These are the only utensils ever developed

>These are the only utensils ever developed.
The fuck are you doing, other cultures?

A graber, a poker, a scooper and a cutter

Is there anything else one could really need for eating? Hell the fork and chopsticks are basically equivalent

Other cultures weren't autistic enough to develop new utensils when God gave us 2 utensils to use naturally.

>eurasiatangs BTFO

What the fuck else do you need

Look upon my works ye mighty and despair.

How can you cut something is you don't have a fork to hold it down?

The iPhone of utensils. Just took a punch of existing stuff and put it all together in expensive packaging

Oh the humanity

There's a fifth.

This
>*annoys everyone in a 20 meter radius*

that fork section isn't picking up bupkis

Two serrated sporks

The virgin utensils
>small and weak
>can't do things on their own, require help
>invented many years ago, woefully outdated
>made of metal, same material as a trash can
>focuses entirely on utility yet fails to be useful
>too many to hold them all in one hand
>need an entire drawer just store them
>constantly worried about their appearance, need to look symmetrical and shiny

The chad serrated spork
>big, black and dominant
>does literally everything on its own, will actively make your food taste better when using it
>invented recently, is the literal cutting edge of eating technology
>composed of only the finest in space-age synthetic polymers
>doesn't care if its design actually makes sense, manages to be the best anyway
>can hold one in each hand and eat twice as fast, hold two more between your toes for quadruple eat efficiency
>has a whole punched in it to easily be hung up or kept on your keychain, has ascended beyond the need for antiquated drawers and cabinets
>looks mean less than nothing to this absolute perfection of engineering, and yet it manages to be slick, stylish, and sexually inviting anyway

I know it's a variation of spoon but I love it.

For most of history a knife and two hands were enough.

These things caught on with nobles with two much time on their hands

kek

>inserting serrated edges into your mouth

It's basically just a big soup spoon.

I really enjoyed this post.

>These are the only utensils ever developed.

How is knife a cultural thing? And a spoon, you think other cultures didn't have fucking spoons? Even chinks use spoons to cook shit.

>t. Pajeet

>eating utensil

has science gone too far?

>not eating with hands