Our candle, who art in bittrex

>Our candle, who art in bittrex
>Hallowed be thy dip
>thy sell wall high, thy lambos die
>on Veeky Forums, as it is in Goldman
>Give us this day our lunar launch,
>and forgive us our margin loan
>For we forgive those who shorted against us
>and lead us not into liquidation
>but deliver us from bull traps
>Amen.

Buy when there's blood on the streets, even if that blood is your own.
-Jesus Christ

Buy when the river runs red, even if you go the dirt road - Ghandi

>Hail wojak, full of rage
>the loss is with thee
>Blessed art thou among no-coiners,
>and blessed is the fruit of thy bags; shitcoin
>Holy wojak, mother of debt,
>pray for our lambos now, and at the hour of our launch
>Amen.

>Lord, make me an instrument of Your gains.
>Where there is loss, let me sow profit;
>where there is fear, greed;
>where there is red, green;
>where there is short, long;
>where there is ask, bid;
>where there is earth, moon.

>Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of bags
>I will fear no wojaks
>for money-skelley art with me
>thy moon-missions and thy lambos they comfort me.
>Thou preparest an ICO before me in the presence of filthy nocoiners
>thou anointest my head with tendies
>my mountain dew runneth over.

Fucking burgers and their belief in imaginary gods

Fucking Veeky Forumsfags and their belief in imaginary money

rekt

This thread is gold

kek

Deuteronmy 14:7
Nevertheless these ye shall not buy of them that do the FUD; as the BCCuck, and the noARK, and the nobancs: for they do the FUD, but provide not the proof; therefore they are unclean unto you.

3x over valued?

> I'm sitting here in my boring room
> Just another lonely trading afternoon
> I'm hodling my bags I'm not letting them go
> Dear moon please come I'm waiting for you
> But the crash is not stopping
> And I wonder

> I wonder how I wonder why
> Yesterday biz told me bout the ath
> But all that I can see
> Is just fear and no greed
*cries silently*

fuck it, we're all going to hell anyway. continue, Veeky Forums

Once upon a time I was making money and falling in love,
Now I'm broke and falling a part.
Nothing we can do it's a total eclipse of the market.

Hey Wojak,
Take this bag from me,
I can't use it anymore.

The candle's red,
I can see,
The SEC is knocking on the door.

Knock knock knocking on the door
SEC SEC SEC
Knock knock knocking on the door
SEC SEC SEC

Goodbye NEO, goodbye chinks
My portfolio sadly shrinks

When it hits ICO price,
It's just better to play dice.

Knock knock...

>o satoshi, bless this shitcoin to our use
>and us to your vision
>make us grateful for all your moon-missions
>and mindful of the bags of others
>ramen

LMFAO

>blockfolio is red
>lips are blue
>wallets are in flames
>and fud memes true

my sides and my pooper.

That was beautiful

Never seen Dr. Manhojack... I like it.

So nice..
*wipes a teardrop*

>Blessed is he who buys at ATH
>Just HODL, Just HODL, Just HODL
>Blessed is he who buys at ATH
>Just HODL, Just HODL, Just HODL
>King of Bizreal, Hold on to your bags
>Here to rage in righteousness

kek'd