2020

2020

>Hello! Here's the pizza you ordered sir! How would you like to pay this sir?
>Bitcoin? Alright uh... That'll be 0.000056684 plus tip...Wait no excuse me sir new price is going to be 0.000058995 plus tip.
>Please send it to this address 1F1tAaz5x1HUXrCNLbtMDqcw6o5GNn4xBb
>Again? It's 1F1tAaz5x1HUXrCNLbtMDqcw6o5GNn4xBb
>Done? Sorry sir but our company requires 20 confirmations before giving you the pizza.
>...
>...
>Uh... Mind if I stay in for a while?

40 minutes later...

>Alright sir thank you very much have a nice day! *closes door*
>Only 2 satoshis? Motherfucker...

>not using litecoin

I assume there'll be an app or something making transactions faster, though the volatility of the coin is a genuine concern. hmmmmm

>40 minutes later
More like 4 days later and with a $20 transaction fee

>hit button on phone
>1 satoshi sent to Papa John's
>drone arrives 15 later with my saucy za

I sent myself .02 BTC today and received it in less than 30min for a 5 sat fee.

Pizza delivery is already starting to get automated. also
>bitcoin becomes dominant form of currency 3 years from now
>there still hasn't been a faster way of direct payment created
I mean fuck dude, we already have QR codes. get some better criticisms.

>saucy
>not getting light sauce, extra cheese, pineapple pepperoni, and stuffed crust
why even order pizza.
[spoiler]that shit sounds like so many calories when i fucking type it[/spoiler]

That's not the purpose of BTC silly billy.

What *is* the purpose then?

>introducing PizzaCoin
>the first shitcoin that can be used to buy pizza without waiting coinfirmations and automatically tip the delivery guy the minimun pizzoshi possible.

I would invest all my money, I'm surprised that with all these ICOs of shitcoins with no future nobody thinked about something like that, would go to the moon.

As a digital store of wealth you fucking idiot. Do you also pay for your burgers with gold?

Prove that we don't need gobmint to have money. BTC is a proof of concept

I WANT MY PIZZA LOOKING LIKE A HEAVY FLOW DAY
STUFF YOUR STUFFED CRUST UP YOUR STUFFED ASS, FAGGOT

2025

>Delivery driver is now driving a lambo
>still expects a tip

>tfw can buy magic mushi mushis grow kits using bitcoin

kek

I love posts like these.

Lmao

Top kek

I'm imagining someone pay for a whopper with a grain of gold

fuckin lol

>Not using BitBean's light-speed transaction

dash can already do this op

Hold & Use DGB !

Literally why alias's will be so important.
DIONS bro

>Man, here's your pizza, your note made no sense but whatever bro we put some bits of beans on it. Customer is always right an shit, huh huh. That'll be 1 shitoshi my dude.

>BTC? i i-i've only got a few dibibytes..

>great, digimarines veterans get a 2% yearly discount

>2020
>order pizza on app
>click pay via bitcoin
>pizza is made by automated production line on 130th floor
>end of the line reaches delivery "chute"
>pizza delivery drone picks it up and drops it to your "delivery chute" on the 110th floor of your apartment
>phone notifies you of delivery
>???
>profit

if I ever make it with any of these ICOs I'm going to spend my weeknights browsing biz to tip the OPs of these threads. Kek so fucking hard every time

The lightning network functionality coming soon means instant confirmations and lower fees while still staying decentralized. I'm hyped.

>plus tip

lul

With my gold money debit card I do.

Why are you guys this dense?

In 2017 I'd expect more.

Haha epic! Just like the dollar!

lol! good one bro made my night

...

still fucks yo waif before leaving

>2072
>Living in space colony
>Telepathically connect to food replicator
>Telepathically select pizza icon
>Food replication complete

>Time to pay your annual food replicator fee
>1 iota has been debited from your account

>implying that shitcoin will last more than a couple years

sad you dont know how many 20 confi takes. thats 2 hours not 40 mins

You idiota! Pizza will be decentralized at that point in time
> meaning you will be eating separated ingredients.