Tfw you'll be able serve under great men and under a great cause such as what the SS stood for in NS Germany. This was a time to be alive. Nope this isn't bait at all.
Amazing it would be to serve in the SS and wear a uniform that represented pride and glory for Germany.
>be ss
>waste all of the equipment that should have gone to veteran wermacht units because hitler is literally autistic
>lose
this is what passes for /pol/ baiting these days.
It's so bad that I think there's a chance it's a Veeky Forums regular falseflagging /pol/
I've never been on /pol/ before. But I want to serve in the SS!
>be mass murderers
>be cultic weirdos
>lose to soviet peasants
Yeah, real proud
If you actually wanted to make a difference in the german army you'd fight in the wermacht and not with some retard civillians-in-uniform who throw themselves in human waves like japs or russians
Follow your dreams user :^)
>Hans on suicide watch.
You'll be thrown under the bus by your army group commander as he leaves Waffen SS units to hold the rear guard while evacuating Heer units so they can fight another day.
en.wikipedia.org
Then when you are captured by the advancing allied troops, Waffen SS troops were often killed on the spot or given to the local population for mob justice, because your Waffen SS unit likely raped their women and killed some of their people.
en.wikipedia.org
Danzig ist Polnisch
I wanna join the SS! I wanna join the SS! I wanna join the SS! I wanna join the SS! I wanna join the SS! I wanna join the SS!
>tfw the g*rmans were too incompetent to last until August 1945
>tfw we never got to use the bomb on Berlin/Hamburg/Nuremberg
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>tfw pregnant Anne Frank wouldn't just be a meme if only we had finished the bomb 12 months ahead of schedule, incinerated the OKW and NSDAP leadership in August of '44, and Anne's first child is conceived during the victory celebrations after the surviving July 20 plotters seize power and immediately surrender to spare Germany further pain and destruction.
>tfw Hiroshima and Nagasaki would've been saved too because the Japs would've seen the writing on the wall and caved.
feelsbadman
Serious you guys, I'm gonna start crying right now if you stop making fun of me! ;( I want to join the SS!
>dropping the ball this fucking hard
Is this the state of "trolling" in 2017? Fucking hell.
;(
Stop. Its my dream.
>I want to join the SS!
And I want a nine month pregnant Dutch Jewish girl to fuck me in the cowgirl position while wearing my Hardee hat and riding boots, calling me "Johnny Reb". It's never gonna happen because your fucking beloved SS had to kill all of them to satisfy their racialist autism.
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"no" now begone revisionist.
go to bed Jeff
>Jeff
Fuck that fruity-ass Louisianan, I'm from Texas.