Once we begin mass production

>once we begin mass production...

I'M FUCKING INVINCIBLE

Uber alles.

The idiocy of these is so transparent it's painful. How were these meant to be a good idea?

Are you questioning the superiority of unse-*explodes*

How's an honest warmonger supposed to make a living?

Look at this picture and tell me you honestly think the allies have a shot at winning the war, we'll probably be putting men on the moon in a few years

I wish they had built a few. It would have been neat.

>allies build a fuckload of light tanks that can outmaneuver and overrun the bigger bulkier and expensive german tanks
>german solution is to make their tanks even more gigantic so that they suck up more of the dwindling german resources
it had to have been autism

NONE SHALL STAND IN OUR WAY!

>flying dildo launcher
THE MADMEN!

A fucking propelled propeller.

Do those things have two panzerfausts on their tail?

According to wiki those are liquid fuel rockets

Cipher is pursuing new research.

When you've reached that point of ridiculousness, you might as well. Dirty allied bombercraft behind you will never expect a panzerfaust in the face.

And this..is..to go...even FURTHER BEYOND
>10 jet engines you

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

>Targettingaircraft on your 6
>While the recoil increases your speed

German engineering at it's best.

This is coming dangerously close to 40k ork tech.

OOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH

Intensify forward firepower, I don't want anything coming through.

Let me correct that : A fucking propelled propeller WING.

The reason you don't see crazy shit like that in the real world is because they don't work. All the crazy shit Nazis had in paper looks like space age stuff, but they never would've worked

>Hans! We are loosing the war!
>Otto, we will never EVER loose the war once this gets put in production!
I'd love to see what went through the heads of people who sketched this napkin drawings.

messerschmidt 262 could have been in mass production if it weren't for Hitler though

It's almost like the world would be a better place if it weren't for Hitler.

What a novel idea, I hope it cathces on

>to berlin, comrades.

How do you know that?
Without Hitler Europe would not have united, blacks, woman and gays would not be liberated. A lot of good things happened because of WW2.

Then again, probably the most heinous crime in human history, the atomic bombing of 2 cities full of children and woman, might have been avoided if the scientists who were responsible for the construction of this weapon stayed in a civilized country.
Not even Hitler used the atomic bomb against his enemies.

it's fake btw

Both God and man had by now grown tired of this discussion.

>it's another "Atom bombs were a war crime even though the alternative would have left much more soldiers and civilians dead" episode

>I deleted the webm of the cgi showing this thing in flight
GODDAMNIT

Yeah but it would've been glorious if it wasn't

Just put a bumper on its way and watch it crack down the middle when it tries to pass it.

Even the ancient warfare specialists knew when to stop. This monstrosity I imagine to be like if the Greeks or Persians would have used an even longer spear than the Sarissa, manned by two or three guys to counter the Macedonian phalanx.

We shall drive them back with PANCAKES!

That's not even Hitler's peak autism.

My god. It's the Luftwaffle!

We shall power our interceptors....

WITH COAL!

Wrong pic

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the idea behind these were to make them invulnerable to anti tank weaponry, since the reich was low on manpower, and on experiences serviceman

you cant just start massproducing a medium tank and keep putting crews in that has the life expectancy of 10hours

if you were a 20y old german in 1944, you had a good chance of becoming a tank commander or even a tankplatoon commander

obviously the idea is flawed but thats what they came up with

>lel why not just build more panthers
because your inexperienced crews will bog it down and youll have to blow it up

Yes , I don't think the Allies would have stood a chance against German engineered giant flying fidget spinners.

Should have thought of that before invading russia

God damn this is autistic.
I love it.

HEY HEY BE CAREFUL WITH THE UPHOLSTERY

>planes have made battleships obsolete
>lets build a land battleship

Logically then Graf Zeppelin should have been finished as a land aircraft carrier. Is that why it was cancelled?

>a land aircraft carrier?

You want to convert a huge ship into something can travel on land for purpose of transporting aircraft...hitlerian levels of autism

Now zis is something I can get behind, Hans.

Why you posting DC WW2 comics?

Heh, you call that "wunderwaffe", Faschistiy?
>dives you

*Shoots down your tank*

https:e//en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsar_Tank
I'd like to see Fritz think of something this magnificent.

I love that goddamn tank so much. No matter how bad my day is going, that silly motherfucker is can cheer me up.

Of course it would be accompanied by a series of land-destroyers and land-cruisers for support. Imagine a land based Graf Zeppelin accompanied by several P.1000 Ratte with enhanced AA as the cruiser and then several dozen Maus/Panther tanks for the destroyers

what the fuck was wrong with germs

Just when I thought the third reich couldn't be autistic enough yet, they genuinely, actually try to weaponize fidget spinners.

Yeah. Good luck invading anything with a river or bridge.

If you design it big enough you can just go through the river, and the maus was designed to be airtight so one maus would drive underwater through a river while the other maus was hooked up to it to provide power