Invents society

/an/ I guess. Maybe Veeky Forums too.

Thanks will check those out.

>Yfw you can't mindless follow and protect your thicc queen with just smell her pheromones.

>no written language
>no music

Where were you when you realized ants have a shit tier society?

If Ants are the Western World, who are the cockroaches?

Turks of course

What about the Persians, Japanese, Chinese, Egyptians, Arabs, etc...?

>japan
moths that are attracted to light (western and chinese civilizaiton
>china
industrious bees
>egyptians
scarab beetles
>arabs, persians
leeches :^)
>indians
dung beetles

Tap Tap scritch was the greatest track of all time you fucking slug

>>no written language
>whips out typical eurangutan argument
incas were a more advanced civilization than europe and they wrote with braids fucker.

also why need written languge when you can communicate through smell

Ants don't make sense lmao they're lower level NPCs the simulation didn't allocate enough resources to make sense and a render a framework for why and how they do what they do

>the simulation didn't allocate enough resources to make sense and a render a framework for why and how they do what they do
what part about them confuses you?

obviously this is because they're all females

That's a Simpsons episode you mong.

>dude pheromones induce complex behavior in entities that barely even a real central nervous system
ALL OF IT

IT'S BULLSHIT I TELLS YA

>writting
>not just using smells
Pathetic

does the scorpion ever die in these fights? it seems like it stinger makes it OP as fuck

put it up against one of those honey badgers. Even if the badger goes down, he might even bite the stinger off completely

>command economy
commie spotted, so you're going to push some kind of "command economy is found in nature therefore planned economy and therefore communism"?

Ants are absolute monarchists that practice brutal feudalism in any event.

i was joking, calm the fuck down. as it is, all ideologues try to find their political systems in nature.

THE ROME OF ANTS

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you think thats big? this skyscraper is built by fucking termites
>have autism
>express it specifically in an ant thread in Veeky Forums's historical board
lol

>absolute monarchy
Nope. Insect queens don't actually have any sort of authority or control over their colonies. They just produce baby insects, that's it. It's not like they can direct armies of insects to attack you on a whim or something.

what about army ants? i'm asking this as a person ignorant of ants btw

>millions of years
Dude, China is not that old.

This statement couldn't be more wrong
totaliterian socialist state is the best description probably, the queen releases pheromones which often dictate how the colony acts. Especially in raiding ants
Coup d'etats happen among some species, when the ants feel the queen is not useful or sick/aging. They immediately kill/remove her and replace her.

>the queen releases pheromones
You know that's not a conscious behavior, right? Saying queens control their colonies with pheromones is like saying you controlled the people around you to call 911 by having an epileptic seizure.

>Especially in raiding ants
Coup d'etats happen among some species, when the ants feel the queen is not useful or sick/aging. They immediately kill/remove her and replace her.
so elective monarchy propped up by an authoritarian military junta?

Monarchies aren't socialists though

>leeches
>Persians

When a queen bee dives, the females put in the breeding role will fight to the death over who will command the rest of the colony and kill their sisters. Sounds pretty fucking totalitarian to me.

perhaps we subconsciously do and that is why seizures are such a violent affair

>Saying queens control their colonies with pheromones is like saying you controlled the people around you to call 911 by having an epileptic seizure.
damn user you're good

Truly superior.
Totalitarian just means it tries to control every single aspect of life, even the day to day things. It's not necessarily violent.

you said dung beetles twice

arabs and the persians got all their ideas from india or ancient thought desu (all arab philosophy being derivative of aristotle and plato)

Truly superior.
Totalitarian just means it intends to control every single aspect of life, even the day to day things. It's not necessarily violent.

woops i forgot that scarabs were also dung beetles. I hesitated to make the connection because the egyptians depicted scarabs a lot and that raises the question why they depicted shit beetles so much (i'm guessing cause they're aesthetic, but still)

And than the Greeks pretty much burrowed everything
And than the Romans followed
By your shitty logic everything west of India are leech colonies

>And than the Greeks pretty much burrowed everything
they really didn't. maybe early greek philosophers because a lot of their shit was mathematical and astronomical speculation influenced by the babylonians and egyptians. maybe material cultural influence, artistic and SOME literary influence too. But their thought was quite original, as far as i know.
Romans' political, cultural, legal and administrative legacy are huge, though a lot of their ideas were derived from Greece. But they did make original contributions to humans progress. Arabs and persians made some scientific and medical advances, so they must be given credit where its due. iirc they also innovated in financial and mercantile transactions but they nowhere near matched the european advances here. i'd say most of all though the arabs and persians were useful mediators from east to west, as they brought over indian astronomy, number systems, navigational techniques, gunpowder, silk and paper from the east (some of these inventions coming from china), no to mention essential introduction of flora (indispensible to the development of the Atlantic economy) such as rice, sugar and cotton

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>discussing history=nationalism
Congrats you made me a nationalist with that retarded reply user

t. the rootless cosmopolitan whore

If only more people on this board truly understood this.
YOU.
ARE.
NOT.
ALONE.
GET.
ALONG.
GROW.
THE.
FUCK.
UP.
HELP.
ONE.
ANOTHER.
SURVIVE.
ANOTHER.
NIGHT.
IN.
THIS.
VAST.
SPACE.

people actually get caught up with ((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((race))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) and (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((nationality)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Men who claim their race has done better than the next in this day and age has not done a fucking thing for his fellow man.

lemme guess
You're American?

Nope, but don't matter to you very much, right? pendejo.

Good, otherwise I would have been forced to kill you.

haha edgelord and why do you have a hate boner with the burgers? self-hatred?

What you call edge, I call righteousness. Americans are pigs. Their "culture" a blight upon the Earth. They must be removed from this world entirely with extreme prejudice.

youtube.com/watch?v=5rnOt7JcMWM

>Europenas.

Hmm... and what exactly do you hate about american "culture"?

You are retarded.

The fact that it exists at all is an affront to all that is good in the world.

yes, but what do you hate precisely? you don't hate a thing just because exist, right? is their political system, their economy or their history?

my ant-cestor :)

Thanks, ants. Thants.

Bless you, ants. Blants.

it is kinda crazy...ants legit have like the most complicated social structure or some thing like that on earth aside from humans...i for one welcome our ant overlords

ants have evolved beyond gay races...there are only those who are ant...and those who are not.

Be grateful its an american dick. It could be a russian or chinese dick, then you'd really know what an evil empire is like.

nigger ants kill each other if theyre from different tribes. They have ant wars and shit. I used to capture ants and put them near ants from another queen and watch them kill each other, theyre even more tribal than we are.

ad hom tbhwyf

You sound more tribal/animalistic than them.

Ants are super racist. Have you never seen red ants and black ants fighting? Ants will fight to the death the very moment they see an ant of another race.

>i for one welcome our ant overlords
YOU HAD ONE SHOT AND YOU BLEW IT
>I for one welcome our new insect overlords

i can meet a guy from anywhere in the world and coexist with him, because I do that every day. I live in LA, home to virtually every group of people on the planet. Ants have no relationships that go beyond their isolated setup. They dont establish diplomacy with other ant queens, they dont trade. Humans are tribal but also have the capacity to trascend it. Ants cant, theyre just dumb ants.

Humans: 1
Ants: 0

tbf communism would work quite well if people were less like people and more like ants.

palawan stag beetle was unbeatable, ate up scorpions and wasps

Why does criticism of communism always have to fall down to "muh human nature" in some way or shape?

my ant-sister

Brutal

How could a creature without a brain have any kind of conscious action? Are you retarded?

>descendants of apex predators
>one of the first land animal
>first land animal on Gondwana
>spans every continent except Antarctica
>most expensive animal by value (Scorpion Venom is worth $39,000,000 per gallon)
>ancient ancestors were 2.5 metres and 70-90 cm and were the largest of arthropods
>armor plating like a knight that glows in UV light allowing them to use their entire shell as an eye along with already light sensitive eyes and vibration sensing hairs
>aesthetic as fuck
>has three weapons naturally built in to fuck any animal's shit up
>while other arthropods have goliaths and kings scorpions have glorious EMPERORS
>best monstergirl, wife and mother
Why are they so perfect? How can other arthropods even compete?

>bragging about 2.5 long cockroach ancestor

lmaoing at land animals

because it destroys it.

>endangered
>captured and their fins eaten by land animals
>strongest of them get fucked over and eaten by fucking dolphins
>not worth anything compared to scorpions
>existed for a less amount of time than scorpions
the absolute state of sharklets

>ants live in a society made of classes
>"haha communism guys amiright"
Educate yourself you fucking autist

Ant society is not comparable to human society you fucking autists. They don't have a political system, they're a hive mind.

The reason humans are superior is that we can be effective on our own. Ants just shit themselves when they go off their predetermined path.

This kills the ants

I think your the autist here user

you're*

Western white man:

The lion: big, strong, Smart, passionate, leader

Chinks:

The ants: soul less, cruel, industrious, without individuality

The black man:

The chimpanzee: passionate, funny,?aggressive, tribal, violent, agile

They're not a hive mind. No one in this thread understands politics or ants.

Where do i unsub from this blog? :^)

You don't know how ad hominems work either apparently.

Aside from Yellow Crazy Ants, ants will kill any ants trying to enter the colony that are not native to it though.

Yeah, but what is their tax policy?