Own 30.20991 BTC

own 1btc, girlfriends big tits roommate wants to fuck me.

>Own 1100 btc
> Not a virgin
> Dating/boning a doctor
> Still shelling out a grand for a photographer to maximize tinder bang quality

>nutted on a skank's stomach not even 30 mins ago
>have less than .15 BTC rn

Wanna trade?

Cash out one bitcoin and hire a first rate escort dude.

How old are you? I used to feel so self conscious about my virginity until i lost mine. It's not a big deal, really. AMA

>am 6"01.75 tall
>still a virgin

>and .75
this is why

>the joke
>your head

Read the OP again

>0 btc
>fucked 19 women

brothels don't count faggot

I was young and didn't get any pussy forever.

I watched pickup videos who told me to approach women and suddenly I got a lot of pussy.

Now I have a stable income and a few dozens k in crypto. Money doesn't help me AT ALL with getting pussy. Not that I have particularly much money, but even 200k you'd get less than if you're at a coffee shop for 3 hours a day. To get laid, you must come across hygenic, not fearful of life and actually talk to people. If you're busy getting rich, you don't get any.

Haha oh yeah. I'm tired. Plz no bully

No no no. That'd be depressing as fuck

Peasant money doesn't help at all with getting pussy. Make mid to high six figures yearly and it helps.
Of course, sitting in your moms basement all day like a wojak fgt won't matter how much money you have or make

>own 130btc
>virgin, ofc
i stoped caring 8 years ago

Links to pickup vids

nice just bought 100k

30 btc is way more valuable that a pussy
confucius says better to be a virgin with crypto than a virgin without

in this day and age, with the ease of online dating, even the most disgusting neckbeard should be able to get laid

your standards are probably way too high

what are you talking about?
its getting harder and harder to meet people in the modern world, back than the innocent girl on a farm would fall in love with any sweet guy she met but now only the top 20% of male selection get picked.

>own 30k xvg
>last week i had sex with a trannie. (Cute girl with a penis)

god fucking damn my man. envy of Veeky Forums catmilking division right here

>back than the innocent girl on a farm would fall in love with any sweet guy she met

This has never been true in any time period of human history. If you were a loser neet back then, you would be shoved into a monastery.

Huh? He's saying that you should look for people around your level of attractiveness on Tinder. Do you think the bottom 40% of women get to pick from the top 20% of men?

all women are is just another shitcoin OP, pump and dump

THIS!
You must get them when they are young or you will end up with a liability.

W-w-will you send me some pls? I haven't fucked because the only opportunity was my friend's GF when she thought he had cheated on her but I said no and it turned out not to be true anyway.

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good wojack man, sad story. I hate having to resist my friends exes out of respect for them, wish I was a nigger and just shared with my brothers

have 40k in bank, have 30k in crypto

never held hands with a girl, but atleast im way more well off than people my age

This guy is WOKE

And Chad pre-mines them.

She's 5 feet tall, beautiful, and had H cup tits, it was so hard to say no.

>spend all my time in my dark room
>wonder why you're still a virgin

>tfw missed out on teenage love
>tfw no amount of BTC will ever buy you a time machine

You are completely disconnected from reality.
Your mother too then huh.

Absolutely my mom, she's like the town bicycle. Everyone knows shes a slut. Still call her everyday though, shes my damn mommy

If you aren't slaying prime 15 year old pussy by highschool kill yourself.

this dramatic guy sold at the dip

>if you had shitty bones back then, you would be shoved into a monastery.

The top 20% of men fuck the bottom 40% of women with no remorse, leading to even the ugliest woman having ridiculous standards that the average man struggles to meet. The bottom 40% just turn into used up single moms or childless in there 30's. Man whores are everu bit at fault as woman.

own 1 btc
fucked hundreds of times
forgot what its like to be a virgin

Sent ;)

>the only reason to get laid is to come to the realization that pussy is worthless and doesn't get you anything
>virgins spend their entire lives obsessing and trying to obtain this worthless commodity
Sad, really.

It feels the same as being a non virgin now stop acting like your plastic trophy is a gold medal faggot

this, sex is overrated af. Sure it feels nice but my life still is the same shit after having sex.

Also, after Tinder was invented there is literally no excuse to not get your dicked sucked by a some bored girl out there.

Being virgin is a state of mind.

Start doing good things, dress well, take cure of yourself, get out of your basement every now and then and you won't actually look like a virgin before than being a virgin , that is even worse.

Start doing men things like thanks who gives you advice (with BTC coff cuff, just saying).

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>Both pussy and money create their own set of problems, and never bring the satisfaction that these plebs are trying for
Don't be too disappointed kids

Start by spelling out the word "what"

Leave the house.

send 1.0 BTC to get dem dragon dildos, I need to take my virginity with those
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Do Molly and go to a club with tidy looking clothes and a haircut/shave if youre a little unkempt. You'll have the confidence, you'll be horny enough to bang anything that moves and it'll be the best night of your life when you inevitably smash. Cash out a quarter of a coin and buy a few drinks, and take a quarter of a viagra in case you get stimdick.

I don't condone the use of illegal substances, though.

>the virgin coin
>the chad fiat

> owns 0.18BTC
> gf wants to make me forget about the recent losses
feels good man

this.

Getting laid is like that really hard videogame where you get stuck on a place for a long time, then when you actually learn how to get past it becomes fucking easy to do it every time.

Also in my experience, having a vehicle makes women wet af (especially motorcycles). start riding one and women will all jump on your dick.

> 45 btc hodling to the day i die
> still an ugly and autistic virgin over the age of 20
Waht do desu?

Okay i deleted my post and repost with propa grama is this beter?

You see grammar nazi is cope on Veeky Forums for pseudo intellectuals to compensate for their lack of self worth.

I'll teach you everything I know about getting laid for some Bitcoin OP. You lack game, and I lack Bitcoin. Good trade.

A lot of bullshitters in here. I'm 30 and have fucked about 60 bitches, which is more than most if not all of the faggots in this thread, and I still don't think it's "easy" (at least it isn't when you're going for girls higher than 7/10 on the looks scale). It's a huge pain in the ass at the best of times.

Follow this advice! Try to get them at ICO(Initial Cunt Offering) and dump after the first big pump or you'll be left holding heavy bags

jesus, this is accurate

Who remember no hymen no diamond. Good meme

Statistically speaking women are going after the top 20% of men. That 20% of men only see a match for 1 in 100 like.

I'll just stick to my crypto.