>Hello! Here's the pizza you ordered sir! How would you like to pay this sir? >Bitcoin? Alright uh... That'll be 0.000056684 plus tip...Wait no excuse me sir new price is going to be 0.000058995 plus tip. >Please send it to this address 1F1tAaz5x1HUXrCNLbtMDqcw6o5GNn4xBb >Again? It's 1F1tAaz5x1HUXrCNLbtMDqcw6o5GNn4xBb >Done? Sorry sir but our company requires 20 confirmations before giving you the pizza. >... >... >Uh... Mind if I stay in for a while?
40 minutes later...
>Alright sir thank you very much have a nice day! *closes door* >Only 2 satoshis? Motherfucker...
Daniel Myers
>not using litecoin
Nathan Brown
I assume there'll be an app or something making transactions faster, though the volatility of the coin is a genuine concern. hmmmmm
Leo Young
>40 minutes later More like 4 days later and with a $20 transaction fee
Jackson Hernandez
>hit button on phone >1 satoshi sent to Papa John's >drone arrives 15 later with my saucy za
Zachary Anderson
I sent myself .02 BTC today and received it in less than 30min for a 5 sat fee.
Benjamin Adams
Pizza delivery is already starting to get automated. also >bitcoin becomes dominant form of currency 3 years from now >there still hasn't been a faster way of direct payment created I mean fuck dude, we already have QR codes. get some better criticisms.
Jaxson Reyes
>saucy >not getting light sauce, extra cheese, pineapple pepperoni, and stuffed crust why even order pizza. [spoiler]that shit sounds like so many calories when i fucking type it[/spoiler]
Matthew Adams
That's not the purpose of BTC silly billy.
Jaxon Hall
What *is* the purpose then?
Matthew Perez
>introducing PizzaCoin >the first shitcoin that can be used to buy pizza without waiting coinfirmations and automatically tip the delivery guy the minimun pizzoshi possible.
I would invest all my money, I'm surprised that with all these ICOs of shitcoins with no future nobody thinked about something like that, would go to the moon.
Wyatt Powell
As a digital store of wealth you fucking idiot. Do you also pay for your burgers with gold?
Jace Gonzalez
Prove that we don't need gobmint to have money. BTC is a proof of concept
Jayden Wright
I WANT MY PIZZA LOOKING LIKE A HEAVY FLOW DAY STUFF YOUR STUFFED CRUST UP YOUR STUFFED ASS, FAGGOT
Andrew Sanders
2025
>Delivery driver is now driving a lambo >still expects a tip
Ryder Morgan
>tfw can buy magic mushi mushis grow kits using bitcoin
Isaiah Morales
kek
Mason Fisher
I love posts like these.
Eli Garcia
Lmao
Easton Gomez
Top kek
I'm imagining someone pay for a whopper with a grain of gold
Justin Allen
fuckin lol
Jeremiah Russell
>Not using BitBean's light-speed transaction
Asher Sullivan
dash can already do this op
Nicholas Butler
Hold & Use DGB !
Julian Bell
Literally why alias's will be so important. DIONS bro
Blake Wright
>Man, here's your pizza, your note made no sense but whatever bro we put some bits of beans on it. Customer is always right an shit, huh huh. That'll be 1 shitoshi my dude.
Benjamin Carter
>BTC? i i-i've only got a few dibibytes..
Michael Cox
>great, digimarines veterans get a 2% yearly discount
Gavin Miller
>2020 >order pizza on app >click pay via bitcoin >pizza is made by automated production line on 130th floor >end of the line reaches delivery "chute" >pizza delivery drone picks it up and drops it to your "delivery chute" on the 110th floor of your apartment >phone notifies you of delivery >??? >profit
Leo Gomez
if I ever make it with any of these ICOs I'm going to spend my weeknights browsing biz to tip the OPs of these threads. Kek so fucking hard every time
Ethan Wright
The lightning network functionality coming soon means instant confirmations and lower fees while still staying decentralized. I'm hyped.
Matthew Taylor
>plus tip
Jonathan Campbell
lul
Samuel Peterson
With my gold money debit card I do.
Why are you guys this dense?
In 2017 I'd expect more.
Jackson Reed
Haha epic! Just like the dollar!
Caleb Diaz
lol! good one bro made my night
Bentley Cox
...
Henry Wood
still fucks yo waif before leaving
Gabriel Green
>2072 >Living in space colony >Telepathically connect to food replicator >Telepathically select pizza icon >Food replication complete
>Time to pay your annual food replicator fee >1 iota has been debited from your account
Easton Roberts
>implying that shitcoin will last more than a couple years
Nathan Green
sad you dont know how many 20 confi takes. thats 2 hours not 40 mins
Brandon Howard
You idiota! Pizza will be decentralized at that point in time > meaning you will be eating separated ingredients.