Cold War jokes thread lads
>Deep 50's. Two american astronauts land on Mars. They exit thei vehicle and quickly start making plans. "Imagine - says one - there we will plant wheat. Whole fields of wheat to support the settlement, that will be built over there. Next to it, a monument shall stand. Two statues of the very first men to walk the surface of Mars." Suddenly, a alien appears from behind a rock. "Sorry lads. There was this short baldie here and apparently Bce бyдeт кyкypyзoй"
>Khruschev and Kennedy decide to be cryogenically frozen for 50 years to see who will win cold war. After they wake up, Khruschev buys a newspaper. He sees the front page and starts laughing. The headline says FIRST CHAIRMAN OF THE AMERICAN COMMUNIST PARTY DECLARES ANOTHER FIVE-YEAR PLAN. "See - says Khruschev - It had to be us who came on top." Kennedy grabs the paper from here, opens it and cries from laughter. "What's so funny?" Khruschev asks. JFK just points to a small article "MINOR CLASHES ON SINO-POLISH BORDER"
>Rabinovich is scolded by his superior at work: "Why haven't you been on the last party meeting?" "Oy vey, if I knew it's the last one, I would bring my whole family there!"
>Museum of the October Revolution. Tour guide shows a skeleton of a Civil War hero, Chapayev to the tourists. Suddenly one asks about a smaller skeleton next to it. "Oh - says the guide - it's Chapayev as a child."