Why didn't Hitler just fuck Eva Braun?

Why didn't Hitler just fuck Eva Braun?
Did he really have to sperg out so much?

I mean she was a fine piece of ass.

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Who said he didnt?

he was a drug addict, mosty sleeping off his hangovers.

there is no way he dipped his small german dick into this goddess.

he probably had some wierd sexual hang up caused by trauma. like he could only get it up if he had stuff shoved up his butt or something

Spoken like a true national geographics historian. moving on.

*his small austrian dick

Meh, I personally believe exactly zero facts about Hitler's personal life that have come out in the past 30 years.
It seems every year reveals something more unbelievable. It's like mythmaking in real time.

t. thorshammer69x99

Exxept if you google the subject, you will see that people in his close circle took note of that fact.
But of course, everytime someone judges your father, you get upset.
Still died a virgin. And like a virgin, too lmao

>Plow my tight german asshole, daddy

Except everyone who noted they would spend the night in the same bed room frequently.

Except not.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3036203/Hitler-s-24-hours-want-beautiful-corpse-said-Eva-amid-frenzy-sex-drinking.html
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3982722/Eva-PORN-NAKED-photographs-Hitler-s-mistress-Eva-Braun-Collector-claims-Adolf-s-lover-frolicking-Nazi-leader-s-summer-home.html?ito=social-twitter_mailonline

This constitutes a
>fine piece of ass
in G*rmany
truly Based Harris didn't do enough

Have you ever smelled vagina? It smells really bad...can't blame the man.

>Literally calling women a "piece of ass"

I don't know how anybody can deny that Veeky Forums is misogynistic as shit.
Inb4 go back to Tumblr/Reddit. Yes, I know, you fags don't want your echo chamber ruined by dissenting opinions saying women shouldn't be referred to as a sum of sexually desirable parts. Get mad.

Women love to be objectified. Only ugly and insecure hambeast "women" would claim otherwise.

Because he would poop himself during sex, which is why he did it with his boxers on.

This is the true face of /her/.

>Thinking only women are objectified
>Calling anyone else misogynistic
Suck my dick

>Veeky Forums - a place in which an intellectually lazy echo chamber about how much of a jerk Hitler was is deemed not politically correct enough

Beware the revolution will eat its children, guys.

Massively depends on the girl

Well good hygiene can get rid of the smell. But even with good hygiene if you fuck them long enough it doesn't really smell like flowers you know. One of god's cruel jokes.

her sister was much better

Remider that Hitler was too much of a beta to dare to ask Leni Riefenstahl out even though she was completely in love with him.

I wish it smelled good so I could eat out my girl. I have such a hard time doing it

Tell her to wash her cunt and stop being fat.

It might help.

>censored
wtf?

>language policing on an anonymous yemenite food enthousiasts forum

This is a blue board, friend. No naughty pictures allowed!

It's still censored in the link, DM clickbaiting as per usual.

Veeky Forums is misogynistic.
>>Literally calling women a "piece of ass"
But you couldn't have possibly picked a dumber example to bitch about.

>Another man-faced german women.
No thank you.

butthurt slavs

As if there is a difference you retarded fuckwit.
Go back to school

Okay but was she not a fine piece of ass?

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"hahaha i was only pretending to b retarded!"

Except they did have sex

You wanna choke on my dick hot stuff? If you bounce your titties I'll let you eat my cum

(You)

If women stopped behaving and dressing like pieces of ass, maybe we would view them differently.

Everyone can tell you are false flagging, m8.

Misogynists talk about women in a dehumanized way, i.e., nice legs, great ass, etc, as if women were nothing more than a collection of body parts, because they are unable to form proper intimate relationships. I feel bad for you virgins.

The reason attractive women like me won't let you fuck is is because you are assholes, and smell funny.

Hitler is /r9k/ incarnate.

Too much bait? I'm normally more subtle but we will see what 'yous' it gets.

delet this so no one sees it.

I will prefer to keep it there, it will make it more enjoyable when people reply anyway.

FEUR!

This is Veeky Forums buddy, there are no attractive women here.

All these autists actually falling for the bait- this is why 4chins is literally shit these days.

He actually had a secret fetish for jewess loli, Eva was just a cover.

SUCK MY COCK AND THEN COOK MY DINNER YOU CUNT

this is bad advice. women need to use ether just water or a special kind of soap or their pussys smell like shit.
regular soap just makes it worse

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Nice try but everyone knows X chromosomes don't post on Cantonese cuisine & cartoon forums.

Micropenis and one testicle.

>All the Naziboos idealise him even more after reading that
I mean, is anyone really surprised?

Lmao

Hi babe, want sum? Ill give you my mail and we can hook up

>Remembers that women dont broswe Veeky Forums because it's to complex

Stop larping beta whiteknight

You are neither a woman nor attractive.

nerd

>women don't browse Veeky Forums
Keep repeating that to yourself and then wonder why you're alone

So a young guy fell in love with a girl and you think this is some grounds for criticism or ridicule?

he did.

He just didn't publicize it because as a dictator a bachelor is more attractive to women