Taxes

When it comes time to cash out this crypto in a few years... I'm literally just going to say fuck it and put it all in my bank and not pay taxes. Gonna take the risk #YOLO #FuckTheIRS

Good plan to be honest

Ill just wait until they contact me, then Ill pay up my tithing for the jews

thats ok right?

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Veeky Forums will be the 1% in a few years time. The IRS can suck our pajeet dicks.

Speak for yourself...I'm not indian

just put 50k into monero and pay someone to kill the person investigating you.

I'll gladly pay my taxes. 15% for capital gains? They can have it. It won't make me angry or any less a millionaire.

puerto rico is a tax haven, 0% capital gains tax. FYI

PS beaches in every corner, beautiful weather all year long, all you have to do is live there for more than 183 days.

Except for the hurricanes. Right, Irma?

hehe well not accounting for unforseen circumstances. i guess, yeah technically you can die in a freak hurricane accident

There are no statutory limitations on taxes user.
If they catch you in 10 years, they'll want interest.

For the last 5 years or so, only 800 people have actually paid taxes on crypto gains. So in 2018 they're expanding their staff by ~$60 million just for crypto. good luck

god i hate tax code

>tfw made under $10,000 so I don't need to file

>For the last 5 years or so, only 800 people have actually paid taxes on crypto gains. So in 2018 they're expanding their staff by ~$60 million just for crypto. good luck

source

Will Bittrex hand over all our trade records to the IRS?

If you made under 6000 you might as well file. That's free money.

Aren't capital gains untaxed if you held for at least a year?

The moment you cash out you will have to pay taxes nigger
Good luck running from Uncle Sam with a pre-lubed anus

enjoy having to pay double in fees

Everyday these circlejerk tax threads.

My time as a Math department TA has taught me that most people are far too stupid to do basic arithmetic calculations.

So just hire H&R Block to figure it out for you and be done with it.

Source or the gainz goblin gonna get u faggot

Good luck OP, you will need it.