ABSOLUTE COMFY Veeky Forums THREAD

look at all those cryptos falling

so nice having real assets like stocks

cryptoscum not welcome

>so nice to have in ass cocks

Three very simple rules that you idiots disregard which will lose you money:

Rule #1: "There is no such thing as free lunch"

Rule #2: "What comes up, must come down"

Rule #3: "Bubbles are a thing"

You think you will simply get rich with no work because of "muh new paradigm!!"

Lol idiots, enjoy your bags imbeciles

fuck off scum

>real assets

Stocks are literally make-believe bullshit

idiots didn't listen, now they can hold their crypto bags for eternity

Crypto is vaporwave nonsense, no fucking doubt. But don't hold any delusions of stocks being something of any meaningful value either.

I AM CRASHING THIS CRYPTO

ROAST ME

make believe bullshit.
A stake in a working company....

Risk with occasional reward with div.
Going by your logic make believe bullshit has rewards....

If you consider yourself an investor and you're not taking advantage of EVERY opportunity you have to make money - including both stocks AND crypto - you're a fucking retard.

Crypto presents the growth opportunity of the internet stocks of the 90s.

Have fun on the sidelines making 15% (Holy shit!!! BEST S&P YEAR EVER!!) in your SPY ETF while I leverage my IRA and 401(k) for steady gains and go balls to the wall on the side with crypto.

You fucking faggots need to fuck off . Hurr durr the market is crashing so glad I have stocks. Hurr durr the whole market is green enjoy your 5% stock gains stupid boomer . You either believe in crypto or you don't get the fuck outta here nigger . The market will fucking explode this quater screencap this faggot

OP is just a wee lil babe. has no recollection of stock devastation.

>managed to piss away 385 omg into bcc
>soon after I could only buy 330 omg
>Go to sleep
>wakeup to blockfolio
>prices = oh shit plz no
>bought back into OMG at the dip and now have 420 omg

comfffffffffffyyyyyyyyyy now and I'll never daytrade you again my little golden goose

This is a prelude to the stock selloff. Screencap this.

Btw stock market crash is coming nigger . Just a heads up .

>golden goose
>not BTC
You're doing it wrong friendo.

Lmao whenever btc retraces this idiot goes at this furiously. Literally copypasting the same edgy garbage on different threads. Sad.

Have some (You)s kid:

Futures trading master race reporting in.

Cryptocucks are going ashes to ashes, dust to dust, neet to neet.

BOW TO MY FELLOW KING

>stock market crash is coming nigger
yeah

everyone waits for it since 2008, but everything non-crypto is seriously undervalued

guy with stocks and tangible assets here.

fuck off op youre a faggot