You have access to Satoshi Nakomoto's account on Bitcointalk

eGremlin
eGremlin

You have access to Satoshi Nakomoto's account on Bitcointalk.
What is the first message you post?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

I'll probably just shill all the coins I own.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

BTC isn't getting taken over by kikes trust me, sell BCC

viagrandad
viagrandad

bilu

happy_sad
happy_sad

I'd shill the shit out of tierion and dump my whole live savings into it.

massdebater
massdebater

guys I don't know what happened. I was fucking around with blockchains when suddenly my computer crashed and my wallet.dat got deleted. If anyone wants to help me recover my savings my btc address is

1BF3QtSZP1jpsBSfid9WrEdtcT4VBE4XNf

RumChicken
RumChicken

Nice sob story fag.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Who the fuck is actually buying at these prices? What the fuck is wrong with you people?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

neo > btc

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

minister me
BUY BITBEAN

Nojokur
Nojokur

DGB is the future.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

pic related

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

1BF3QtSZP1jpsBSfid9WrEdtcT4VBE4XNf
undelete it then.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

I made this crap for shits and giggles and you faggots are actually buying it for $4.7k?

WebTool
WebTool

Just a warning: over the course of the next few days, I will be selling all my coins.
Then open immediately open a massive short and start linking the post here and on leddit.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Bitcoin core was a mistake

eGremlin
eGremlin

Nice arse

Supergrass
Supergrass

Are traps gay?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

I am Tyler Durden.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

If I logged into my account on Bitcoin talk?

I'd tell them that the experiment is over. The NSA thanks everyone for participating. We are surprised after this much time you were unable to crack the relatively simple backdoor in all Koblitz curves.

And post the solution.

King_Martha
King_Martha

Buy Bitbean.

w8t4u
w8t4u

"WE WUZ KANGZ"

btc falls to 200 dollars

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

hodl

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

What is the first message you post?

I work for DGB now and will sell all my BTC in 5...4...3...

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

alright everyone, big boss here
I lost the keys to my wallet so please halp by donating to 1........... address
remember that I'm the lord of your gains and many more will come if you comply

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

"OOooft, you've made a right cunt of this while I was away lads!"

JunkTop
JunkTop

post your wallet, I'll recover the key for you.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

"IOTA is the future. Miners GTFO"

girlDog
girlDog

Hi niggers, get ready for a dumpin'