora*

but uggu, dat mean there must be mother of mother of mother of mother forever for many moons! caveman confuse not sure how can be

>zorgan think sex makes babbys
laughingforestnymphs.rockpeg

Hey guys, can I join?

My niggas,

Why does though live like beasts?

Behold, we hath built for us a paradise. Buildings hundreds of feet tall, food for all. Come, bask in our glory.

We will pay you for labor, just don't settle too close to us. You are low IQ, clearly.

*BʰN̥ǴʰUS

Unga bunga motha fuga. Bix nood. Where all your Black women at. Why you studying the stars and building cities, strong man gets most meat and rapes!

Plebs

Haha dont you have to go to shaman and give all mammoth meat for mass spearing wounds stupid bunger

You come from mother, and you mother have mother, and mother of mother have mother too! Keep going for many moons, just like us. New Moon Mother appear on strange day when sky go dark, me tell you

t. longnose tribe

Me have idea. Oog make up bunch of silly questions. Oog only tell Oog and Oog tribe answers. When Nigoog tries to move into tribe, Oog uses questions to prove that Oog make smarter children. Oog call it Intelligence Questions. Or I.Q.

Maybe Oogette fall for it and mate with Oog and not Nigoog.

Why?

Unga bunga Rockstop

You lost to gooks, Aatu.

Hahaha you're retarded. Why don't you go suck on a cow's teat while you're at it lmao

Did you not read the unabomber's manifesto in the 90s back when this was all over the news? His whole agenda was mailing bombs to people and then saying he'd stop if Industrial Society and Its Future (his manifesto where he explained industrialization / socialization were a disaster for mankind and needed to be dismantled) were published in a major newspaper and the Washington Times published it. The joke is that the one user posted about inventing society which would be the beginning of everything Ted Kaczynski hated.

>40,000 bc
>not doing staring sticks

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He is not primitivist, a luddite instead

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